Ontario Rodders Lounge

poncho62 · poncho62

One of our members came up with an idea. It is a Free or Pay it Forward section. I will copy/paste the PM to me so you will get an idea of how it works. Hey Harry, I came up with a really good idea for helping gear heads....I really believe its the next wave of online interest and paying it forward in life.I th...

New members · poncho62

If you have applied for membership to the forum in the last couple of weeks and have not received a confirmation email, you are likely OK to sign in an post.....There seems to be a problem with the software to the board for this. I have contacted the provider to resolve it. I figure the last 10-15 who have a...

poncho62 · poncho62

Members that have been here for a while now know that I tend to run a pretty lax ship when it comes to rules. I figure that we are all adults and can control ourselves with others. Well, it seems this isnt working too well right now so here goes. There will be one basic rule that most of these types of forums ad...

51 Styline · 51 Styline

· An old married couple no sooner hit the pillows when the old man passes gas and says, 'Seven Points.' His wife rolls over and says, 'What in the world was that?' The old man replied, 'its fart football.' A few minutes later his wife lets one go and says, 'Touchdown, tie score...' After about five mi...

shag766 · shag766

Subject: Men's Rules - brilliant Men's Rules At last a guy has taken the time to write this all down Finally, the guys' side of the story. ( I must admit, it's pretty good.) We always hear 'the rules' From the female side Now here are the rules from the male side. These are our rules! Please note.....

supernash · supernash

Who is the guy here that does service on this stuff. I forget. Need a squirrel cage fan for a very new A/C and coming up empty. Plastic junk blew apart. B

Iwannagofast · Iwannagofast

Reading through some of the older Hot Rod mags an Uncle gave me years ago and came across something I thought was pretty neat. With all the interest in finding and re-storing old race cars I though this would be a really cool project. Due to the location of the car in the article you came to mind Jarvis. Th...

Iwannagofast · Iwannagofast

.....and being a hobby wood-worker I obliged. She and my son-in-law own and operate Lakeside Automotive here in Vineland. They needed something to hold business cards and the doorbell "buzzer" that customers can ring in case no-one is at the front desk. The post-card size cards sit either side of t...

shag766 · shag766

this is a spin off from the being targeted thread randy started. in there tmj made a comment about driving into and around any of the big smoke towns and i agree with him a 100%, it is getting stupid out there. the 401 has pretty much turned into a wreckum race and when you get to the big smoke it is worse. thi...

flatblack55delivery · flatblack55delivery

Why is it when I look out the window in January and look at my Delivery I think all the things I could be fixing if it was only warmer. Today I look at it and think Well its working O.K.,I think I wate till there is a breeze to cool things off then I will work on it. Ed

entourageguy · entourageguy

So we go in and work out a deal for a new car. Trading in our 2012 gmc terrain. Come up with a trade in price and start the paper work. Supposed to pick the new car up on Saturday. Last night the abs light come on in the terrain. Am I obliged to get this repaired or just let the know or keep my mouth shut and drop off...

51 Styline · 51 Styline

mike · mike

Anyone know how to get ahold of the 10 000 plus ownership guy?

poncho62 · poncho62

Not car related at all, but friggin funny....to me anyways

51 Styline · 51 Styline

51 Styline · 51 Styline

51 Styline · 51 Styline

DJD · DJD

I know , what the .....? just watch the video and then remember whatever cracked broken ,can't fix plastic thingy that's been pizzin' you off... like he refers to at the end .. his starter solenoid plastic piece was cracked and likely falling apart (and lets remember to paste the link...) https://w...

