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>
> When you're over seventy..............who cares ?
>
> I was standing at the bar at the VFW one night minding my own business.
> This FAT ugly chick came up behind me, grabbed my behind and said,
> "You're kinda cute. You gotta phone number?"
> I said, "Yeah, you gotta pen?"
> She said, "Yeah, I got a pen".
> I said, "You better get back in it before the farmer misses you."
> Cost me 6 stitches...but,
> When you’re over seventy.............who cares?
>
> **********
> I went to the drug store and told the clerk "Give me 3 packets of condoms,
> please."
> Lady Clerk: "Do you need a paper bag with that, sir?”;
> I said "Nah... She's purty good lookin'....."
> When you’re over seventy............who cares?
>
> ***********
> I was talking to a young woman in the VFW last night.
> She said, "If you lost a few pounds, had a shave and got your hair cut, you'd
> look all right.”
> I said, “If I did that, I'd be talking to your friends over there instead of
> you.”
> Cost me a fat lip, but...
> When you’re over seventy..............who cares?
>
> **********
> I was telling a woman in the Club about my ability to guess what day a woman
> was born just by feeling her breasts.
> "Really" she said, "Go on then... try."
> After about thirty seconds of fondling she began to lose patience and said,
> "Come on, what day was I born?"
> I said, "Yesterday."
> Cost me a kick in the groin, but..
> When you’re over seventy..............who cares?
>
> *********
> I got caught taking a pee in the swimming pool today.
> The lifeguard shouted at me so loud, I nearly fell in.
> When you’re over seventy...............who cares?
>
> **********
> I went to our VFW last night and saw a BIG woman dancing on a table.
> I said, "Good legs."
> The girl giggled and said, "Do you really think so?"
> I said, "Definitely! Most tables would have collapsed by now."
> Cost me 6 more stitches, but...
> When you’re over seventy..............who cares?