Ontario Rodders Lounge

Iwannagofast · Iwannagofast

Reading through some of the older Hot Rod mags an Uncle gave me years ago and came across something I thought was pretty neat. With all the interest in finding and re-storing old race cars I though this would be a really cool project. Due to the location of the car in the article you came to mind Jarvis. Th...

Iwannagofast · Iwannagofast

.....and being a hobby wood-worker I obliged. She and my son-in-law own and operate Lakeside Automotive here in Vineland. They needed something to hold business cards and the doorbell "buzzer" that customers can ring in case no-one is at the front desk. The post-card size cards sit either side of t...

flatblack55delivery · flatblack55delivery

Why is it when I look out the window in January and look at my Delivery I think all the things I could be fixing if it was only warmer. Today I look at it and think Well its working O.K.,I think I wate till there is a breeze to cool things off then I will work on it. Ed

entourageguy · entourageguy

So we go in and work out a deal for a new car. Trading in our 2012 gmc terrain. Come up with a trade in price and start the paper work. Supposed to pick the new car up on Saturday. Last night the abs light come on in the terrain. Am I obliged to get this repaired or just let the know or keep my mouth shut and drop off...

51 Styline · 51 Styline

mike · mike

Anyone know how to get ahold of the 10 000 plus ownership guy?

poncho62 · poncho62

Not car related at all, but friggin funny....to me anyways

51 Styline · 51 Styline

51 Styline · 51 Styline

51 Styline · 51 Styline

DJD · DJD

I know , what the .....? just watch the video and then remember whatever cracked broken ,can't fix plastic thingy that's been pizzin' you off... like he refers to at the end .. his starter solenoid plastic piece was cracked and likely falling apart (and lets remember to paste the link...) https://w...

51 Styline · 51 Styline

DJD · DJD

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Vintage-Walt-Disney-School-Bus-Dome-Lunchbox-w-Thermos/303088470127?_trkparms=aid%3D888008%26algo%3DDISC.CARDS%26ao%3D1...

poncho62 · poncho62

DJD · DJD

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aTyDKl-IYVg there's another video that pops up at the end showing the fiat much better -- Edited by DJD on Friday 5th of July 2019 11:39:52 PM -- Edited by DJD on Friday 5th of July 2019 11:40:43 PM

51 Styline · 51 Styline

Jeff66 · 77

Gasser chassis , sent pictures to 4 guys and each one asked me if it was a 32 chassis even tho you can CLEARLY CLEARLY CLEARLY see the frame rails are straight not bulged curved like a 32 1987 trans am . originally a 305 tpi car changed to 350 tpi and orig computer upgraded and spec,d to 350 tpi cop car specs co...

DJD · DJD

so , it seems I'm not going to find a replacement for my truck anywhere's near here I even considered paying "too much" for a babyed harley edition truck .. looked at a bunch but I just don't want a black truck with big gay harley tags..not my thing.. so I started looking at used trucks in the southern US bes...

shag766 · shag766

A man died and went to Heaven seeking entrance. As he stood in front of the Pearly Gates, he saw a huge wall of clocks behind him. He asked "What are all these clocks for?" St Peter answered, "These are Lie-clocks. Everyone on earth has a lie-clock. Every time you lie the hands on the clock move. ...

TIME TRAVELLER · TIME TRAVELLER

I just got a call from a very foreign sounding lady from the “Carbon Tax Rebate Office” asking if I got my carbon tax rebate and wanting personal information. This rebate was included in my 2018 taxes so I got it already, and I told her that and hung up. Looks like the scammers are latching on to everyth...

shag766 · shag766

and now you know lo Whoever said history was boring? Bbb"They used to use urine to tan animal skins, so families used to all pee in a pot. Once a day it was taken and sold to the tannery. If you had to do this to survive, you were ‘piss poor.’ But worse than that were the really poor folks who cou...

shag766 · shag766

Now I lay me down to sleep, I pray the Lord my soul to keep. If Trump should die before I wake, I pray to God the news ain't fake.

