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FOXBORO, ONT

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.Sub.Taking a wee break from the golf course, golfer Rory McIlroy drove his new Mercedes into an Irish gas station. 
 
 
An attendant greeted him in typical Irish manner, unaware who the golf pro was.
 
"Top o' the mornin' to ya!"
 
As Rory got out of the car, two tees fell out of his pocket.
 
"What are those things laddie?" asked the attendant.
 
"They're called tees," replied Rory.
 
"And what would ya be usin' 'em for, now?" inquired the Irishman.
 
"Well, they're for resting my balls on when I drive," answered Rory.
 
"Aw, Jaysus, Mary, an' Joseph!" exclaimed the Irish attendant.
 
"Those fellas at Mercedes think of everything!"
 


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CLINTON, ONT

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love it .  lol lol 



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