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OK  girls here is one I think you will enjoy cheers Jan 

A man walked into the ladies department and shyly walked up t
o the woman behind the counter and said,
I'd like to buy a bra for my wife.'  ' What type of bra? ' asked the clerk.
Type?' inquires the man, 'There's more than one type? '
' Look around,' said the saleslady, as she showed a sea of bras in every shape, size, color and material imaginable.
Actually, even with all of this variety, there are really only four types of bras to choose from. '
Relieved, the man asked about the types.


The saleslady replied:
' There are the Catholic, Salvation Army, Presbyterian, and the Baptist types.
Which one would you prefer?

Now totally befuddled, the man asked about the differences between them.
The Saleslady responded, '
It is all really quite simple.'
The Catholic type supports the masses;
The Salvation Army type lifts the fallen;
The Presbyterian type keeps them staunch and upright;
The Baptist type makes mountains out of molehills.

Oh and Have you ever wondered why A, B, C, D, DD , E, F, G, and H are the letters used to define bra sizes?
If you have wondered why, but couldn't figure out what the letters stood for, it is about time you became informed!
{A} Almost Boobs.
{B} Barely there.
{C} Can't Complain.
{D} Dang!
{DD} Double dang!
{E} Enormous!
{F} Fake.
{G} Get a Reduction.
{H} Help me, I've fallen
and I can't get up!

if your not the lead dog-the view is all the same


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