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Redneck Rydes · Redneck Rydes

Does anybody else on here have a infestation of Gypsy Moths? These little buggers have eaten almost every oak,maple,poplar and blue spruce on my property

69SS454 · 69SS454

Country Heritage Park Milton June 18-21 Basically you drive a 2.5K path through Heritage park for a FEE... $38.00 per Vehicle!!!! They do this type of event for Halloween and the cars are lined up for miles...for weeks before Halloween. Mind Boggling to me but with little else to do if you have kids I gu...

DJD · DJD

www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZN5uUIvoL_w -- Edited by poncho62 on Monday 10th of May 2021 05:38:57 PM

Iwannagofast · Iwannagofast

https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/832546964361278/-- Edited by poncho62 on Sunday 9th of May 2021 07:09:58 PM

iron horse · iron horse

supernash · supernash

Anybody bought a manual tire in the last few years ? I'm looking but most sure don't look like they'd last very long. I'd like something good, that can do motorcycle/atv/lawn tractor and light car/truck. Just getting old and hand bombing with the Irons is getting a bit harder these days. Open to any sug...

shag766 · shag766

here is a couple that made me think but it turned into a chuckle. - -

69SS454 · 69SS454

-- Edited by 69SS454 on Wednesday 28th of April 2021 07:39:05 AM

shag766 · shag766

Poor bubba Bubba died in a fire and his body was burned pretty badly. The morgue needed someone to identify the body, so they sent for his two best friends, Darryl and Gomer. The three men had always done everything together. Darryl arrived first and when the mortician pulled back the sheet. Darryl s...

shag766 · shag766

>> Enjoy😂 >> >> >> A man thought his wife wasn't hearing as well as she used to and he thought >> she might need a hearing aid. >> >> Not quite sure how to approach her, he called the family Doctor to discuss the >> problem. >> >> The Doc...

51 Styline · 51 Styline

DJD · DJD

is there an upgrade to make it amphibious ??? -- Edited by DJD on Saturday 10th of April 2021 12:25:18 PM

shag766 · shag766

> > > When you're over seventy..............who cares ? > > I was standing at the bar at the VFW one night minding my own business. > This FAT ugly chick came up behind me, grabbed my behind and said, > "You're kinda cute. You gotta phone number?" > I said, "Yeah, you gotta pen?"...

iron horse · iron horse

I love the Twin Stick Transmission. Gotta love yesteryear! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EAA22ANWxEs

iron horse · iron horse

Iwannagofast · Iwannagofast

https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/472469330434288 -- Edited by poncho62 on Saturday 3rd of April 2021 05:58:12 PM

DJD · DJD

https://m.roadkillcustoms.com/cool-toolbox-1950-chevrolet-3100-all-steel-toolbox/ OR, who now has a great new idea to use them old front end parts behind the shop??? -- Edited by poncho62 on Tuesday 30th of March 2021 07:10:53 AM

poncho62 · poncho62

It snowed last night...8:00 am: I made a snowman.8:10 - A feminist passed by and asked me why I didn't make a snow woman.8:15 - So, I made a snow woman.8:17 - My feminist neighbor complained about the snow woman's voluptuous chest saying it objectified snow women everywhere.8:20 - The gay couple livin...

Larry · Larry

just had some glass cut for my 47 Ford ragtop, windshield and vent windows. Port Perry auto glass and trim did them. They were not cheap, but still reasonable , BUT the did the BEST job I have ever had done , referring to the many I had cut at other places over the years ! The edges were all sanded smooth, and...

iron horse · iron horse

shag766 · shag766

CURTAIN RODS --- On the first day, he sadly packed his belongings into boxes, crates and suitcases. On the second day, he had the movers come and collect his things. On the third day, he sat down for the last time at their beautiful dining-room table, by candle-light; he put on some soft background...