51 Styline · 51 Styline

Omg, this is Too Funny!! 😂 😂 😂In a Chicago hospital, a gentleman had made several attempts to get into the men's restroom, but it had always been occupied. A nurse noticed his predicament. Sir, she said "You may use the ladies room if you promise not to touch any of the buttons on the wall." He did what h...

shag766 · shag766

Read right to the end....Very interesting and shows how the Government is out of control !!!! China ... Food for thought. China has 19% of the world’s population, but consumes ...53% of the world's cement,48% of the world's iron ore47% of the world's coal... and the majority of just about every...

shag766 · shag766

Read right to the end....Very interesting and shows how the Government is out of control !!!! China ... Food for thought. China has 19% of the world’s population, but consumes ...53% of the world's cement,48% of the world's iron ore47% of the world's coal... and the majority of just about every...

shag766 · shag766

: ; Subject: Bottle of Merlot Subject: Fwd Bottle merlot. A Texan with a big cowboy hat asked a waiter to take a bottle of Merlot to an unusually attractive woman sitting alone at a table in a cozy little restaurant. HSo the waiter took the Merlot to the woman and said, 'This is from the gentleman w...

51 Styline · 51 Styline

51 Styline · 51 Styline

Jane and Arlene are outside their nursing home, having a drink and a smoke, when it starts to rain. Jane pulls out a condom, cuts off the end, puts it over her cigarette, and continues smoking. Arlene: What in the hell is that? Jane: A condom. This way my cigarette doesn't get wet. Arlene: Where did you...

69SS454 · 69SS454

With the new dining room chandelier...

shag766 · shag766

- -: Fwd: I am a Seenager. .... Sent from my iPad Begin >Subject: Fwd: Fw: I am a Seenager. .... ... I JUST discovered my age group! I am a Seenager. I have everything I wanted as a teenager, only 65-70 years later. I don't have to go to school or work. I get an allowance every month. I have my own pa...

Iwannagofast · Iwannagofast

Colder than a witch's tit out there.

shag766 · shag766

any of you guy's that are pork eaters, chops, roasts, bacon etc-etc, anything pig, might want to put some away in the freezer and sooner than later. there is a huge swine flu outbreak in china and the volumes are crazy numbers.--"China pork deficit may eclipse U.S. production, economist says"-- a cou...

51 Styline · 51 Styline

DJD · DJD

like my mother the first time she went to the scarborough town center dad and I had to go pick her up and cruise the lot lookin for a 64 dodge polara hardtop.. but anyways.. can't find the spot you parked in ? well it helps if you have an alarm that beeps when you arm it... and it helps A LOT MORE if you hold th...

poncho62 · poncho62

OK, maybe not at that price...

shag766 · shag766

Here’s your joke of the day! Vladimir Putin, Donald Trump, and Justin Trudeau all die and wind up in Hell. While there, they spy a red phone and ask what the phone is for. The Devil tells them it’s for calling back to Earth. So Putin calls Russia and talks for 5 minutes. When he was finished the Devil info...

51 Styline · 51 Styline

The teacher said...Let's begin by reviewing some history. Who said: 'Give me Liberty , or give me Death!'?She saw a sea of blank faces, except for Little Akio, a bright foreign exchange student from Japan , who had his hand up:"Patrick Henry, 1775," he said."Very good! "Who said: 'Government of the...

shag766 · shag766

Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense, who has been with us for many years.No one knows for sure how old he was, since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape. He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as: - Knowing when to come i...

poncho62 · poncho62

shag766 · shag766

.. Subject: Camel Sex . . . . A new Army Captain was assigned to an outfit in a remote post in the Afghanistan Desert. During his first inspection of the outfit, he noticed a camel behind the mess tent. He asks the sergeant why the camel is kept there. The nervous sergeant said, "Well sir, a...

wuga · wuga

Last Saturday my wife threw a birthday party for me and made these sugar cookies of the Bantam and Dog Spit. Turning 75 with 50 great friends and family.

