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morning smile
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OK girls here is one I think you will enjoy cheers Jan WHAT RELIGION IS YOUR BRA? A man walked into the ladies department and shyly walked up to the woman behind the counter and said, ' I'd like to buy a bra for my wife.' ' What type of bra? ' asked the clerk. 'Type?' inquires the man, 'There's more than...
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Todays funny
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this one look familiar to anyone?....
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www.youtube.com/watch?v=4IdrLKuP8zI why the hell can't I make these work?........ -- Edited by Iwannagofast on Sunday 20th of October 2019 10:18:47 AM
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a trip down memory lane
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www.georgeklass.net/altereds.html -- Edited by Iwannagofast on Saturday 19th of October 2019 08:46:57 AM -- Edited by Iwannagofast on Saturday 19th of October 2019 08:48:06 AM
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if you guys want to earn points with your wives...
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....every Thanksgiving weekend we hold O'Shavings Country Craft Show on our property in Vineland. 4022 Victoria ave ( Regional rd 24), Saturday, Sunday and Monday 10 - 5. We have abound 100 Crafters here, 20 Valley Public school across the street has another 100 or so and Balls Falls Conservation ha...
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Security system questions
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Hey all , we have rogers not that smart home monitoring and want to get rid of it . I,m looking for 4 to 6 cameras , wifi compatible , with interior motion sensors and door sensors . Any one out there with a good set up or any tips advice will be greatly appreciated
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A visual feast....
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US Open...Tennis
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Hey, we don't get to brag very often.......Bianca Andreescu makes history with remarkable U.S. Open winhttps://nationalpost.com/sports/tenn...n-championshipThe 19-year-old from the Toronto suburbs took down the most daunting opponent in the sport, pulling off a straight-sets win to bec...
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Burls Creek.....
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got there this morning, with son and daughter in law..... It was looking quite bad..... Then my son scored lots of Model A parts he wanted...... A rather nice 1953 coke cooler...... I scored the spark plugs I needed for my vortec heads.... My Daughter in law? Well se scored a '27 model T Tudor. Projec...
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Don,t mess with Seniors
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PARKING TICKET: My wife and I went into town and visited a shop. When we came out, there was a cop writing out a parking ticket. We went up to him and I said, "Come on man, how about giving a senior citizen a break?" He just ignored us and continued writing the ticket. I called him an "a**hole." He glared a...
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just mentioning something
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this is a spin off from the being targeted thread randy started. in there tmj made a comment about driving into and around any of the big smoke towns and i agree with him a 100%, it is getting stupid out there. the 401 has pretty much turned into a wreckum race and when you get to the big smoke it is worse. thi...
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70's style T-shirt idea
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print pic below on T-shirt with "CALIFORNIA" emblazoned across the top like any old one from the 70's would looks like a nice old retro sunny 70's "orange" picture of a jet plane in the sky until you realize.. that's a water bomber ... yeah .. emblazoned.. seriously , no pun intended..
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just a questionis all
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i read in the paper that lake erie is still flooding in western ontario in places and am curious why is all. i was down to a marina on bay of quinte i have used over the years when i had more than a fishing boat for a visit and i noticed that the bay is still a foot or 2 higher than normal for this time of year also....
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Todays funny
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· An old married couple no sooner hit the pillows when the old man passes gas and says, 'Seven Points.' His wife rolls over and says, 'What in the world was that?' The old man replied, 'its fart football.' A few minutes later his wife lets one go and says, 'Touchdown, tie score...' After about five mi...
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turning into a sentimental old fart...
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found a little treasure yesterday.. Dad's grade nine history textbook '29 + 14 ...so, 1943 .. "history of England" is the title I found this as I said yesterday .. just days short of forty years since I started grade nine history and opening the cover I find his name - in his hand writing his original...
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Funny pic
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RIP "All Girls Garage" Jessi Combs
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https://globalnews.ca/news/5825039/jessi-combs-death-record-fastest-woman/
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Amazing Makeup
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Fridges/AC etc..
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Who is the guy here that does service on this stuff. I forget. Need a squirrel cage fan for a very new A/C and coming up empty. Plastic junk blew apart. B
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rule # 1
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Subject: Men's Rules - brilliant Men's Rules At last a guy has taken the time to write this all down Finally, the guys' side of the story. ( I must admit, it's pretty good.) We always hear 'the rules' From the female side Now here are the rules from the male side. These are our rules! Please note.....
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looks like this might be up Jarvis' alley....
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Reading through some of the older Hot Rod mags an Uncle gave me years ago and came across something I thought was pretty neat. With all the interest in finding and re-storing old race cars I though this would be a really cool project. Due to the location of the car in the article you came to mind Jarvis. Th...
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So my daughter asked me to build a box to hold business cards.....
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.....and being a hobby wood-worker I obliged. She and my son-in-law own and operate Lakeside Automotive here in Vineland. They needed something to hold business cards and the doorbell "buzzer" that customers can ring in case no-one is at the front desk. The post-card size cards sit either side of t...
