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FOXBORO, ONT

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>> Enjoy😂
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>>
>> A man thought his wife  wasn't hearing as well as she used to and he thought
>> she might need a hearing aid.
>>
>> Not quite sure how to approach her, he called the family Doctor to discuss the
>> problem.
>>
>> The Doctor told him there is a simple informal test the husband could perform
>> to give the Doctor a better idea about her hearing loss.
>>
>> 'Here's what you do,' said the Doctor, 'stand about 40 feet away from her, and
>> in a normal conversational speaking tone see if she hears you.  If not, go to
>> 30 feet, then 20 feet, and so on until you get a response.'
>>
>> That evening, the wife is in the kitchen cooking dinner, and he was In the
>> den.  He says to himself, 'I'm about 40 feet away, let's see what happens.'
>>
>> Then in a normal tone he asks, 'Honey, what's for dinner?'
>>
>> No response.
>>
>> So the husband moves closer to the kitchen, about 30 feet from his wife and
>> repeats,
>> 'Peg, what's for dinner?'
>>
>> Still no response.
>>
>> Next he moves into the dining room where he is about 20 feet from his Wife and
>> asks,
>> 'Honey, what's for dinner?'
>>
>> Again he gets no response.
>>
>> So, he walks up to the kitchen door, about 10 feet away.
>> 'Honey, what's for dinner?'
>>
>> Again there is no response.
>>
>> So he walks right up behind her. 'Peg, what's for dinner?'
>> (I just love this)
>>
>> 'For God’s sake, Bob, for the FIFTH time, CHICKEN!'



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HAMILTON, ONT

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LOVE IT!



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MARKHAM, ONT

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Good one.

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CAMPBELLFORD, ONT

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Haha.... my wife has the exact same problem!

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PORT HOPE, ONT

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Huh , can you repeat that a little louder, please? Ed

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