DJD · DJD

www.toronto.ca/city-government/accountability-operations-customer-service/access-city-information-or-records/city-of-toronto-archives/whats-online/maps/aerial-photographs/

69SS454 · 69SS454

Hard month in the custom Car/Bike world. Bob McKay. Arlen Ness and now Yosemite Sam pass. https://www.facebook.com/yosemitesamradoff/

shag766 · shag766

Antique Tool Still In Use.Do you know what it is? Tobacco Smoke EnemaKit (1750s - 1810s).The tobacco enema wasused to infuse tobaccosmoke into a patient'srectum for various medical purposes, but primarilythe resuscitation ofdrowning victims.A rectal tube inserted intothe anus was conne...

shag766 · shag766

Saint Peter was screening all of the new arrivals trying to go through the pearly gates into Heaven. The first applicant of the day explained that his last day on earth had not been a good one: "I came home early and found my wife lying naked in bed. She claimed she had just gotten out of the shower. Well, h...

GLHS60 · GLHS60

RIP

shag766 · shag766

as i am getting older i am beginning to realize a couple of things, some what i call good and some others call bad. LMAO you decide. #1 - I talk to myself, because there are times I need expert advice. #2 - I consider "On Trend" to be the clothes that still fit. #3 - I don't need anger...

shag766 · shag766

Next time you use a pair of rubber gloves, you're going to smile when you think of this: A dentist noticed that his next patient, a little old lady, was nervous, so he decided to tell her a little joke as he put on his gloves. 'Do you know how they make these gloves?' he asked. 'No, I don't,' she replie...

shag766 · shag766

Finally a golf joke I've not heard before---A man, while playing on the front nine of a complicated golf course, became confused as to where he was on the course. Looking around, he saw a lady playing ahead of him. He walked up to her, explained his confusion and asked her if she knew what hole he was play...

shag766 · shag766

HEARTLESS ENGLISH... An English tourist was driving through Scotland when he noticeda man on the side of the road having sex with a sheep.A few kilometers further on he came upon a small town,so he parked his car and went into the pub for a drink.He grabbed a beer, sat at a table, and then took a look ar...