51 Styline · 51 Styline

DJD · DJD

a buck and a half for the exact same lunch box and thermos I remember getting at honest Ed's back in the fall of '70 with my Dad.. https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Vintage-Walt-Disney-School-Bus-Dome-Lunchbox-w-Thermos/303088470127?_trkparms=aid%3D888008%26algo%3DDISC.CARDS%26ao%3D1...

poncho62 · poncho62

DJD · DJD

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aTyDKl-IYVg there's another video that pops up at the end showing the fiat much better -- Edited by DJD on Friday 5th of July 2019 11:39:52 PM -- Edited by DJD on Friday 5th of July 2019 11:40:43 PM

51 Styline · 51 Styline

Jeff66 · 77

Gasser chassis , sent pictures to 4 guys and each one asked me if it was a 32 chassis even tho you can CLEARLY CLEARLY CLEARLY see the frame rails are straight not bulged curved like a 32 1987 trans am . originally a 305 tpi car changed to 350 tpi and orig computer upgraded and spec,d to 350 tpi cop car specs co...

DJD · DJD

so , it seems I'm not going to find a replacement for my truck anywhere's near here I even considered paying "too much" for a babyed harley edition truck .. looked at a bunch but I just don't want a black truck with big gay harley tags..not my thing.. so I started looking at used trucks in the southern US bes...

shag766 · shag766

A man died and went to Heaven seeking entrance. As he stood in front of the Pearly Gates, he saw a huge wall of clocks behind him. He asked "What are all these clocks for?" St Peter answered, "These are Lie-clocks. Everyone on earth has a lie-clock. Every time you lie the hands on the clock move. ...

TIME TRAVELLER · TIME TRAVELLER

I just got a call from a very foreign sounding lady from the “Carbon Tax Rebate Office” asking if I got my carbon tax rebate and wanting personal information. This rebate was included in my 2018 taxes so I got it already, and I told her that and hung up. Looks like the scammers are latching on to everyth...

shag766 · shag766

and now you know lo Whoever said history was boring? Bbb"They used to use urine to tan animal skins, so families used to all pee in a pot. Once a day it was taken and sold to the tannery. If you had to do this to survive, you were ‘piss poor.’ But worse than that were the really poor folks who cou...

shag766 · shag766

Now I lay me down to sleep, I pray the Lord my soul to keep. If Trump should die before I wake, I pray to God the news ain't fake.

51 Styline · 51 Styline

Omg, this is Too Funny!! 😂 😂 😂In a Chicago hospital, a gentleman had made several attempts to get into the men's restroom, but it had always been occupied. A nurse noticed his predicament. Sir, she said "You may use the ladies room if you promise not to touch any of the buttons on the wall." He did what h...

shag766 · shag766

Read right to the end....Very interesting and shows how the Government is out of control !!!! China ... Food for thought. China has 19% of the world’s population, but consumes ...53% of the world's cement,48% of the world's iron ore47% of the world's coal... and the majority of just about every...

shag766 · shag766

Read right to the end....Very interesting and shows how the Government is out of control !!!! China ... Food for thought. China has 19% of the world’s population, but consumes ...53% of the world's cement,48% of the world's iron ore47% of the world's coal... and the majority of just about every...

shag766 · shag766

: ; Subject: Bottle of Merlot Subject: Fwd Bottle merlot. A Texan with a big cowboy hat asked a waiter to take a bottle of Merlot to an unusually attractive woman sitting alone at a table in a cozy little restaurant. HSo the waiter took the Merlot to the woman and said, 'This is from the gentleman w...

51 Styline · 51 Styline

51 Styline · 51 Styline

Jane and Arlene are outside their nursing home, having a drink and a smoke, when it starts to rain. Jane pulls out a condom, cuts off the end, puts it over her cigarette, and continues smoking. Arlene: What in the hell is that? Jane: A condom. This way my cigarette doesn't get wet. Arlene: Where did you...

69SS454 · 69SS454

With the new dining room chandelier...

shag766 · shag766

- -: Fwd: I am a Seenager. .... Sent from my iPad Begin >Subject: Fwd: Fw: I am a Seenager. .... ... I JUST discovered my age group! I am a Seenager. I have everything I wanted as a teenager, only 65-70 years later. I don't have to go to school or work. I get an allowance every month. I have my own pa...

