Ontario Rodders Lounge

shag766 · shag766

Subject: HE'S MY BROTHERThe innocence of youth! Cute chuckle.... Two young boys walked into a pharmacy one day, picked out a box of tampons and proceeded to the checkout counter.The pharmacist at the counter asked the older boy, "Son, how old are you?”“Eight”, the boy replied.The man continu...

Iwannagofast · Iwannagofast

In this era of on-line ordering and door-step delivery I'm wondering if any of you out there have experienced delivery issues? We have a paved lane extending in off Victoria Ave on which we have 3 houses on the south side and a barn, barn/garage and another home on the north. My Mom lives in the first hous...

51 Styline · 51 Styline

So I was at the store earlier with my service dog. The lady in front of me at checkout had about $200 worth of toilet paper in her shopping cart. With an attitude she asked me what type of dog I had. I told her it was my service dog. Then she got real snarky and said, I knew that. What type of service? I said he was...

Fordy Acres Car Farm · Fordy Acres Car Farm

Here we are. A fork in the road. The begining of the end. While I haven't been on this site as long as some of the members here, I have been on a bunch of forums that have fizzled out over the years. I can see the writing on the wall, ......it's not good writing. As late as Friday night I've been thinking I shoul...

shag766 · shag766

4 old mischievous Grandmas were sitting at a table in a nursing home. About then an old Grandpa walked in.One of the old Grandmas yelled out saying, "I bet we can tell exactly how old you are."The old man said, "There ain't no way you can guess it, you old fools!" One of the old Grandmas said, "Sure we can...

shag766 · shag766

Two guys, one old, one young, are pushing their carts around Wal-Mart when they collide. The old guy says to the young guy, "Sorry about that. I'm looking for my wife, and I guess I wasn't paying attention to where I was going." The young guy says, "That's OK, it's a coincidence. I'm looking for my wif...

Iwannagofast · Iwannagofast

Tom Kristensen in an early T Bird, in car and from the sidelines www.youtube.com/watch?v=NWPe4A0FSO0 It might look like a wallowing barge but watch him pick up the inside front. www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ser-fqlT22M [video=https:...

iron horse · iron horse

An older gentleman goes to the doctor, he's concerned about his memory loss. The doctor says it's normal to lose some of your memory as you age, but if you're really concerned, keep a note pad and a pencil in your pocket and write everything down. Satisfied, he goes home to his wife. One evening they are w...

Iwannagofast · Iwannagofast

http://www.merrittvillespeedway.com/Memories/Stricker.html

Iwannagofast · Iwannagofast

If anyone thinks we've got problems in Ottawa ( and we do) just have a look South. What a sh*t show.

Iwannagofast · Iwannagofast

www.youtube.com/watch?v=LWkDaVUn0E https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LWkDaVUn0E

DJD · DJD

I'll start with I remember when the close-ie tab thingy on the cereal box ACTUALLY WORKED...

DJD · DJD

picked this up last week .. was 15% off "black friday " sale .. seems the price is back up now ..was 267 at the door .. hobby shop on the danforth .. did my part for the local business "guy"..rather than buying it online .. it WAS the best online price to boot ..SOOoo.. mine now. and it's HUGE.. [url]http://...

Cuddles · Cuddles

MERRY CHRISTMAS everyone ! I hope you get the parts you wished for !

Iwannagofast · Iwannagofast

......I saw "The Guild" truck and trailer go past my place this morning.

Iwannagofast · Iwannagofast

https://www.jalopyjournal.com/forum/threads/1955-pontiac.1214986/

murman · murman

When buying commercial property for personal use does one have to pay HST ?

Iwannagofast · Iwannagofast

.....hammer yer tent pegs.

DJD · DJD

A friend of my father , they grew up on the same street as kids , bought an old farm in Owen Sound back in the early 70's he and his wife built a nice new bungalow on the property and lived there many years - his father had a cottage on the lake down along the shoreline and there was a private road through the fa...

jarvis1 · jarvis1

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q3CUOdxUz60

Sniper · Sniper

51 Styline · 51 Styline

'Bless me Father, for I have sinned. I have been with a loose girl.' The priest asks, 'Is that you, little Joey Pagano?' 'Yes, Father, it is.' 'And who was the girl you were with?' 'I can't tell you, Father, I don't want to ruin her reputation.' "Well, Joey, I'm sure to find out her name sooner or later so yo...

shag766 · shag766

i could see something similar happening lol Subject: Two Little Old ladiesTwo little old ladies, Connie and Jean, were sitting on a park bench outside the local town hall where a flower show was in progress. The short one, Jean, leaned over and said, "Life is so boring. We never have any fun a...

poncho62 · poncho62

Justin Trudeau walks into a Bank to cash a cheque in front of me one day: As he approaches the cashier he says, "Good morning, Ma'am, could you please cash this cheque for me?”Cashier: "It would be my pleasure to do that sir. Could you please show me your ID?"Trudeau: "Truthfully, I didn't bring any "...