DJD · DJD

www.ebay.com/b/1-64-Scale-Diecast-Toy-Vehicles-Lindberg/222/bn_82797526 very first model kit I remember having was a little tiny orange dodge charger there's a vague memory of my parrents putting it together one night in my back corner bedroom up at the cottage orange body and maybe bro...

shag766 · shag766

> Subject: Fwd: Doctor Bumbutu> >> > > > > > > > > > A flat-chested young lady read an article in a magazine that stated Dr.> > Bumbutu in Africa could enlarge breasts without surgery.> > She decided to contact Dr. Bumbutu to see if he could help...

DJD · DJD

www.fordproblems.com/soy-wiring/?fbclid=IwAR1WHUF3BOzI3ccsZdu5dMLcmQlZw3_KZt6n6ZaupCxVO8dapZJqrbVW994 -- Edited by DJD on Friday 5th of March 2021 05:03:48 PM

shag766 · shag766

The History of 'APRONS'I don't think our kids know what an apron is. The principle use of Grandma's apron was to protect the dress underneath because she only had a few. It was also because it was easier to wash aprons than dresses and aprons used less material. But along with that, it served as a pothol...

shag766 · shag766

Subject: HE'S MY BROTHERThe innocence of youth! Cute chuckle.... Two young boys walked into a pharmacy one day, picked out a box of tampons and proceeded to the checkout counter.The pharmacist at the counter asked the older boy, "Son, how old are you?”“Eight”, the boy replied.The man continu...

Iwannagofast · Iwannagofast

In this era of on-line ordering and door-step delivery I'm wondering if any of you out there have experienced delivery issues? We have a paved lane extending in off Victoria Ave on which we have 3 houses on the south side and a barn, barn/garage and another home on the north. My Mom lives in the first hous...

51 Styline · 51 Styline

So I was at the store earlier with my service dog. The lady in front of me at checkout had about $200 worth of toilet paper in her shopping cart. With an attitude she asked me what type of dog I had. I told her it was my service dog. Then she got real snarky and said, I knew that. What type of service? I said he was...

Fordy Acres Car Farm · Fordy Acres Car Farm

Here we are. A fork in the road. The begining of the end. While I haven't been on this site as long as some of the members here, I have been on a bunch of forums that have fizzled out over the years. I can see the writing on the wall, ......it's not good writing. As late as Friday night I've been thinking I shoul...

shag766 · shag766

4 old mischievous Grandmas were sitting at a table in a nursing home. About then an old Grandpa walked in.One of the old Grandmas yelled out saying, "I bet we can tell exactly how old you are."The old man said, "There ain't no way you can guess it, you old fools!" One of the old Grandmas said, "Sure we can...

shag766 · shag766

Two guys, one old, one young, are pushing their carts around Wal-Mart when they collide. The old guy says to the young guy, "Sorry about that. I'm looking for my wife, and I guess I wasn't paying attention to where I was going." The young guy says, "That's OK, it's a coincidence. I'm looking for my wif...

Iwannagofast · Iwannagofast

Tom Kristensen in an early T Bird, in car and from the sidelines www.youtube.com/watch?v=NWPe4A0FSO0 It might look like a wallowing barge but watch him pick up the inside front. www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ser-fqlT22M [video=https:...

iron horse · iron horse

An older gentleman goes to the doctor, he's concerned about his memory loss. The doctor says it's normal to lose some of your memory as you age, but if you're really concerned, keep a note pad and a pencil in your pocket and write everything down. Satisfied, he goes home to his wife. One evening they are w...

Iwannagofast · Iwannagofast

http://www.merrittvillespeedway.com/Memories/Stricker.html

Iwannagofast · Iwannagofast

If anyone thinks we've got problems in Ottawa ( and we do) just have a look South. What a sh*t show.

Iwannagofast · Iwannagofast

www.youtube.com/watch?v=LWkDaVUn0E https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LWkDaVUn0E

DJD · DJD

I'll start with I remember when the close-ie tab thingy on the cereal box ACTUALLY WORKED...

DJD · DJD

picked this up last week .. was 15% off "black friday " sale .. seems the price is back up now ..was 267 at the door .. hobby shop on the danforth .. did my part for the local business "guy"..rather than buying it online .. it WAS the best online price to boot ..SOOoo.. mine now. and it's HUGE.. [url]http://...

