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just mentioning something
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this is a spin off from the being targeted thread randy started. in there tmj made a comment about driving into and around any of the big smoke towns and i agree with him a 100%, it is getting stupid out there. the 401 has pretty much turned into a wreckum race and when you get to the big smoke it is worse. thi...
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70's style T-shirt idea
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print pic below on T-shirt with "CALIFORNIA" emblazoned across the top like any old one from the 70's would looks like a nice old retro sunny 70's "orange" picture of a jet plane in the sky until you realize.. that's a water bomber ... yeah .. emblazoned.. seriously , no pun intended..
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just a questionis all
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i read in the paper that lake erie is still flooding in western ontario in places and am curious why is all. i was down to a marina on bay of quinte i have used over the years when i had more than a fishing boat for a visit and i noticed that the bay is still a foot or 2 higher than normal for this time of year also....
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Todays funny
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· An old married couple no sooner hit the pillows when the old man passes gas and says, 'Seven Points.' His wife rolls over and says, 'What in the world was that?' The old man replied, 'its fart football.' A few minutes later his wife lets one go and says, 'Touchdown, tie score...' After about five mi...
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turning into a sentimental old fart...
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found a little treasure yesterday.. Dad's grade nine history textbook '29 + 14 ...so, 1943 .. "history of England" is the title I found this as I said yesterday .. just days short of forty years since I started grade nine history and opening the cover I find his name - in his hand writing his original...
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Funny pic
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poncho62
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RIP "All Girls Garage" Jessi Combs
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https://globalnews.ca/news/5825039/jessi-combs-death-record-fastest-woman/
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Amazing Makeup
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51 Styline
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Fridges/AC etc..
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Who is the guy here that does service on this stuff. I forget. Need a squirrel cage fan for a very new A/C and coming up empty. Plastic junk blew apart. B
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rule # 1
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Subject: Men's Rules - brilliant Men's Rules At last a guy has taken the time to write this all down Finally, the guys' side of the story. ( I must admit, it's pretty good.) We always hear 'the rules' From the female side Now here are the rules from the male side. These are our rules! Please note.....
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looks like this might be up Jarvis' alley....
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Reading through some of the older Hot Rod mags an Uncle gave me years ago and came across something I thought was pretty neat. With all the interest in finding and re-storing old race cars I though this would be a really cool project. Due to the location of the car in the article you came to mind Jarvis. Th...
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So my daughter asked me to build a box to hold business cards.....
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.....and being a hobby wood-worker I obliged. She and my son-in-law own and operate Lakeside Automotive here in Vineland. They needed something to hold business cards and the doorbell "buzzer" that customers can ring in case no-one is at the front desk. The post-card size cards sit either side of t...
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Lazy
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Why is it when I look out the window in January and look at my Delivery I think all the things I could be fixing if it was only warmer. Today I look at it and think Well its working O.K.,I think I wate till there is a breeze to cool things off then I will work on it. Ed
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trading in our car
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So we go in and work out a deal for a new car. Trading in our 2012 gmc terrain. Come up with a trade in price and start the paper work. Supposed to pick the new car up on Saturday. Last night the abs light come on in the terrain. Am I obliged to get this repaired or just let the know or keep my mouth shut and drop off...
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Humourous fact
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Ownerships
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Anyone know how to get ahold of the 10 000 plus ownership guy?
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mike
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The agony....
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Not car related at all, but friggin funny....to me anyways
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poncho62
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Karma
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Another Senior Zinger
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Sounds Familiar
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crazy glue helicopter rotor repair made easy...
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I know , what the .....? just watch the video and then remember whatever cracked broken ,can't fix plastic thingy that's been pizzin' you off... like he refers to at the end .. his starter solenoid plastic piece was cracked and likely falling apart (and lets remember to paste the link...) https://w...
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Senior zinger
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WOW! .. just wow
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https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Vintage-Walt-Disney-School-Bus-Dome-Lunchbox-w-Thermos/303088470127?_trkparms=aid%3D888008%26algo%3DDISC.CARDS%26ao%3D1...
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Just another day at the "Magic Kingdom"
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speaking of old time hot rods... ways before any of you old timers.....
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aTyDKl-IYVg there's another video that pops up at the end showing the fiat much better -- Edited by DJD on Friday 5th of July 2019 11:39:52 PM -- Edited by DJD on Friday 5th of July 2019 11:40:43 PM
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Wrong answer
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I HATE SELLING PROJECTS/CARS
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Gasser chassis , sent pictures to 4 guys and each one asked me if it was a 32 chassis even tho you can CLEARLY CLEARLY CLEARLY see the frame rails are straight not bulged curved like a 32 1987 trans am . originally a 305 tpi car changed to 350 tpi and orig computer upgraded and spec,d to 350 tpi cop car specs co...
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educate me buying shipping vehicle from US to Can
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so , it seems I'm not going to find a replacement for my truck anywhere's near here I even considered paying "too much" for a babyed harley edition truck .. looked at a bunch but I just don't want a black truck with big gay harley tags..not my thing.. so I started looking at used trucks in the southern US bes...