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	looks like this might be up Jarvis' alley.... (Preview) Reading through some of the older Hot Rod mags an Uncle gave me years ago and came across something I thought was pretty neat. With all the interest in finding and re-storing old race cars I though this would be a really cool project. Due to the location of the car in the article you came to mind Jarvis. Th...	Iwannagofast	3	440	Aug 12, 2019 by jarvis1
	So my daughter asked me to build a box to hold business cards..... (Preview) .....and being a hobby wood-worker I obliged. She and my son-in-law own and operate Lakeside Automotive here in Vineland. They needed something to hold business cards and the doorbell "buzzer" that customers can ring in case no-one is at the front desk. The post-card size cards sit either side of t...	Iwannagofast	10	480	Aug 6, 2019 by Iwannagofast
	Lazy (Preview) Why is it when I look out the window in January and look at my Delivery I think all the things I could be fixing if it was only warmer. Today I look at it and think Well its working O.K.,I think I wate till there is a breeze to cool things off then I will work on it. Ed	flatblack55delivery	1	388	Aug 4, 2019 by poncho62
	trading in our car (Preview) So we go in and work out a deal for a new car. Trading in our 2012 gmc terrain. Come up with a trade in price and start the paper work. Supposed to pick the new car up on Saturday. Last night the abs light come on in the terrain. Am I obliged to get this repaired or just let the know or keep my mouth shut and drop off...	entourageguy	11	499	Aug 3, 2019 by poncho62
	Humourous fact (Preview)	51 Styline	7	402	Aug 3, 2019 by DJD
	Ownerships (Preview) Anyone know how to get ahold of the 10 000 plus ownership guy?	mike	4	457	Aug 1, 2019 by mike
	The agony.... (Preview) Not car related at all, but friggin funny....to me anyways	poncho62	5	466	Jul 22, 2019 by Nickeleye
	Karma (Preview)	51 Styline	2	402	Jul 21, 2019 by shag766
	Another Senior Zinger (Preview)	51 Styline	2	322	Jul 19, 2019 by Redneck Rydes
	Sounds Familiar (Preview)	51 Styline	0	379	Jul 14, 2019 by 51 Styline
	crazy glue helicopter rotor repair made easy... (Preview) I know , what the .....? just watch the video and then remember whatever cracked broken ,can't fix plastic thingy that's been pizzin' you off... like he refers to at the end .. his starter solenoid plastic piece was cracked and likely falling apart (and lets remember to paste the link...) https://w...	DJD	1	441	Jul 13, 2019 by DJD
	Senior zinger (Preview)	51 Styline	1	351	Jul 12, 2019 by DJD
	WOW! .. just wow (Preview) https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Vintage-Walt-Disney-School-Bus-Dome-Lunchbox-w-Thermos/303088470127?_trkparms=aid%3D888008%26algo%3DDISC.CARDS%26ao%3D1...	DJD	2	431	Jul 12, 2019 by DJD
	Just another day at the "Magic Kingdom" (Preview)	poncho62	6	1297	Jul 12, 2019 by Smokin Joe
	speaking of old time hot rods... ways before any of you old timers..... (Preview) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aTyDKl-IYVg there's another video that pops up at the end showing the fiat much better -- Edited by DJD on Friday 5th of July 2019 11:39:52 PM -- Edited by DJD on Friday 5th of July 2019 11:40:43 PM	DJD	1	399	Jul 6, 2019 by DJD
	Wrong answer (Preview)	51 Styline	2	465	Jul 1, 2019 by shag766
	I HATE SELLING PROJECTS/CARS (Preview) Gasser chassis , sent pictures to 4 guys and each one asked me if it was a 32 chassis even tho you can CLEARLY CLEARLY CLEARLY see the frame rails are straight not bulged curved like a 32 1987 trans am . originally a 305 tpi car changed to 350 tpi and orig computer upgraded and spec,d to 350 tpi cop car specs co...	77	22	1204	Jun 27, 2019 by Jeff66
	educate me buying shipping vehicle from US to Can (Preview) so , it seems I'm not going to find a replacement for my truck anywhere's near here I even considered paying "too much" for a babyed harley edition truck .. looked at a bunch but I just don't want a black truck with big gay harley tags..not my thing.. so I started looking at used trucks in the southern US bes...	DJD	19	599	Jun 27, 2019 by shag766
	lie-clocks (Preview) A man died and went to Heaven seeking entrance. As he stood in front of the Pearly Gates, he saw a huge wall of clocks behind him. He asked "What are all these clocks for?" St Peter answered, "These are Lie-clocks. Everyone on earth has a lie-clock. Every time you lie the hands on the clock move. ...	shag766	4	561	Jun 20, 2019 by 427CARL