Iwannagofast · Iwannagofast

Enjoy time with your family

shag766 · shag766

A woman, cranky because her husband was late coming home again, decided to leave a note, saying, "I've had enough and have left you...don't bother coming after me.Then she hid under the bed to see his reaction.After a short while, the husband comes home and she could hear him in the kitchen before he c...

iron horse · iron horse

https://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/hamilton/cayuga-race-track-collision-1.5732215

Iwannagofast · Iwannagofast

This is my 4 year old Grand-daughter helping her Dad

FX64 WAGON · FX64 WAGON

Looks like there is going to be a car show and swapmeet at the Elmvale flee market this weekend saw posting on kijiji

77

Does any one know how to get hold of the guy that sells movies dvd,s at the swap meets . He usually gets a big spot and lots of cool stuff

FX64 WAGON · FX64 WAGON

Looks like it might be a go?

51 Styline · 51 Styline

A small church had a very attractive big-busted organist named Susan, and her breasts were so large that they bounced and jiggled while she played the organ.Unfortunately, she distracted the male part of the congregation considerably. The very proper church ladies were appalled.They said some...

51 Styline · 51 Styline

Well, it finally happened today, I knew it would eventually so I was ready. I came out of Walmart with my mask on and keeping six feet away from everyone, I pushed my cart to my car, all the while wearing my face mask. A woman was getting out of her car next to me with no mask. As I'm putting groceries into my c...

DJD · DJD

https://www.ebay.com/itm/1961-Ford-F-100/184364543798?_trkparms=aid%3D888008%26algo%3DDISC.CARDS%26ao%3D1%26asc%3D225074%26meid%3D7f83cd8910f040e2acaff1460a0ee4eb%26pid%3D100009%26rk%3D1%26rkt%3D1%26sd%3D154012474967%26itm%3D184364543798%26pmt%3D0%26...

wuga · wuga

Maybe I will rant a little. My wife and I have two daily drivers. She drives a 2014 Jeep Grand Cherokee Diesel and I drive a 2015 Ford F250 Diesel. Love those diesels. About a year ago the engine light came on in the truck. I scanned the system and it said my particulate sensor was faulty. I went to my l...

Iwannagofast · Iwannagofast

.......so I thought I'd write a short blurb. We have a half acre of grapes as part of our place here in Vineland. There are Concord ( blue), Fredonia ( blue) and Niagara ( white). Most of the plants are older than me ( 62), planted by my Great Grandfather and haven't seen a pesticide in over 40 years. My wife...

DJD · DJD

so ten years ago I bought a nice not to spendy plasma TV. it had among other things a connector for a computer monitor cable.. nice but I didn't then yet have a computer.. following spring ... I finally buy a computer .. march / April 2010 that cost about three hun and lasted about a year before the CPU bur...

FX64 WAGON · FX64 WAGON

is ONDR racing this weekend?

77

How long do we think borders will be closed . I wanna put my drag car and my gasser project on evil bay , But sad fact is borders and covid . F Liberals F Tam F covid . I don't need to sell this stuff , I just wanna get rid of them . Its time . And also previewing my ad a flag jumped up about international shipping . I...

cr55 · cr55

This lockdown craziness here in Illinois is driving most crazy. I suppose its needed to stop this virus, but I wonder how much of what we see and hear on the so called news is real? I'm blessed with some contracting work that involves me working alone. How about the rest of you?

poncho62 · poncho62

www.ranker.com/list/all-car-movies-or-list-of-car-movies/all-genre-movies-lists

Cuddles · Cuddles

The people who pick up the trash and recycling advised that we wear gloves when putting out and taking in our cans and bins. They said that they touch thousands of cans and bins a day and if the virus can adhere to surfaces (which it can) than we should take precautions.

51 Styline · 51 Styline

I just received a notice from insurance co my policy is coming due. Its been a few years since i last had apraisal done so its time to have another. Looking for recomendation of apprairer in the Fort Erie Niagara area.

Iwannagofast · Iwannagofast

Has anyone else been following this type of racing?: Some of the earlier stuff is pretty wild.