Iwannagofast · Iwannagofast

Colder than a witch's tit out there.

shag766 · shag766

any of you guy's that are pork eaters, chops, roasts, bacon etc-etc, anything pig, might want to put some away in the freezer and sooner than later. there is a huge swine flu outbreak in china and the volumes are crazy numbers.--"China pork deficit may eclipse U.S. production, economist says"-- a cou...

51 Styline · 51 Styline

DJD · DJD

like my mother the first time she went to the scarborough town center dad and I had to go pick her up and cruise the lot lookin for a 64 dodge polara hardtop.. but anyways.. can't find the spot you parked in ? well it helps if you have an alarm that beeps when you arm it... and it helps A LOT MORE if you hold th...

poncho62 · poncho62

OK, maybe not at that price...

shag766 · shag766

Here’s your joke of the day! Vladimir Putin, Donald Trump, and Justin Trudeau all die and wind up in Hell. While there, they spy a red phone and ask what the phone is for. The Devil tells them it’s for calling back to Earth. So Putin calls Russia and talks for 5 minutes. When he was finished the Devil info...

51 Styline · 51 Styline

The teacher said...Let's begin by reviewing some history. Who said: 'Give me Liberty , or give me Death!'?She saw a sea of blank faces, except for Little Akio, a bright foreign exchange student from Japan , who had his hand up:"Patrick Henry, 1775," he said."Very good! "Who said: 'Government of the...

shag766 · shag766

Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense, who has been with us for many years.No one knows for sure how old he was, since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape. He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as: - Knowing when to come i...

poncho62 · poncho62

shag766 · shag766

.. Subject: Camel Sex . . . . A new Army Captain was assigned to an outfit in a remote post in the Afghanistan Desert. During his first inspection of the outfit, he noticed a camel behind the mess tent. He asks the sergeant why the camel is kept there. The nervous sergeant said, "Well sir, a...

wuga · wuga

Last Saturday my wife threw a birthday party for me and made these sugar cookies of the Bantam and Dog Spit. Turning 75 with 50 great friends and family.

DJD · DJD

www.toronto.ca/city-government/accountability-operations-customer-service/access-city-information-or-records/city-of-toronto-archives/whats-online/maps/aerial-photographs/ if you grew up here and have an interest in your local history you'll wanna have a lookie see I jus...

69SS454 · 69SS454

Hard month in the custom Car/Bike world. Bob McKay. Arlen Ness and now Yosemite Sam pass. https://www.facebook.com/yosemitesamradoff/