	CARBON TAX REBATE SCAMMERS (Preview) I just got a call from a very foreign sounding lady from the “Carbon Tax Rebate Office” asking if I got my carbon tax rebate and wanting personal information. This rebate was included in my 2018 taxes so I got it already, and I told her that and hung up. Looks like the scammers are latching on to everyth...	TIME TRAVELLER	2	397	Jun 20, 2019 by 427CARL
	they had to of started somewhere (Preview) and now you know lo Whoever said history was boring? Bbb"They used to use urine to tan animal skins, so families used to all pee in a pot. Once a day it was taken and sold to the tannery. If you had to do this to survive, you were ‘piss poor.’ But worse than that were the really poor folks who cou...	shag766	1	505	Jun 17, 2019 by flatblack55delivery
	a bedtime prayer (Preview) Now I lay me down to sleep, I pray the Lord my soul to keep. If Trump should die before I wake, I pray to God the news ain't fake.	shag766	5	566	Jun 15, 2019 by shag766
	Todays funny (Preview) Omg, this is Too Funny!! 😂 😂 😂In a Chicago hospital, a gentleman had made several attempts to get into the men's restroom, but it had always been occupied. A nurse noticed his predicament. Sir, she said "You may use the ladies room if you promise not to touch any of the buttons on the wall." He did what h...	51 Styline	1	377	Jun 7, 2019 by shag766
	sad but probably true (Preview) Read right to the end....Very interesting and shows how the Government is out of control !!!! China ... Food for thought. China has 19% of the world’s population, but consumes ...53% of the world's cement,48% of the world's iron ore47% of the world's coal... and the majority of just about every...	shag766	5	442	Jun 7, 2019 by shag766
	food for thought (Preview) Read right to the end....Very interesting and shows how the Government is out of control !!!! China ... Food for thought. China has 19% of the world’s population, but consumes ...53% of the world's cement,48% of the world's iron ore47% of the world's coal... and the majority of just about every...	shag766	0	360	Jun 4, 2019 by shag766
	an oldie but a goldie (Preview) : ; Subject: Bottle of Merlot Subject: Fwd Bottle merlot. A Texan with a big cowboy hat asked a waiter to take a bottle of Merlot to an unusually attractive woman sitting alone at a table in a cozy little restaurant. HSo the waiter took the Merlot to the woman and said, 'This is from the gentleman w...	shag766	1	463	May 25, 2019 by 54vicky
	What is a Politician? (Preview)	51 Styline	0	408	May 23, 2019 by 51 Styline
	Rainy days at " The Home " (Preview) Jane and Arlene are outside their nursing home, having a drink and a smoke, when it starts to rain. Jane pulls out a condom, cuts off the end, puts it over her cigarette, and continues smoking. Arlene: What in the hell is that? Jane: A condom. This way my cigarette doesn't get wet. Arlene: Where did you...	51 Styline	2	1251	May 17, 2019 by shag766
	She's not happy (Preview) With the new dining room chandelier...	69SS454	4	632	May 5, 2019 by DJD
	on the lighter side of life (Preview) - -: Fwd: I am a Seenager. .... Sent from my iPad Begin >Subject: Fwd: Fw: I am a Seenager. .... ... I JUST discovered my age group! I am a Seenager. I have everything I wanted as a teenager, only 65-70 years later. I don't have to go to school or work. I get an allowance every month. I have my own pa...	shag766	0	460	Apr 28, 2019 by shag766
	winter.....and septic systems. (Preview) Colder than a witch's tit out there.	Iwannagofast	44	3572	Apr 27, 2019 by shag766
	heads up (Preview) any of you guy's that are pork eaters, chops, roasts, bacon etc-etc, anything pig, might want to put some away in the freezer and sooner than later. there is a huge swine flu outbreak in china and the volumes are crazy numbers.--"China pork deficit may eclipse U.S. production, economist says"-- a cou...	shag766	3	580	Apr 26, 2019 by 69SS454
	Todays funny (Preview)	51 Styline	2	432	Apr 26, 2019 by DJD
	can't find your ride in the parking lot ?? (Preview) like my mother the first time she went to the scarborough town center dad and I had to go pick her up and cruise the lot lookin for a 64 dodge polara hardtop.. but anyways.. can't find the spot you parked in ? well it helps if you have an alarm that beeps when you arm it... and it helps A LOT MORE if you hold th...	DJD	2	536	Apr 21, 2019 by 69SS454
	Just the one you have been waiting for........ (Preview) OK, maybe not at that price...	poncho62	9	531	Apr 21, 2019 by DJD
