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FOXBORO, ONT

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Subject: The husband's dilemma

Too good NOT to forward!

 


A man and his ever-nagging wife went on vacation to Jerusalem . 

While they were there, the wife passed away.

The undertaker told the husband, "You can have her shipped home
for £5,000, or you can bury her here, in the Holy Land , for £150." 

The man thought about it and told him he would just have her shipped home. 

The undertaker asked, "Why would you spend £5,000 to ship your wife home,
when it would be wonderful to be buried here and you would spend  only £150?"

The man replied, "Long ago a man died here, was buried here, and three days
later he rose from the dead. I just can't take that chance."



 


 



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BUCKHORN, ONT

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lol. good one rick.



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