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NIAGARA FALLS, ONT

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Miss Beatrice, the church organist, was in her eighties and had never been married. She was admired for sweetness and kindness to all. One afternoon the pastor went to check on her and she showed him into her quaint sitting room. She invited him to have a seat while she prepared tea. As he sat facing her old pump organ, the young minister noticed a cut-glass bowl sitting on top of it. The bowl was filled with water. In the water floated, of all things, a condom! When she returned with tea and scones, they began to chat. The pastor tried to stifle his curiosity about the bowl of water and its strange floater, but soon it got the better of him and he could no longer resist. "Miss Beatrice", he said, "I wonder if you would tell me about this?" pointing to the bowl. "Oh, yes" she replied, "isn't it wonderful? I was walking through the park a few months ago and I found this little package on the ground. The directions said to place it on the organ, keep it wet and that it would prevent the spread of disease. Do you know I haven't had the flu all winter!" The pastor fainted.



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SCARBOROUGH, ONT

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faith
it's a wonderful thing..

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OAKVILLE, ONT

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ROFL the innocents of the old girl

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no way to edit should read innocence

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click "more" top right corner
-see edit button

though edit button may have a user time limit like 12 or 24 hours
most sites work like that

 

yesterday is forever

today you can fiddle with all you like

kinda like life lol



-- Edited by DJD on Thursday 13th of February 2020 03:41:15 PM

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biggrin   I wondered about that .  We didn't have a organ , so we put it on piano 



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