Cuddles · Cuddles

MERRY CHRISTMAS everyone ! I hope you get the parts you wished for !

Iwannagofast · Iwannagofast

......I saw "The Guild" truck and trailer go past my place this morning.

Iwannagofast · Iwannagofast

https://www.jalopyjournal.com/forum/threads/1955-pontiac.1214986/

murman · murman

When buying commercial property for personal use does one have to pay HST ?

Iwannagofast · Iwannagofast

.....hammer yer tent pegs.

DJD · DJD

A friend of my father , they grew up on the same street as kids , bought an old farm in Owen Sound back in the early 70's he and his wife built a nice new bungalow on the property and lived there many years - his father had a cottage on the lake down along the shoreline and there was a private road through the fa...

jarvis1 · jarvis1

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q3CUOdxUz60

Sniper · Sniper

51 Styline · 51 Styline

'Bless me Father, for I have sinned. I have been with a loose girl.' The priest asks, 'Is that you, little Joey Pagano?' 'Yes, Father, it is.' 'And who was the girl you were with?' 'I can't tell you, Father, I don't want to ruin her reputation.' "Well, Joey, I'm sure to find out her name sooner or later so yo...

shag766 · shag766

i could see something similar happening lol Subject: Two Little Old ladiesTwo little old ladies, Connie and Jean, were sitting on a park bench outside the local town hall where a flower show was in progress. The short one, Jean, leaned over and said, "Life is so boring. We never have any fun a...

poncho62 · poncho62

Justin Trudeau walks into a Bank to cash a cheque in front of me one day: As he approaches the cashier he says, "Good morning, Ma'am, could you please cash this cheque for me?”Cashier: "It would be my pleasure to do that sir. Could you please show me your ID?"Trudeau: "Truthfully, I didn't bring any "...