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	STICKY: New Section.....Ontario Rodders Free (closed) (Preview) One of our members came up with an idea. It is a Free or Pay it Forward section. I will copy/paste the PM to me so you will get an idea of how it works. Hey Harry, I came up with a really good idea for helping gear heads....I really believe its the next wave of online interest and paying it forward in life.I th...	poncho62	0	34554	Jul 13, 2016 by poncho62
	STICKY: New members (Preview) If you have applied for membership to the forum in the last couple of weeks and have not received a confirmation email, you are likely OK to sign in an post.....There seems to be a problem with the software to the board for this. I have contacted the provider to resolve it. I figure the last 10-15 who have a...	poncho62	4	21344	Jan 6, 2015 by 58Chev
	STICKY: Forum Rules (closed) (Preview) Members that have been here for a while now know that I tend to run a pretty lax ship when it comes to rules. I figure that we are all adults and can control ourselves with others. Well, it seems this isnt working too well right now so here goes. There will be one basic rule that most of these types of forums ad...	poncho62	1	558672	May 2, 2014 by poncho62
	Todays funny (Preview) · An old married couple no sooner hit the pillows when the old man passes gas and says, 'Seven Points.' His wife rolls over and says, 'What in the world was that?' The old man replied, 'its fart football.' A few minutes later his wife lets one go and says, 'Touchdown, tie score...' After about five mi...	51 Styline	1	18	4h ago by jarvis1
	rule # 1 (Preview) *Subject: Men's Rules - brilliant* Men's Rules At last a guy has taken the time to write this all down Finally, the guys' side of the story. ( I must admit, it's pretty good.) We always hear 'the rules' From the female side Now here are the rules from the male side. These are our rules! Please note.....	shag766	0	83	3 days ago by shag766
	Fridges/AC etc.. (Preview) Who is the guy here that does service on this stuff. I forget. Need a squirrel cage fan for a very new A/C and coming up empty. Plastic junk blew apart. B	supernash	4	143	4 days ago by flatblack55delivery
	looks like this might be up Jarvis' alley.... (Preview) Reading through some of the older Hot Rod mags an Uncle gave me years ago and came across something I thought was pretty neat. With all the interest in finding and re-storing old race cars I though this would be a really cool project. Due to the location of the car in the article you came to mind Jarvis. Th...	Iwannagofast	3	134	10 days ago by jarvis1
	So my daughter asked me to build a box to hold business cards..... (Preview) .....and being a hobby wood-worker I obliged. She and my son-in-law own and operate Lakeside Automotive here in Vineland. They needed something to hold business cards and the doorbell "buzzer" that customers can ring in case no-one is at the front desk. The post-card size cards sit either side of t...	Iwannagofast	10	228	August 6th by Iwannagofast
	just mentioning something (Preview) this is a spin off from the being targeted thread randy started. in there tmj made a comment about driving into and around any of the big smoke towns and i agree with him a 100%, it is getting stupid out there. the 401 has pretty much turned into a wreckum race and when you get to the big smoke it is worse. thi...	shag766	13	364	August 6th by DJD
	Lazy (Preview) Why is it when I look out the window in January and look at my Delivery I think all the things I could be fixing if it was only warmer. Today I look at it and think Well its working O.K.,I think I wate till there is a breeze to cool things off then I will work on it. Ed	flatblack55delivery	1	79	August 4th by poncho62
	trading in our car (Preview) So we go in and work out a deal for a new car. Trading in our 2012 gmc terrain. Come up with a trade in price and start the paper work. Supposed to pick the new car up on Saturday. Last night the abs light come on in the terrain. Am I obliged to get this repaired or just let the know or keep my mouth shut and drop off...	entourageguy	11	240	August 3rd by poncho62
	Humourous fact (Preview)	51 Styline	7	133	August 3rd by DJD
	Ownerships (Preview) Anyone know how to get ahold of the 10 000 plus ownership guy?	mike	4	173	August 1st by mike
	The agony.... (Preview) Not car related at all, but friggin funny....to me anyways	poncho62	5	179	July 22nd by Nickeleye
	Karma (Preview)	51 Styline	2	147	July 21st by shag766
	Another Senior Zinger (Preview)	51 Styline	2	109	July 19th by Redneck Rydes
	Sounds Familiar (Preview)	51 Styline	0	111	July 14th by 51 Styline
