now im not the worlds best driver on any given day but i do force myself to obey the most basic of traffic rules, stopping at red lights and stop signs. of course today a woman decided to roll a stop sign just so she could have the honour of cutting me off. well i rolled up right beside her at the next sign of which she actually did stop and i said, hey you have to stop at stop signs you know, to which she replied oh i stopped back there, of which i said no you didnt you dumb byatch, you also cut me off thank you very much. funny she didnt seem to appreciate my response. there should be red light cameras at every interesection. the only way to tame these morons is to teach them by repeated fines.
I always stop when turning right on a red light(even out in the country) so one day at the turn off the light is red so I stop and the guy behind starts to blow his horn at me so I point to the red light and wait a few more seconds and then turned the corner. He did not stop but just pulled behind me and followed me in the 60 zone until he could speed by and then turn off about a mile ahead. I also try and spend at least a couple of seconds at a stop sign.
Was in Port Huron Michigan yesterday, cruisin along Pine Grove, everybody is tootin along at the speed limit, things are good. All of a sudden the little blue car ahead of us stops at a green light. We got stopped, the guy behind us chirps his tires and gets real close but whoa's up in time. You could hear horns honking but no bangs or breaking glass. Meanwhile, the baseball cap 'n' ponytail driving the blue car is in a panic on the cell phone looking all around the area, totally oblivious to what's going on behind her. ( We figured she can't find the store with the shoes on sale.) The light has gone through yellow and is now red. A suv comes flying up from behind us and roars to a halt beside her, the suv passenger is reaming her a new one. I look over and I ask the guy driving our pick up if we had bullet proof glass? Cap 'n' ponytail floors it and makes a right on the red, just about clobbers another car and cuts him off disappearing in the huge parking lot of parked cars. Light turns green and everyone carries on, suv keeps going straight through, everybody behind us seemed to ignore the blue car a well. Didn't even get to see a hand gun anywhere, guess that's how it's done in Michigan. We went to Harbour Freight and calmed our nerves by looking at tools.......that wasn't working, so I bought some.
so im at intersection tonite waiting for light to change. people walking dog approach, crossing light turns to red, light still green so person waiting turns right on the red, dumb asses walking dog flip out as they were attempting to cross against the dont walk, waving thier arms around. as they cross i say, hey it says dont cross, why you freaking out on guy in van? it was green they said. i know i said, that still doesnt mean you can cross you morons. of course as they are crossing light goes to yellow then red. what a pair of fools
all though you will get better gas mileage
