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427CARL


CLINTON, ONT

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Scotsman Moves To Canada...


A Scotsman moves to Canada and attends his first baseball game.
The first batter approaches home plate, takes a few swings and then hits a double.
Everyone is on their feet screaming "Run!"
The next batter hits a single.
The Scotsman listens as the crowd again cheers "RUN RUN!"
The Scotsman is  enjoying the game and begins screaming with the fans.
The fifth batter comes up and four balls go by. The Umpire calls, "Walk."
The batter starts his slow trot to first base.
The Scot stands up and screams, "Run ye lazy bastard, RRRRUN!"
The people around him begin laughing.
Embarrassed, the Scot sits back down.
A friendly fan notes the man's embarrassment, leans over and explains,
                        "He can't run -- he's got four balls."
The Scot stands up again and screams, "Walk with pride, Laddie, Walk with prrrride!"
 
 



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LMAO,Good one! Dave will appreciate baseball now.

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Slammed 35 wrote:

LMAO,Good one! Dave will appreciate baseball now.

 When does the season start? and who do I cheer for?

 

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Very shortly, they are in pre-season games now in Florida!! Your home team will be the Toronto Blue Jays but you can pick any of the other teams too!!!!

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dualquadpete wrote:

Very shortly, they are in pre-season games now in Florida!! Your home team will be the Toronto Blue Jays.

 Not if you're smart, you wouldn't



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Reminds me of the original Scottish version of the "Stone's" Hey you, Get offa my cloud. The old (or is that AULD?) Scots version is "Hey Mc Cloud, get offa my Ewe!"

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