	crazy glue helicopter rotor repair made easy... (Preview) I know , what the .....? just watch the video and then remember whatever cracked broken ,can't fix plastic thingy that's been pizzin' you off... like he refers to at the end .. his starter solenoid plastic piece was cracked and likely falling apart (and lets remember to paste the link...) https://w...	DJD	1	126	July 13th by DJD
	Senior zinger (Preview)	51 Styline	1	116	July 12th by DJD
	WOW! .. just wow (Preview) a buck and a half for the exact same lunch box and thermos I remember getting at honest Ed's back in the fall of '70 with my Dad.. https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Vintage-Walt-Disney-School-Bus-Dome-Lunchbox-w-Thermos/303088470127?_trkparms=aid%3D888008%26algo%3DDISC.CARDS%26ao%3D1...	DJD	2	164	July 12th by DJD
	Just another day at the "Magic Kingdom" (Preview)	poncho62	6	253	July 12th by Smokin Joe
	speaking of old time hot rods... ways before any of you old timers..... (Preview) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aTyDKl-IYVg there's another video that pops up at the end showing the fiat much better -- Edited by DJD on Friday 5th of July 2019 11:39:52 PM -- Edited by DJD on Friday 5th of July 2019 11:40:43 PM	DJD	1	145	July 6th by DJD
	Wrong answer (Preview)	51 Styline	2	172	July 1st by shag766
	I HATE SELLING PROJECTS/CARS (Preview) Gasser chassis , sent pictures to 4 guys and each one asked me if it was a 32 chassis even tho you can CLEARLY CLEARLY CLEARLY see the frame rails are straight not bulged curved like a 32 1987 trans am . originally a 305 tpi car changed to 350 tpi and orig computer upgraded and spec,d to 350 tpi cop car specs co...	77	22	936	June 27th by Jeff66
	educate me buying shipping vehicle from US to Can (Preview) so , it seems I'm not going to find a replacement for my truck anywhere's near here I even considered paying "too much" for a babyed harley edition truck .. looked at a bunch but I just don't want a black truck with big gay harley tags..not my thing.. so I started looking at used trucks in the southern US bes...	DJD	19	320	June 27th by shag766
	lie-clocks (Preview) A man died and went to Heaven seeking entrance. As he stood in front of the Pearly Gates, he saw a huge wall of clocks behind him. He asked "What are all these clocks for?" St Peter answered, "These are Lie-clocks. Everyone on earth has a lie-clock. Every time you lie the hands on the clock move. ...	shag766	4	308	June 20th by 427CARL
	CARBON TAX REBATE SCAMMERS (Preview) I just got a call from a very foreign sounding lady from the “Carbon Tax Rebate Office” asking if I got my carbon tax rebate and wanting personal information. This rebate was included in my 2018 taxes so I got it already, and I told her that and hung up. Looks like the scammers are latching on to everyth...	TIME TRAVELLER	2	152	June 20th by 427CARL
	they had to of started somewhere (Preview) and now you know lo Whoever said history was boring? Bbb"They used to use urine to tan animal skins, so families used to all pee in a pot. Once a day it was taken and sold to the tannery. If you had to do this to survive, you were ‘piss poor.’ But worse than that were the really poor folks who cou...	shag766	1	270	June 17th by flatblack55delivery
	a bedtime prayer (Preview) Now I lay me down to sleep, I pray the Lord my soul to keep. If Trump should die before I wake, I pray to God the news ain't fake.	shag766	5	282	June 15th by shag766
	Todays funny (Preview) Omg, this is Too Funny!! 😂 😂 😂In a Chicago hospital, a gentleman had made several attempts to get into the men's restroom, but it had always been occupied. A nurse noticed his predicament. Sir, she said "You may use the ladies room if you promise not to touch any of the buttons on the wall." He did what h...	51 Styline	1	138	June 7th by shag766
	sad but probably true (Preview) Read right to the end....Very interesting and shows how the Government is out of control !!!! China ... Food for thought. China has 19% of the world’s population, but consumes ...53% of the world's cement,48% of the world's iron ore47% of the world's coal... and the majority of just about every...	shag766	5	204	June 7th by shag766
	food for thought (Preview) Read right to the end....Very interesting and shows how the Government is out of control !!!! China ... Food for thought. China has 19% of the world’s population, but consumes ...53% of the world's cement,48% of the world's iron ore47% of the world's coal... and the majority of just about every...	shag766	0	130	June 4th by shag766
