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NIAGARA FALLS, ONT

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A man walks into a bar with a paper bag. He sits down and places the bag on the counter.

The bartender, Harold, walks up and asks "what's in the bag?"

The man reaches into the bag and pulls out a little man, about 9 inches high and sets him on the counter. He reaches back into the bag and pulls out a small piano, setting it on the counter as well.

He reaches into the bag once again and pulls out a tiny piano bench, which he places in front of the piano.

The little man sits down at the piano, and starts playing a beautiful Piece by Mozart!

'Where on earth did you get that?' asks Harold, the bartender.

The man responds by reaching into the paper bag.

This time he pulls out a magic lamp. He hands it to Harold and says : 'Here. Rub it.'

So Harold, the bartender, rubs the lamp, and suddenly there's a gust of smoke and a beautiful genie is standing before him.

'I will grant you one wish Harold. Just one wish... each person is only allowed one!'

Harold
 gets real excited. Without hesitating he says, 'I want a million bucks!'

A few moments later, a duck walks into the bar. It is soon followed by another duck, then another.

Pretty soon, the entire bar is filled with ducks and they just keep coming, duck after duck after duck!

Harold
 turns to the man and says, 'Y'know, I think your Genie's' a little deaf. I asked for a million bucks, not a million Ducks.'

'No ****!!' says the man, 'Harold, do you really think I asked for a 9 inch pianist?'
 
 


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aw XXX that was funny

when cursed
make damed well sure to share ..eh ?

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