Iwannagofast · Iwannagofast

Enjoy time with your family

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	Gypsy Moths (Preview) Does anybody else on here have a infestation of Gypsy Moths? These little buggers have eaten almost every oak,maple,poplar and blue spruce on my property	Redneck Rydes	6	780	Jun 9, 2021 by Redneck Rydes
	Mega Wheels Drive Thru Car Show June 18-21 Milton (Preview) Country Heritage Park Milton June 18-21 Basically you drive a 2.5K path through Heritage park for a FEE... $38.00 per Vehicle!!!! They do this type of event for Halloween and the cars are lined up for miles...for weeks before Halloween. Mind Boggling to me but with little else to do if you have kids I gu...	69SS454	1	629	Jun 6, 2021 by 123pugsy
	really bad ford adds (Preview) www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZN5uUIvoL_w -- Edited by poncho62 on Monday 10th of May 2021 05:38:57 PM	DJD	4	874	May 11, 2021 by Lightspeed Mike
	Hey Wuga (Preview) https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/832546964361278/-- Edited by poncho62 on Sunday 9th of May 2021 07:09:58 PM	Iwannagofast	2	788	May 9, 2021 by jarvis1
	Something to Ponder (Preview)	iron horse	3	814	May 9, 2021 by iron horse
	Manual tire changer (Preview) Anybody bought a manual tire in the last few years ? I'm looking but most sure don't look like they'd last very long. I'd like something good, that can do motorcycle/atv/lawn tractor and light car/truck. Just getting old and hand bombing with the Irons is getting a bit harder these days. Open to any sug...	supernash	12	912	May 5, 2021 by shag766
	Who Would Of Thunk It ! LOL (Preview) here is a couple that made me think but it turned into a chuckle. - -	shag766	0	771	Apr 30, 2021 by shag766
	Morning Funnies (Preview) -- Edited by 69SS454 on Wednesday 28th of April 2021 07:39:05 AM	69SS454	5	760	Apr 29, 2021 by Jacob Hall
	a chuckle (Preview) Poor bubba Bubba died in a fire and his body was burned pretty badly. The morgue needed someone to identify the body, so they sent for his two best friends, Darryl and Gomer. The three men had always done everything together. Darryl arrived first and when the mortician pulled back the sheet. Darryl s...	shag766	2	667	Apr 26, 2021 by 123pugsy
	Tuesday morning chuckle (Preview) >> Enjoy😂 >> >> >> A man thought his wife wasn't hearing as well as she used to and he thought >> she might need a hearing aid. >> >> Not quite sure how to approach her, he called the family Doctor to discuss the >> problem. >> >> The Doc...	shag766	4	653	Apr 21, 2021 by flatblack55delivery
	Monday morning laugh. (Preview)	51 Styline	3	699	Apr 20, 2021 by shag766
	...LOL... (Preview) is there an upgrade to make it amphibious ??? -- Edited by DJD on Saturday 10th of April 2021 12:25:18 PM	DJD	6	1099	Apr 15, 2021 by Jacob Hall
	70--WHO CARES (Preview) > > > When you're over seventy..............who cares ? > > I was standing at the bar at the VFW one night minding my own business. > This FAT ugly chick came up behind me, grabbed my behind and said, > "You're kinda cute. You gotta phone number?" > I said, "Yeah, you gotta pen?"...	shag766	2	700	Apr 13, 2021 by Lightspeed Mike
	Too Good not to Share (Preview) I love the Twin Stick Transmission. Gotta love yesteryear! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EAA22ANWxEs	iron horse	3	736	Apr 8, 2021 by shag766
	Today's Funny (Preview)	iron horse	4	655	Apr 5, 2021 by Jacob Hall
	someone here was building models (Preview) https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/472469330434288 -- Edited by poncho62 on Saturday 3rd of April 2021 05:58:12 PM	Iwannagofast	0	753	Apr 3, 2021 by Iwannagofast
	so..who needs a new toolbox?? (Preview) https://m.roadkillcustoms.com/cool-toolbox-1950-chevrolet-3100-all-steel-toolbox/ OR, who now has a great new idea to use them old front end parts behind the shop??? -- Edited by poncho62 on Tuesday 30th of March 2021 07:10:53 AM	DJD	5	690	Mar 30, 2021 by DJD
	Snowman (Preview) It snowed last night...8:00 am: I made a snowman.8:10 - A feminist passed by and asked me why I didn't make a snow woman.8:15 - So, I made a snow woman.8:17 - My feminist neighbor complained about the snow woman's voluptuous chest saying it objectified snow women everywhere.8:20 - The gay couple livin...	poncho62	5	642	Mar 29, 2021 by iron horse