51 Styline · 51 Styline

51 Styline · 51 Styline

-- Edited by 51 Styline on Monday 23rd of March 2020 10:16:37 AM

Cuddles · Cuddles

Well it is almost Spring and for me that means chores. So for those of you who find themselves doing yard work, I may be able to assist. If anyone has high branches they need trimmed (cut off), I made a tool that I found out later you can buy but you can make one yourself. And if you are close enough, I can sh...

DJD · DJD

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nzkr4F_4Xlo https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kz_Z-wpzn3E https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HUhrxq_5VQs

51 Styline · 51 Styline

Miss Beatrice, the church organist, was in her eighties and had never been married. She was admired for sweetness and kindness to all. One afternoon the pastor went to check on her and she showed him into her quaint sitting room. She invited him to have a seat while she prepared tea. As he sat facing he...

DJD · DJD

have the Kit below - had it for years I have no clue what to paint it so I haven't bothered... BUT I got's the urge to ..do , something as I'm bored and it's cold out sky blue , pale yellow , coral and any shade of booger or up chuck are out of consideration.. thank you for your input IT may be small but I might h...

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	morning giggle (Preview) Subject: HE'S MY BROTHERThe innocence of youth! Cute chuckle.... Two young boys walked into a pharmacy one day, picked out a box of tampons and proceeded to the checkout counter.The pharmacist at the counter asked the older boy, "Son, how old are you?”“Eight”, the boy replied.The man continu...	shag766	2	871	Mar 2, 2021 by parklane
	A Delivery Company issue I have a question about.... (Preview) In this era of on-line ordering and door-step delivery I'm wondering if any of you out there have experienced delivery issues? We have a paved lane extending in off Victoria Ave on which we have 3 houses on the south side and a barn, barn/garage and another home on the north. My Mom lives in the first hous...	Iwannagofast	9	1074	Mar 1, 2021 by parklane
	The service Dog. (Preview) So I was at the store earlier with my service dog. The lady in front of me at checkout had about $200 worth of toilet paper in her shopping cart. With an attitude she asked me what type of dog I had. I told her it was my service dog. Then she got real snarky and said, I knew that. What type of service? I said he was...	51 Styline	4	1133	Mar 1, 2021 by 427CARL
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	Try Not Laugh, It Could Be You Someday (Preview) 4 old mischievous Grandmas were sitting at a table in a nursing home. About then an old Grandpa walked in.One of the old Grandmas yelled out saying, "I bet we can tell exactly how old you are."The old man said, "There ain't no way you can guess it, you old fools!" One of the old Grandmas said, "Sure we can...	shag766	4	1123	Feb 26, 2021 by Iwannagofast
	think about it (Preview) Two guys, one old, one young, are pushing their carts around Wal-Mart when they collide. The old guy says to the young guy, "Sorry about that. I'm looking for my wife, and I guess I wasn't paying attention to where I was going." The young guy says, "That's OK, it's a coincidence. I'm looking for my wif...	shag766	4	879	Feb 25, 2021 by 77
	I love these two videos (Preview) Tom Kristensen in an early T Bird, in car and from the sidelines www.youtube.com/watch?v=NWPe4A0FSO0 It might look like a wallowing barge but watch him pick up the inside front. www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ser-fqlT22M [video=https:...	Iwannagofast	3	1314	Feb 10, 2021 by DJD
	Write it Down (Preview) An older gentleman goes to the doctor, he's concerned about his memory loss. The doctor says it's normal to lose some of your memory as you age, but if you're really concerned, keep a note pad and a pencil in your pocket and write everything down. Satisfied, he goes home to his wife. One evening they are w...	iron horse	2	946	Feb 4, 2021 by flatblack55delivery
	A little local racing history about one of my Dad's cousins (Preview) http://www.merrittvillespeedway.com/Memories/Stricker.html	Iwannagofast	2	1047	Feb 3, 2021 by Iwannagofast
	History being made before our eyes ( 1 2 ) (closed) (Preview) If anyone thinks we've got problems in Ottawa ( and we do) just have a look South. What a sh*t show.	Iwannagofast	77	2809	Jan 21, 2021 by poncho62
	Sorry about the Political post guys, lets get back on track..... (Preview) www.youtube.com/watch?v=LWkDaVUn0E https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LWkDaVUn0E	Iwannagofast	20	1122	Jan 14, 2021 by Iwannagofast
