An older gentleman goes to the doctor, he's concerned about his memory loss. The doctor says it's normal to lose some of your memory as you age, but if you're really concerned, keep a note pad and a pencil in your pocket and write everything down. Satisfied, he goes home to his wife.
One evening they are watching tv and the man gets up off the couch.
Wife: where are you going?
Husband: I'm going to the kitchen for a glass of water.
Wife: could you bring me back a dish of ice cream?
Husband: sure.
Wife: are you going to remember? should you write it down?
Husband: yea, I'll remember that.
Wife: ok then, could you put chocolate syrup and sprinkles on it?
Husband: sure
Wife: are you going to remember? should you write it down?
Husband: yea, I'll remember that.
Away he goes. He's gone for 15 minutes and he comes back and gives his wife a plate of bacon and eggs.
She looks at the food, then looks at him and says: I told you to write it down, you forgot my toast!
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