Sammy took his blonde blind date to a seaside carnival. 'What would you like to do first, Kim?' asked Sammy. 'I want to get weighed,' she said. They ambled over to the weight guesser, who guessed 70 kg. Kim got on the scale and it read 67 kg and she won a prize. . Next the couple went on the ferris wheel. When the ride was over, Sammy again asked Kim what she wanted to do next. 'I want to get weighed,' she said. Back to the weight guesser they went and because she'd been there before the man guessed Kim's correct weight and Sammy lost his dollar. Kim and Sammy walked around the carnival and again he asked, 'Where to next?' Kim responded: 'I want to get weighed,' but by this time Sammy figured she was really weird and took her home early, dropping her off with a handshake. Her flatmate, Laura, asked Kim about her blind date, 'How'd it go?' she asked. Kim said, 'Oh, Waura, it was wousy
A lad with a speech problem went to buy a horse. Him and the farmer did all the horse checks that you do. Look at their teeth, etc. The lad said to the farmer "I'd like to see her "twot". The farmer said "Are you some kind of pervert?" The lad said "Oh no, I want to see her twot around the twack"
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-- Edited by jarvis1 on Friday 22nd of November 2019 04:44:42 PM
-- Edited by jarvis1 on Friday 22nd of November 2019 04:45:43 PM