	the I must be old IF I remember......thread.. ( 1 2 ) (Preview) I'll start with I remember when the close-ie tab thingy on the cereal box ACTUALLY WORKED...	DJD	70	2974	Jan 14, 2021 by Redneck Rydes
	little winter project (Preview) picked this up last week .. was 15% off "black friday " sale .. seems the price is back up now ..was 267 at the door .. hobby shop on the danforth .. did my part for the local business "guy"..rather than buying it online .. it WAS the best online price to boot ..SOOoo.. mine now. and it's HUGE.. [url]http://...	DJD	19	4498	Jan 1, 2021 by Dakota
	It seems appropriate so ... (Preview) MERRY CHRISTMAS everyone ! I hope you get the parts you wished for !	Cuddles	2	1011	Dec 26, 2020 by DJD
	Someone in Niagara might be getting an early Christmas present..... (Preview) ......I saw "The Guild" truck and trailer go past my place this morning.	Iwannagofast	2	977	Dec 22, 2020 by Hotrodron
	One for you Poncho.... (Preview) https://www.jalopyjournal.com/forum/threads/1955-pontiac.1214986/	Iwannagofast	11	833	Dec 22, 2020 by shag766
	Buying commercial property (Preview) When buying commercial property for personal use does one have to pay HST ?	murman	5	1118	Dec 6, 2020 by shag766
	big wind coming folks.... (Preview) .....hammer yer tent pegs.	Iwannagofast	11	994	Nov 18, 2020 by flatblack55delivery
	SO..turns out IT IS a small world after all (Preview) A friend of my father , they grew up on the same street as kids , bought an old farm in Owen Sound back in the early 70's he and his wife built a nice new bungalow on the property and lived there many years - his father had a cottage on the lake down along the shoreline and there was a private road through the fa...	DJD	0	1140	Nov 11, 2020 by DJD
	And now for something different (Preview) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q3CUOdxUz60	jarvis1	2	953	Nov 10, 2020 by 123pugsy
	Yep...seems to be... (Preview)	Sniper	2	1412	Nov 4, 2020 by flatblack55delivery
	The Alter Boy (Preview) 'Bless me Father, for I have sinned. I have been with a loose girl.' The priest asks, 'Is that you, little Joey Pagano?' 'Yes, Father, it is.' 'And who was the girl you were with?' 'I can't tell you, Father, I don't want to ruin her reputation.' "Well, Joey, I'm sure to find out her name sooner or later so yo...	51 Styline	2	1173	Nov 2, 2020 by 123pugsy
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	Happy Thanksgiving everyone (Preview) Enjoy time with your family	Iwannagofast	9	984	Oct 12, 2020 by wuga
	One guy's reaction (Preview) A woman, cranky because her husband was late coming home again, decided to leave a note, saying, "I've had enough and have left you...don't bother coming after me.Then she hid under the bed to see his reaction.After a short while, the husband comes home and she could hear him in the kitchen before he c...	shag766	2	1144	Sep 27, 2020 by 58Chev
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	We start them young in our family.... (Preview) This is my 4 year old Grand-daughter helping her Dad	Iwannagofast	2	1072	Sep 13, 2020 by Marten
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	Talking about fall Barrie (Preview) Does any one know how to get hold of the guy that sells movies dvd,s at the swap meets . He usually gets a big spot and lots of cool stuff	77	0	880	Sep 2, 2020 by 77
	Fall Barrie swap (Preview) Looks like it might be a go?	FX64 WAGON	8	1189	Aug 31, 2020 by Iwannagofast
	The Church Organist (Preview) A small church had a very attractive big-busted organist named Susan, and her breasts were so large that they bounced and jiggled while she played the organ.Unfortunately, she distracted the male part of the congregation considerably. The very proper church ladies were appalled.They said some...	51 Styline	3	1099	Aug 14, 2020 by DJD
	The Mask (Preview) Well, it finally happened today, I knew it would eventually so I was ready. I came out of Walmart with my mask on and keeping six feet away from everyone, I pushed my cart to my car, all the while wearing my face mask. A woman was getting out of her car next to me with no mask. As I'm putting groceries into my c...	51 Styline	1	1087	Jul 30, 2020 by jarvis1
	ebay unibody f100 ..REALLY NICE (Preview) https://www.ebay.com/itm/1961-Ford-F-100/184364543798?_trkparms=aid%3D888008%26algo%3DDISC.CARDS%26ao%3D1%26asc%3D225074%26meid%3D7f83cd8910f040e2acaff1460a0ee4eb%26pid%3D100009%26rk%3D1%26rkt%3D1%26sd%3D154012474967%26itm%3D184364543798%26pmt%3D0%26...	DJD	3	1136	Jul 20, 2020 by jarvis1