	flat glass (Preview) just had some glass cut for my 47 Ford ragtop, windshield and vent windows. Port Perry auto glass and trim did them. They were not cheap, but still reasonable , BUT the did the BEST job I have ever had done , referring to the many I had cut at other places over the years ! The edges were all sanded smooth, and...	Larry	7	738	Mar 17, 2021 by Larry
	We're Much Smarter These Days (Preview)	iron horse	2	662	Mar 13, 2021 by DJD
	A Happy Ending (Preview) CURTAIN RODS --- On the first day, he sadly packed his belongings into boxes, crates and suitcases. On the second day, he had the movers come and collect his things. On the third day, he sat down for the last time at their beautiful dining-room table, by candle-light; he put on some soft background...	shag766	2	507	Mar 11, 2021 by Redneck Rydes
	"things I shoulda kept....." (Preview) www.ebay.com/b/1-64-Scale-Diecast-Toy-Vehicles-Lindberg/222/bn_82797526 very first model kit I remember having was a little tiny orange dodge charger there's a vague memory of my parrents putting it together one night in my back corner bedroom up at the cottage orange body and maybe bro...	DJD	1	610	Mar 9, 2021 by DJD
	Afternoon Chuckle (Preview) > Subject: Fwd: Doctor Bumbutu> >> > > > > > > > > > A flat-chested young lady read an article in a magazine that stated Dr.> > Bumbutu in Africa could enlarge breasts without surgery.> > She decided to contact Dr. Bumbutu to see if he could help...	shag766	4	823	Mar 8, 2021 by 427CARL
	wiring and soy sauce ??? yummm (Preview) www.fordproblems.com/soy-wiring/?fbclid=IwAR1WHUF3BOzI3ccsZdu5dMLcmQlZw3_KZt6n6ZaupCxVO8dapZJqrbVW994 -- Edited by DJD on Friday 5th of March 2021 05:03:48 PM	DJD	2	644	Mar 7, 2021 by Lightspeed Mike
	Memory Lane for some of us (Preview) The History of 'APRONS'I don't think our kids know what an apron is. The principle use of Grandma's apron was to protect the dress underneath because she only had a few. It was also because it was easier to wash aprons than dresses and aprons used less material. But along with that, it served as a pothol...	shag766	4	432	Mar 5, 2021 by DJD
	morning giggle (Preview) Subject: HE'S MY BROTHERThe innocence of youth! Cute chuckle.... Two young boys walked into a pharmacy one day, picked out a box of tampons and proceeded to the checkout counter.The pharmacist at the counter asked the older boy, "Son, how old are you?”“Eight”, the boy replied.The man continu...	shag766	2	581	Mar 2, 2021 by parklane
	A Delivery Company issue I have a question about.... (Preview) In this era of on-line ordering and door-step delivery I'm wondering if any of you out there have experienced delivery issues? We have a paved lane extending in off Victoria Ave on which we have 3 houses on the south side and a barn, barn/garage and another home on the north. My Mom lives in the first hous...	Iwannagofast	9	681	Mar 1, 2021 by parklane
	The service Dog. (Preview) So I was at the store earlier with my service dog. The lady in front of me at checkout had about $200 worth of toilet paper in her shopping cart. With an attitude she asked me what type of dog I had. I told her it was my service dog. Then she got real snarky and said, I knew that. What type of service? I said he was...	51 Styline	4	905	Mar 1, 2021 by 427CARL
	The Begining of the End. ( 1 2 ) (Preview) Here we are. A fork in the road. The begining of the end. While I haven't been on this site as long as some of the members here, I have been on a bunch of forums that have fizzled out over the years. I can see the writing on the wall, ......it's not good writing. As late as Friday night I've been thinking I shoul...	Fordy Acres Car Farm	67	3751	Mar 1, 2021 by Cuddles
	Try Not Laugh, It Could Be You Someday (Preview) 4 old mischievous Grandmas were sitting at a table in a nursing home. About then an old Grandpa walked in.One of the old Grandmas yelled out saying, "I bet we can tell exactly how old you are."The old man said, "There ain't no way you can guess it, you old fools!" One of the old Grandmas said, "Sure we can...	shag766	4	804	Feb 26, 2021 by Iwannagofast
	think about it (Preview) Two guys, one old, one young, are pushing their carts around Wal-Mart when they collide. The old guy says to the young guy, "Sorry about that. I'm looking for my wife, and I guess I wasn't paying attention to where I was going." The young guy says, "That's OK, it's a coincidence. I'm looking for my wif...	shag766	4	602	Feb 25, 2021 by 77