	morning smile (Preview) Here’s your joke of the day! Vladimir Putin, Donald Trump, and Justin Trudeau all die and wind up in Hell. While there, they spy a red phone and ask what the phone is for. The Devil tells them it’s for calling back to Earth. So Putin calls Russia and talks for 5 minutes. When he was finished the Devil info...	shag766	0	456	Apr 15, 2019 by shag766
	History Lesson (Preview) The teacher said...Let's begin by reviewing some history. Who said: 'Give me Liberty , or give me Death!'?She saw a sea of blank faces, except for Little Akio, a bright foreign exchange student from Japan , who had his hand up:"Patrick Henry, 1775," he said."Very good! "Who said: 'Government of the...	51 Styline	2	485	Apr 10, 2019 by shag766
	An Obituary (Preview) Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense, who has been with us for many years.No one knows for sure how old he was, since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape. He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as: - Knowing when to come i...	shag766	2	588	Apr 8, 2019 by Iwannagofast
	This made me laugh...... (Preview)	poncho62	1	498	Apr 4, 2019 by Redneck Rydes
	mid day chuckle (Preview) .. Subject: Camel Sex . . . . A new Army Captain was assigned to an outfit in a remote post in the Afghanistan Desert. During his first inspection of the outfit, he noticed a camel behind the mess tent. He asks the sergeant why the camel is kept there. The nervous sergeant said, "Well sir, a...	shag766	1	521	Apr 4, 2019 by 123pugsy
	cookies (Preview) Last Saturday my wife threw a birthday party for me and made these sugar cookies of the Bantam and Dog Spit. Turning 75 with 50 great friends and family.	wuga	8	592	Apr 3, 2019 by 427CARL
	google - aerial photos toronto 1947-93 (Preview) www.toronto.ca/city-government/accountability-operations-customer-service/access-city-information-or-records/city-of-toronto-archives/whats-online/maps/aerial-photographs/	DJD	17	725	Apr 1, 2019 by DJD
	Another Legend Custom Painter Yosemite Sam Radoff Passes (Preview) Hard month in the custom Car/Bike world. Bob McKay. Arlen Ness and now Yosemite Sam pass. https://www.facebook.com/yosemitesamradoff/	69SS454	2	504	Mar 25, 2019 by Bob T
	Antique Tool (Preview) Antique Tool Still In Use.Do you know what it is? Tobacco Smoke EnemaKit (1750s - 1810s).The tobacco enema wasused to infuse tobaccosmoke into a patient'srectum for various medical purposes, but primarilythe resuscitation ofdrowning victims.A rectal tube inserted intothe anus was conne...	shag766	3	532	Mar 25, 2019 by Iwannagofast
	whats the odds (Preview) Saint Peter was screening all of the new arrivals trying to go through the pearly gates into Heaven. The first applicant of the day explained that his last day on earth had not been a good one: "I came home early and found my wife lying naked in bed. She claimed she had just gotten out of the shower. Well, h...	shag766	3	501	Mar 23, 2019 by 51 Styline
	Dick Dale (Preview) RIP	GLHS60	0	420	Mar 18, 2019 by GLHS60
	YOUR EVENING SMILE (Preview) as i am getting older i am beginning to realize a couple of things, some what i call good and some others call bad. LMAO you decide. #1 - I talk to myself, because there are times I need expert advice. #2 - I consider "On Trend" to be the clothes that still fit. #3 - I don't need anger...	shag766	2	455	Mar 7, 2019 by DJD
	morning smile (Preview) Next time you use a pair of rubber gloves, you're going to smile when you think of this: A dentist noticed that his next patient, a little old lady, was nervous, so he decided to tell her a little joke as he put on his gloves. 'Do you know how they make these gloves?' he asked. 'No, I don't,' she replie...	shag766	0	402	Feb 26, 2019 by shag766
	morning smile (Preview) Finally a golf joke I've not heard before---A man, while playing on the front nine of a complicated golf course, became confused as to where he was on the course. Looking around, he saw a lady playing ahead of him. He walked up to her, explained his confusion and asked her if she knew what hole he was play...	shag766	1	438	Feb 25, 2019 by 427CARL
	FOR ONCE IT'S NOT THE IRISH LOL (Preview) HEARTLESS ENGLISH... An English tourist was driving through Scotland when he noticeda man on the side of the road having sex with a sheep.A few kilometers further on he came upon a small town,so he parked his car and went into the pub for a drink.He grabbed a beer, sat at a table, and then took a look ar...	shag766	2	479	Feb 23, 2019 by Iwannagofast
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