	Rant (Preview) Maybe I will rant a little. My wife and I have two daily drivers. She drives a 2014 Jeep Grand Cherokee Diesel and I drive a 2015 Ford F250 Diesel. Love those diesels. About a year ago the engine light came on in the truck. I scanned the system and it said my particulate sensor was faulty. I went to my l...	wuga	15	1728	Jun 30, 2020 by Livetodrive
	Man, it's way too quiet here... (Preview) .......so I thought I'd write a short blurb. We have a half acre of grapes as part of our place here in Vineland. There are Concord ( blue), Fredonia ( blue) and Niagara ( white). Most of the plants are older than me ( 62), planted by my Great Grandfather and haven't seen a pesticide in over 40 years. My wife...	Iwannagofast	16	1843	Jun 9, 2020 by scotty
	building something .. well, ...else.. (Preview) so ten years ago I bought a nice not to spendy plasma TV. it had among other things a connector for a computer monitor cable.. nice but I didn't then yet have a computer.. following spring ... I finally buy a computer .. march / April 2010 that cost about three hun and lasted about a year before the CPU bur...	DJD	3	954	Jun 6, 2020 by 123pugsy
	St Thomas this weekend? (Preview) is ONDR racing this weekend?	FX64 WAGON	0	814	Jun 1, 2020 by FX64 WAGON
	Covid closed borders (Preview) How long do we think borders will be closed . I wanna put my drag car and my gasser project on evil bay , But sad fact is borders and covid . F Liberals F Tam F covid . I don't need to sell this stuff , I just wanna get rid of them . Its time . And also previewing my ad a flag jumped up about international shipping . I...	77	10	1429	May 4, 2020 by 77
	How's everyone doing up there? (Preview) This lockdown craziness here in Illinois is driving most crazy. I suppose its needed to stop this virus, but I wonder how much of what we see and hear on the so called news is real? I'm blessed with some contracting work that involves me working alone. How about the rest of you?	cr55	8	1005	Apr 26, 2020 by 69SS454
	Car Movies (Preview) www.ranker.com/list/all-car-movies-or-list-of-car-movies/all-genre-movies-lists	poncho62	5	1158	Apr 11, 2020 by poncho62
	Garbage / recycling day (Preview) The people who pick up the trash and recycling advised that we wear gloves when putting out and taking in our cans and bins. They said that they touch thousands of cans and bins a day and if the virus can adhere to surfaces (which it can) than we should take precautions.	Cuddles	5	1285	Mar 30, 2020 by 123pugsy
	Car appraisal (Preview) I just received a notice from insurance co my policy is coming due. Its been a few years since i last had apraisal done so its time to have another. Looking for recomendation of apprairer in the Fort Erie Niagara area.	51 Styline	11	1594	Mar 27, 2020 by 427CARL
	Something to help occupy some time (Preview) Has anyone else been following this type of racing?: Some of the earlier stuff is pretty wild.	Iwannagofast	4	1097	Mar 24, 2020 by 77
	Virus Cure (Preview)	51 Styline	0	911	Mar 23, 2020 by 51 Styline
	Try this for Virus Cure (Preview) -- Edited by 51 Styline on Monday 23rd of March 2020 10:16:37 AM	51 Styline	0	893	Mar 23, 2020 by 51 Styline
	chores (Preview) Well it is almost Spring and for me that means chores. So for those of you who find themselves doing yard work, I may be able to assist. If anyone has high branches they need trimmed (cut off), I made a tool that I found out later you can buy but you can make one yourself. And if you are close enough, I can sh...	Cuddles	4	933	Mar 17, 2020 by 123pugsy
	mo videos (Preview) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nzkr4F_4Xlo https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kz_Z-wpzn3E https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HUhrxq_5VQs	DJD	1	1213	Mar 1, 2020 by 427CARL
	Todays funny (Preview) Miss Beatrice, the church organist, was in her eighties and had never been married. She was admired for sweetness and kindness to all. One afternoon the pastor went to check on her and she showed him into her quaint sitting room. She invited him to have a seat while she prepared tea. As he sat facing he...	51 Styline	5	1043	Feb 13, 2020 by 427CARL
	Colour suggestions for AMT Nomad kit build.. (Preview) have the Kit below - had it for years I have no clue what to paint it so I haven't bothered... BUT I got's the urge to ..do , something as I'm bored and it's cold out sky blue , pale yellow , coral and any shade of booger or up chuck are out of consideration.. thank you for your input IT may be small but I might h...	DJD	14	1034	Feb 8, 2020 by Larry
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