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FOXBORO, ONT

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Two guys, one old, one young, are pushing their carts around Wal-Mart   when they collide.

The old guy says to the young guy, "Sorry about that. I'm looking for my wife,   and I guess I wasn't paying attention to where I was going."

The young guy says, "That's OK, it's a coincidence. I'm looking for my wife, too...
I can't find her and I'm getting a little desperate."

The old guy says, "Well, maybe I can help you find her... what does she look like?"

The young guy says,  "Well, she is 27 yrs. old, tall, with red hair, blue eyes, is buxom...wearing no bra, long legs,   and is wearing short shorts. What does your wife look like?'

To which the old guy says, "Doesn't matter,   --- let's look for yours."

 

 



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TRENTON, ONT & SOUTH CAROLINA

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That is something you don't see at Walmart,LOL

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PORT HOPE, ONT

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Ha Ha Ha, Yes I am guilty of finding that funny. Thanks Shag Ed

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A little boy gets lost in Walmart. The security guy offers to help him. The boy says he was with his Grandad and got seperated. Security guy says "OK, lets look for him. What's he like?" The boy says "Crown Royal and girls with big tits.

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Young Shamus at the age of 8 , had started biting and actually eating his finger nails , right down to the bed . His Mum tried several things , kids book s , advice from other parents and nothing would stop him . Finally one day , in a fit , she gave him a good scolding . Shamus ... If you dont stop biting and eating your finer nails , one day your belly is going to start to grow and grow and grow . AND one day it will explode . Do You Hear Me SHAMUS . Yes Mum he says . The next day riding home from school on the trolley he noticed a young girl . All flushed with the excitement and worry of being nine months pregnant . Shamus couldnt believe his eyes . He couldnt stop staring at her . She noticed , and after a few minutes she asked young man , your staring at me ??. Do you know me ? No , Miss . he says .... BUT I know what you,ve been doing .

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