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NIAGARA FALLS, ONT

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An old married couple no sooner hit the pillows when the old man passes gas and says, 'Seven Points.'

His wife rolls over and says, 'What in the world was that?' The old man replied, 'its fart football.'

A few minutes later his wife lets one go and says, 'Touchdown, tie score...'

After about five minutes the old man lets another one go and says, 'Aha. I'm ahead 14 to 7.'

Not to be outdone the wife rips out another one and says, 'Touchdown, tie score.'

Five seconds go by and she lets out a little squeaker and says, 'Field goal, I lead 17 to 14.' Now the pressure is on for the old man.

He refuses to get beaten by a woman, so he strains real hard.

Since defeat is totally unacceptable, he gives it everything he's got, and accidentally poops in the bed.

The wife says, 'What the hell was that?'

The old man says, 'Half time, switch sides

If you don't laugh
At this one, then you've got a terrible sense of humor !!!!!!!!
---Ha


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COBBLE HILL, BC

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"Never trust a fart"

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SCARBOROUGH, ONT

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especially a cranky one..

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FOXBORO, ONT

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good one, lol

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PORT HOPE, ONT

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So it seems this couple has retired for the night when suddenly the
phone rings. The guy gets up to answer it and starts saying "how the
hell would I know, do I sound like environment Canada to you,"and
slams the phone down. He
comes back to bed and his wife asks what was that all about? He replies
just some idiot wondering if the coast was clear. Ed

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FOXBORO, ONT

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flatblack55delivery wrote:

So it seems this couple has retired for the night when suddenly the
phone rings. The guy gets up to answer it and starts saying "how the
hell would I know, do I sound like environment Canada to you,"and
slams the phone down. He
comes back to bed and his wife asks what was that all about? He replies
just some idiot wondering if the coast was clear. Ed


 thats funny, good one ed. lol considering we are yaking about high water on another thread.  good timing bud, you gotta see the humor in that,  lmao 



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PORT HOPE, ONT

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Timing is everything my friend. Ed

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flatblack55delivery wrote:

Timing is everything my friend. Ed


 LOL

no, ....you're thinking of BOOST

 

BOOST .. now THAT's everything .. lots n lots of boost...



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