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lie-clocks
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A man died and went to Heaven seeking entrance. As he stood in front of the Pearly Gates, he saw a huge wall of clocks behind him. He asked "What are all these clocks for?" St Peter answered, "These are Lie-clocks. Everyone on earth has a lie-clock. Every time you lie the hands on the clock move. ...
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CARBON TAX REBATE SCAMMERS
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I just got a call from a very foreign sounding lady from the “Carbon Tax Rebate Office” asking if I got my carbon tax rebate and wanting personal information. This rebate was included in my 2018 taxes so I got it already, and I told her that and hung up. Looks like the scammers are latching on to everyth...
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they had to of started somewhere
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and now you know lo Whoever said history was boring? Bbb"They used to use urine to tan animal skins, so families used to all pee in a pot. Once a day it was taken and sold to the tannery. If you had to do this to survive, you were ‘piss poor.’ But worse than that were the really poor folks who cou...
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a bedtime prayer
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Now I lay me down to sleep, I pray the Lord my soul to keep. If Trump should die before I wake, I pray to God the news ain't fake.
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Todays funny
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Omg, this is Too Funny!! 😂 😂 😂In a Chicago hospital, a gentleman had made several attempts to get into the men's restroom, but it had always been occupied. A nurse noticed his predicament. Sir, she said "You may use the ladies room if you promise not to touch any of the buttons on the wall." He did what h...
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sad but probably true
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Read right to the end....Very interesting and shows how the Government is out of control !!!! China ... Food for thought. China has 19% of the world’s population, but consumes ...53% of the world's cement,48% of the world's iron ore47% of the world's coal... and the majority of just about every...
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food for thought
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Read right to the end....Very interesting and shows how the Government is out of control !!!! China ... Food for thought. China has 19% of the world’s population, but consumes ...53% of the world's cement,48% of the world's iron ore47% of the world's coal... and the majority of just about every...
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an oldie but a goldie
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: ; Subject: Bottle of Merlot Subject: Fwd Bottle merlot. A Texan with a big cowboy hat asked a waiter to take a bottle of Merlot to an unusually attractive woman sitting alone at a table in a cozy little restaurant. HSo the waiter took the Merlot to the woman and said, 'This is from the gentleman w...
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What is a Politician?
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Rainy days at " The Home "
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Jane and Arlene are outside their nursing home, having a drink and a smoke, when it starts to rain. Jane pulls out a condom, cuts off the end, puts it over her cigarette, and continues smoking. Arlene: What in the hell is that? Jane: A condom. This way my cigarette doesn't get wet. Arlene: Where did you...
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She's not happy
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With the new dining room chandelier...
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on the lighter side of life
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- -: Fwd: I am a Seenager. .... Sent from my iPad Begin >Subject: Fwd: Fw: I am a Seenager. .... ... I JUST discovered my age group! I am a Seenager. I have everything I wanted as a teenager, only 65-70 years later. I don't have to go to school or work. I get an allowance every month. I have my own pa...
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winter.....and septic systems.
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Colder than a witch's tit out there.
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heads up
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any of you guy's that are pork eaters, chops, roasts, bacon etc-etc, anything pig, might want to put some away in the freezer and sooner than later. there is a huge swine flu outbreak in china and the volumes are crazy numbers.--"China pork deficit may eclipse U.S. production, economist says"-- a cou...
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Todays funny
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51 Styline
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can't find your ride in the parking lot ??
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like my mother the first time she went to the scarborough town center dad and I had to go pick her up and cruise the lot lookin for a 64 dodge polara hardtop.. but anyways.. can't find the spot you parked in ? well it helps if you have an alarm that beeps when you arm it... and it helps A LOT MORE if you hold th...
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DJD
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Just the one you have been waiting for........
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OK, maybe not at that price...
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poncho62
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morning smile
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Here’s your joke of the day! Vladimir Putin, Donald Trump, and Justin Trudeau all die and wind up in Hell. While there, they spy a red phone and ask what the phone is for. The Devil tells them it’s for calling back to Earth. So Putin calls Russia and talks for 5 minutes. When he was finished the Devil info...
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History Lesson
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The teacher said...Let's begin by reviewing some history. Who said: 'Give me Liberty , or give me Death!'?She saw a sea of blank faces, except for Little Akio, a bright foreign exchange student from Japan , who had his hand up:"Patrick Henry, 1775," he said."Very good! "Who said: 'Government of the...
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An Obituary
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Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense, who has been with us for many years.No one knows for sure how old he was, since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape. He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as: - Knowing when to come i...
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This made me laugh......
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mid day chuckle
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.. Subject: Camel Sex . . . . A new Army Captain was assigned to an outfit in a remote post in the Afghanistan Desert. During his first inspection of the outfit, he noticed a camel behind the mess tent. He asks the sergeant why the camel is kept there. The nervous sergeant said, "Well sir, a...
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