	I love these two videos (Preview) Tom Kristensen in an early T Bird, in car and from the sidelines www.youtube.com/watch?v=NWPe4A0FSO0 It might look like a wallowing barge but watch him pick up the inside front. www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ser-fqlT22M [video=https:...	Iwannagofast	3	1011	Feb 10, 2021 by DJD
	Write it Down (Preview) An older gentleman goes to the doctor, he's concerned about his memory loss. The doctor says it's normal to lose some of your memory as you age, but if you're really concerned, keep a note pad and a pencil in your pocket and write everything down. Satisfied, he goes home to his wife. One evening they are w...	iron horse	2	667	Feb 4, 2021 by flatblack55delivery
	A little local racing history about one of my Dad's cousins (Preview) http://www.merrittvillespeedway.com/Memories/Stricker.html	Iwannagofast	2	741	Feb 3, 2021 by Iwannagofast
	History being made before our eyes ( 1 2 ) (closed) (Preview) If anyone thinks we've got problems in Ottawa ( and we do) just have a look South. What a sh*t show.	Iwannagofast	77	2247	Jan 21, 2021 by poncho62
	Sorry about the Political post guys, lets get back on track..... (Preview) www.youtube.com/watch?v=LWkDaVUn0E https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LWkDaVUn0E	Iwannagofast	20	796	Jan 14, 2021 by Iwannagofast
	the I must be old IF I remember......thread.. ( 1 2 ) (Preview) I'll start with I remember when the close-ie tab thingy on the cereal box ACTUALLY WORKED...	DJD	70	2296	Jan 14, 2021 by Redneck Rydes
	little winter project (Preview) picked this up last week .. was 15% off "black friday " sale .. seems the price is back up now ..was 267 at the door .. hobby shop on the danforth .. did my part for the local business "guy"..rather than buying it online .. it WAS the best online price to boot ..SOOoo.. mine now. and it's HUGE.. [url]http://...	DJD	19	2617	Jan 1, 2021 by Dakota
	It seems appropriate so ... (Preview) MERRY CHRISTMAS everyone ! I hope you get the parts you wished for !	Cuddles	2	721	Dec 26, 2020 by DJD
	Someone in Niagara might be getting an early Christmas present..... (Preview) ......I saw "The Guild" truck and trailer go past my place this morning.	Iwannagofast	2	675	Dec 22, 2020 by Hotrodron
	One for you Poncho.... (Preview) https://www.jalopyjournal.com/forum/threads/1955-pontiac.1214986/	Iwannagofast	11	661	Dec 22, 2020 by shag766
	Buying commercial property (Preview) When buying commercial property for personal use does one have to pay HST ?	murman	5	800	Dec 6, 2020 by shag766
	big wind coming folks.... (Preview) .....hammer yer tent pegs.	Iwannagofast	11	810	Nov 18, 2020 by flatblack55delivery
	SO..turns out IT IS a small world after all (Preview) A friend of my father , they grew up on the same street as kids , bought an old farm in Owen Sound back in the early 70's he and his wife built a nice new bungalow on the property and lived there many years - his father had a cottage on the lake down along the shoreline and there was a private road through the fa...	DJD	0	836	Nov 11, 2020 by DJD
	And now for something different (Preview) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q3CUOdxUz60	jarvis1	2	626	Nov 10, 2020 by 123pugsy
	Yep...seems to be... (Preview)	Sniper	2	1089	Nov 4, 2020 by flatblack55delivery
	The Alter Boy (Preview) 'Bless me Father, for I have sinned. I have been with a loose girl.' The priest asks, 'Is that you, little Joey Pagano?' 'Yes, Father, it is.' 'And who was the girl you were with?' 'I can't tell you, Father, I don't want to ruin her reputation.' "Well, Joey, I'm sure to find out her name sooner or later so yo...	51 Styline	2	861	Nov 2, 2020 by 123pugsy
	You Just Never Know lol (Preview) i could see something similar happening lol Subject: Two Little Old ladiesTwo little old ladies, Connie and Jean, were sitting on a park bench outside the local town hall where a flower show was in progress. The short one, Jean, leaned over and said, "Life is so boring. We never have any fun a...	shag766	2	628	Oct 25, 2020 by Lightspeed Mike
	Cashing a cheque (Preview) Justin Trudeau walks into a Bank to cash a cheque in front of me one day: As he approaches the cashier he says, "Good morning, Ma'am, could you please cash this cheque for me?”Cashier: "It would be my pleasure to do that sir. Could you please show me your ID?"Trudeau: "Truthfully, I didn't bring any "...	poncho62	5	983	Oct 25, 2020 by 427CARL
	Happy Thanksgiving everyone (Preview) Enjoy time with your family	Iwannagofast	9	643	Oct 12, 2020 by wuga
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