	an oldie but a goldie (Preview) : ; Subject: Bottle of Merlot Subject: Fwd Bottle merlot. A Texan with a big cowboy hat asked a waiter to take a bottle of Merlot to an unusually attractive woman sitting alone at a table in a cozy little restaurant. HSo the waiter took the Merlot to the woman and said, 'This is from the gentleman w...	shag766	1	199	May 25th by 54vicky
	What is a Politician? (Preview)	51 Styline	0	175	May 23rd by 51 Styline
	Rainy days at " The Home " (Preview) Jane and Arlene are outside their nursing home, having a drink and a smoke, when it starts to rain. Jane pulls out a condom, cuts off the end, puts it over her cigarette, and continues smoking. Arlene: What in the hell is that? Jane: A condom. This way my cigarette doesn't get wet. Arlene: Where did you...	51 Styline	2	317	May 17th by shag766
	She's not happy (Preview) With the new dining room chandelier...	69SS454	4	410	May 5th by DJD
	on the lighter side of life (Preview) - -: Fwd: I am a Seenager. .... Sent from my iPad Begin >Subject: Fwd: Fw: I am a Seenager. .... ... I JUST discovered my age group! I am a Seenager. I have everything I wanted as a teenager, only 65-70 years later. I don't have to go to school or work. I get an allowance every month. I have my own pa...	shag766	0	214	April 28th by shag766
	winter.....and septic systems. (Preview) Colder than a witch's tit out there.	Iwannagofast	44	1547	April 27th by shag766
	heads up (Preview) any of you guy's that are pork eaters, chops, roasts, bacon etc-etc, anything pig, might want to put some away in the freezer and sooner than later. there is a huge swine flu outbreak in china and the volumes are crazy numbers.--"China pork deficit may eclipse U.S. production, economist says"-- a cou...	shag766	3	322	April 26th by 69SS454
	Todays funny (Preview)	51 Styline	2	210	April 26th by DJD
	can't find your ride in the parking lot ?? (Preview) like my mother the first time she went to the scarborough town center dad and I had to go pick her up and cruise the lot lookin for a 64 dodge polara hardtop.. but anyways.. can't find the spot you parked in ? well it helps if you have an alarm that beeps when you arm it... and it helps A LOT MORE if you hold th...	DJD	2	258	April 21st by 69SS454
	Just the one you have been waiting for........ (Preview) OK, maybe not at that price...	poncho62	9	341	April 21st by DJD
	morning smile (Preview) Here’s your joke of the day! Vladimir Putin, Donald Trump, and Justin Trudeau all die and wind up in Hell. While there, they spy a red phone and ask what the phone is for. The Devil tells them it’s for calling back to Earth. So Putin calls Russia and talks for 5 minutes. When he was finished the Devil info...	shag766	0	205	April 15th by shag766
	History Lesson (Preview) The teacher said...Let's begin by reviewing some history. Who said: 'Give me Liberty , or give me Death!'?She saw a sea of blank faces, except for Little Akio, a bright foreign exchange student from Japan , who had his hand up:"Patrick Henry, 1775," he said."Very good! "Who said: 'Government of the...	51 Styline	2	244	April 10th by shag766
	An Obituary (Preview) Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense, who has been with us for many years.No one knows for sure how old he was, since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape. He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as: - Knowing when to come i...	shag766	2	340	April 8th by Iwannagofast
	This made me laugh...... (Preview)	poncho62	1	260	April 4th by Redneck Rydes
	mid day chuckle (Preview) .. Subject: Camel Sex . . . . A new Army Captain was assigned to an outfit in a remote post in the Afghanistan Desert. During his first inspection of the outfit, he noticed a camel behind the mess tent. He asks the sergeant why the camel is kept there. The nervous sergeant said, "Well sir, a...	shag766	1	320	April 4th by 123pugsy
	cookies (Preview) Last Saturday my wife threw a birthday party for me and made these sugar cookies of the Bantam and Dog Spit. Turning 75 with 50 great friends and family.	wuga	8	366	April 3rd by 427CARL
	google - aerial photos toronto 1947-93 (Preview) www.toronto.ca/city-government/accountability-operations-customer-service/access-city-information-or-records/city-of-toronto-archives/whats-online/maps/aerial-photographs/ if you grew up here and have an interest in your local history you'll wanna have a lookie see I jus...	DJD	17	537	April 1st by DJD
	Another Legend Custom Painter Yosemite Sam Radoff Passes (Preview) Hard month in the custom Car/Bike world. Bob McKay. Arlen Ness and now Yosemite Sam pass. https://www.facebook.com/yosemitesamradoff/	69SS454	2	289	March 25th by Bob T
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