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BELLE RIVER, ONT

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Kathleen Wynn, Donald Trump, and Vladimir
Putin all die and go to hell. While

there, they spy a red phone and ask what the phone is for.

The devil tells them it is for calling back to Earth. 

Putin calls Russia and talks for 5 minutes. When he was finished the devil informs him that the 
cost is a million dollars, so Putin writes him a cheque.


Next, Donald Trump calls the White House and the call lasts for 30 minutes. 
When he's finished the devil informs him that the cost is 6 million dollars, so Trump writes him a cheque. 

Finally Kathleen Wynn gets her turn and calls Ontario 
for 4 hours.
 When she's finished, the devil informed her that there would be no charge and feel free to call Ontario anytime. 

Putin and Trump go ballistic and ask the devil why Kathleen Wynn got to call Ontario 
free. The devil replied, "Since Kathleen Wynn became Premier of
Ontario , 
the province has already gone to hell, so it's a local call."

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-- Edited by teejay99 on Thursday 5th of January 2017 02:39:59 PM

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" PERFECT" love it!!!!!

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Donald wants another wall......... the whole east coast........ he is going to make the muslims pay for it. ....... west coast = China and north he told Justin he take payment in beaver pelts.

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CORNWALL, ONT

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"Even if you are a Wynner, you are still a loser !!" Hi Kathleen !

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Fords Rule ! If it ain't designed and manufactured in North America it sucks ! I don't do rice, pasta, fish and chips, sauerkraut, Ikea or other third world motor vehicle !

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