Jeff Gordon announced today that he was firing his entire pit crew.This announcement followed Gordon's decision to take advantage of President Obama's scheme to employ Black Harlem youngsters. The decision to hire them was brought about by a recent documentary on how unemployed Black youths from Harlem were able to remove a set of wheels in less than 6 seconds without proper equipment, whereas Gordon's existing crew could only do it in 8 seconds with thousands of dollars’ worth of high tech equipment.
It was thought to be an excellent and bold move by Gordon's management team, as many races are won or lost in the pits.
However, Gordon got more than he bargained for. At the crew's first practice session, not only was the inexperienced Black crew able to change all 4 wheels in under 6 seconds, but within 9 seconds they had changed the paint scheme, altered the VIN number, and sold the car to Dale Earnhardt Jr.for 10 cases of Bud, a bag of weed, and some photos of Jeff Gordon's wife in the shower.
I bumped into Jeff Gordon at/on Alcatraz several years back. Nascar was in town (San Fran) for the upcoming weekends race at Sears Point/Infineon Raceway.
Not to be rude but ... what did the "brothers" do with the shower pics?
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If at first you don't succeed you do have options ... lower your standards or just plain quit are the two I usually choose from :)
LMAO I was at the daytona 500 in 05 he was talking to some fans whinning about something,when he won the race everyone seated around us booed him then on the podium he was whinning about being cut off on the track??? Pictures