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Lazy
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Why is it when I look out the window in January and look at my Delivery I think all the things I could be fixing if it was only warmer. Today I look at it and think Well its working O.K.,I think I wate till there is a breeze to cool things off then I will work on it. Ed
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trading in our car
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So we go in and work out a deal for a new car. Trading in our 2012 gmc terrain. Come up with a trade in price and start the paper work. Supposed to pick the new car up on Saturday. Last night the abs light come on in the terrain. Am I obliged to get this repaired or just let the know or keep my mouth shut and drop off...
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Humourous fact
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Ownerships
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Anyone know how to get ahold of the 10 000 plus ownership guy?
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The agony....
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Not car related at all, but friggin funny....to me anyways
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Karma
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Another Senior Zinger
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Sounds Familiar
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crazy glue helicopter rotor repair made easy...
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I know , what the .....? just watch the video and then remember whatever cracked broken ,can't fix plastic thingy that's been pizzin' you off... like he refers to at the end .. his starter solenoid plastic piece was cracked and likely falling apart (and lets remember to paste the link...) https://w...
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Senior zinger
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WOW! .. just wow
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https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Vintage-Walt-Disney-School-Bus-Dome-Lunchbox-w-Thermos/303088470127?_trkparms=aid%3D888008%26algo%3DDISC.CARDS%26ao%3D1...
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Just another day at the "Magic Kingdom"
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speaking of old time hot rods... ways before any of you old timers.....
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aTyDKl-IYVg there's another video that pops up at the end showing the fiat much better -- Edited by DJD on Friday 5th of July 2019 11:39:52 PM -- Edited by DJD on Friday 5th of July 2019 11:40:43 PM
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Wrong answer
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I HATE SELLING PROJECTS/CARS
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Gasser chassis , sent pictures to 4 guys and each one asked me if it was a 32 chassis even tho you can CLEARLY CLEARLY CLEARLY see the frame rails are straight not bulged curved like a 32 1987 trans am . originally a 305 tpi car changed to 350 tpi and orig computer upgraded and spec,d to 350 tpi cop car specs co...
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educate me buying shipping vehicle from US to Can
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so , it seems I'm not going to find a replacement for my truck anywhere's near here I even considered paying "too much" for a babyed harley edition truck .. looked at a bunch but I just don't want a black truck with big gay harley tags..not my thing.. so I started looking at used trucks in the southern US bes...
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lie-clocks
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A man died and went to Heaven seeking entrance. As he stood in front of the Pearly Gates, he saw a huge wall of clocks behind him. He asked "What are all these clocks for?" St Peter answered, "These are Lie-clocks. Everyone on earth has a lie-clock. Every time you lie the hands on the clock move. ...
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CARBON TAX REBATE SCAMMERS
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I just got a call from a very foreign sounding lady from the “Carbon Tax Rebate Office” asking if I got my carbon tax rebate and wanting personal information. This rebate was included in my 2018 taxes so I got it already, and I told her that and hung up. Looks like the scammers are latching on to everyth...
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they had to of started somewhere
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and now you know lo Whoever said history was boring? Bbb"They used to use urine to tan animal skins, so families used to all pee in a pot. Once a day it was taken and sold to the tannery. If you had to do this to survive, you were ‘piss poor.’ But worse than that were the really poor folks who cou...
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a bedtime prayer
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Now I lay me down to sleep, I pray the Lord my soul to keep. If Trump should die before I wake, I pray to God the news ain't fake.
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Todays funny
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Omg, this is Too Funny!! 😂 😂 😂In a Chicago hospital, a gentleman had made several attempts to get into the men's restroom, but it had always been occupied. A nurse noticed his predicament. Sir, she said "You may use the ladies room if you promise not to touch any of the buttons on the wall." He did what h...
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sad but probably true
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Read right to the end....Very interesting and shows how the Government is out of control !!!! China ... Food for thought. China has 19% of the world’s population, but consumes ...53% of the world's cement,48% of the world's iron ore47% of the world's coal... and the majority of just about every...
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food for thought
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Read right to the end....Very interesting and shows how the Government is out of control !!!! China ... Food for thought. China has 19% of the world’s population, but consumes ...53% of the world's cement,48% of the world's iron ore47% of the world's coal... and the majority of just about every...
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an oldie but a goldie
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: ; Subject: Bottle of Merlot Subject: Fwd Bottle merlot. A Texan with a big cowboy hat asked a waiter to take a bottle of Merlot to an unusually attractive woman sitting alone at a table in a cozy little restaurant. HSo the waiter took the Merlot to the woman and said, 'This is from the gentleman w...
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What is a Politician?
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Rainy days at " The Home "
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Jane and Arlene are outside their nursing home, having a drink and a smoke, when it starts to rain. Jane pulls out a condom, cuts off the end, puts it over her cigarette, and continues smoking. Arlene: What in the hell is that? Jane: A condom. This way my cigarette doesn't get wet. Arlene: Where did you...
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She's not happy
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With the new dining room chandelier...
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on the lighter side of life
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- -: Fwd: I am a Seenager. .... Sent from my iPad Begin >Subject: Fwd: Fw: I am a Seenager. .... ... I JUST discovered my age group! I am a Seenager. I have everything I wanted as a teenager, only 65-70 years later. I don't have to go to school or work. I get an allowance every month. I have my own pa...
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