when we were kids , my dad had a service station ( BP then Gulf ) , every now and again my dad would take uswith him on a saturday to give mom a break , well 1 day we got home after being at the staion and decided i decided to play gas staion guy and filled all the cans with in reach of my garden hose with water , i was 6 or 7 ,, my father was mad and fixed all the cars , hey i didnt know
At 8 and 10 My older brother and I use to hang drop out the second floor window and sneak my Moms car out of the underground to go joyriding. We would siphon gas along the way. Mom never could figure out how she would have more gas in the car in the am than when she went to bed. Thought she had a magic car.
Ill have to side with fordy. But at grade 8 graduation the school principal did tell my mother not to worry about me finishing high school because Ill be in the penitentiary. Nice
Ill have to side with fordy. But at grade 8 graduation the school principal did tell my mother not to worry about me finishing high school because Ill be in the penitentiary. Nice
So are you posting this from your cell or the general inmate area? Just askin' !!
when i lived down east , had a boot lager live 2 doors down , we were under age, we d go there on weekend ,get pi$$ed up and some 1 would do something wrong , put the old guy over the edge, he d start shootin ( really ) a whole bunch of us high tailing it through the woods .. some messed up times there,
Ill have to side with fordy. But at grade 8 graduation the school principal did tell my mother not to worry about me finishing high school because Ill be in the penitentiary. Nice
Chicken joint ,backed up to the park where we used to hang around way back when.They sold pre cooked fried chicken to take home and for large orders to be reheated later.They would sometimes have fried chicken cooling out back befor they wraped it up and the we would know it was there because the smell was strong.Well lets just say when you have a bunch of hungry kids, following the smell of fresh fried chicken,cooling on racks out back of the store,well sometime they might just have had to cook somemore to fill that order .
I somehow also got the blame for pouring the box of IvorySnow washing detergent into the fountain at a small office complex in Mimico where I grew up.Got caught because I was admiring my handy work and was spotted by the cops.He asked what I was doing,looked at the suds,looked at the soap powder on my shoes and walked away laughing.Probably would have shot me today. Ed
I was going to post this as a joke, but it’s not really funny…. kinda sad really.
Scenario 1:
Jack goes quail hunting before school and then pulls into the school parking lot with his shotgun in his truck’s gun rack.
1957 – Vice Principal comes over, looks at Jack’s shotgun, goes to his car and gets his shotgun to show Jack.
2013 – School goes into lock down, FBI called, Jack hauled off to jail and never sees his truck or gun again. Counselors called in for traumatized students and teachers.
Scenario 2:
Johnny and Mark get into a fist fight after school.
1957 – Crowd gathers. Mark wins.. Johnny and Mark shake hands and end up buddies.
2013 – Police called and SWAT team arrives—they arrest both Johnny and Mark. They are both charged them with assault and both expelled even though Johnny started it.
Scenario 3:
Jeffrey will not be still in class, he disrupts other students.
1957 – Jeffrey sent to the Principal’s office and given a good paddling by the Principal. He then returns to class, sits still and does not disrupt class again.
2013 – Jeffrey is given huge doses of Ritalin. He becomes a zombie. He is then tested for ADD. The school gets extra money from the state because Jeffrey has a disability.
Scenario 4:
Billy breaks a window in his neighbor’s car and his Dad gives him a whipping with his belt..
1957 – Billy is more careful next time, grows up normal, goes to college and becomes a successful businessman.
2013 – Billy’s dad is arrested for child abuse. Billy is removed to foster care and joins a gang. The state psychologist is told by Billy’s sister that she remembers being abused herself and their dad goes to prison. Billy’s mom has an affair with the psychologist.
Scenario 5:
Mark gets a headache and takes some aspirin to school.
1957 – Mark shares his aspirin with the Principal out on the smoking dock.
2013 – The police are called and Mark is expelled from school for drug violations. His car is then searched for drugs and weapons.
Scenario 6:
Pedro fails high school English.
1957 – Pedro goes to summer school, passes English and goes to college.
2013 – Pedro’s cause is taken up by state. Newspaper articles appear nationally explaining that 'teaching English as a requirement for graduation is racist'. ACLU files class action lawsuit against the state school system and Pedro’s English teacher. English is then banned from core curriculum. Pedro is given his diploma anyway but ends up mowing lawns for a living because he cannot speak English.
Scenario 7:
Johnny takes apart leftover firecrackers from the Fourth of July, puts them in a model airplane paint bottle and blows up a red ant bed.
1957 – Ants die.
2013 – ATF, Homeland Security and the FBI are all called. Johnny is charged with domestic terrorism. The FBI investigates his parents —and all siblings are removed from their home and all computers are confiscated.
Johnny’s dad is placed on a terror watch list and is never allowed to fly again.
Scenario 8:
Johnny falls while running during recess and scrapes his knee. He is found crying by his teacher, Mary. Mary hugs him to comfort him.
1957 – In a short time, Johnny feels better and goes on playing.
2013 – Mary is accused of being a sexual predator and loses her job. She faces 3 years in State Prison… Johnny undergoes 5 years of therapy.
WHAT HAPPENED ?
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My cousin & I bought about 2000 fire crackers & took 'em all apart on our kitchen table. He lit one of the wicks they used to twist them all together once we had them separated. Wick burned down to his finger and thumb so he dropped it - on the pile of firecrackers. They ended up in every room in the house, 30 years later I found a couple in a cold air return while doing renovations for my folks.
Heres another way to use firecrackers.We used to tak the green army men and set them up in a sandy area in the back yard.we would buy a pack of the tiny red poppers seperate them and then toss them at the other guys army.whoever had the most left standing when the pack was used up won.The laying down guy with the rifle was always the hardest.Another thing we used to do was to get cheap plastic cars and trucks and adapt them to our slotcar chasies.We would take the set outside and tie a couple of wicks together and light them and see who could get the most laps in before the firecracker went off.Bonis points if you made laps with the car on fire.Come to think of it where were our parents. Ed
WE USE TO GO DOWN TO PRINCE EDWARD COUNTY TO NOTH BEACH NOW A PROVICEL PARK A FARMER HAD A CHIKEN COUP OUT ON THE BACK OF HIS BARN WE STOLE SOME AND WENT IN TO TRENTON AND THROUGH THEM IN THE SYELINE RETURANT VERY FUNNY AT THE TIME
Used to pour lighter fluid onto my bicycle tires and light it up at night while riding down the street. Looked awesome! Pour lighter fluid into an old wine bottle,shake it up and drop a match into it. WOOOOF!!!! Cut up an extension cord and tape the bare ends on each end of an old D battery. Bury it then plug it in....usually went off like a grenade. my buddy stole 2 cases of dynamite caps. We blew up everything....
-- Edited by Ratmotor on Sunday 22nd of September 2013 08:28:08 AM
One of my funniest memories was one night we're out cruisin around listening to CKLW , and bored we take a sort of back road for a change. We see a gate open at a gravel pit that we had never seen open before, always locked. Ok, so drive in to see whats in there, and find a car parked over in the corner with TWO guys in it,, PLUS a known to us lady.
Turn around and as we drive out leaving them alone, we see WOW!! The padlock for the gate is hangin there on a chain!!
Jump out close the gate and LOCK IT!! Lol
Gotta watch this, so we park down the road a 100ft or so. Out comes the car in a bit, and slams on the brakes at the gate. PANIC!! The two guys jump out,, yankin and pullin on the gate in the headlights, She, the driver climbs out Shouting now, They pop the trunk and try to pry the chain and lock with a tire iron. No luck, next they try a claw hammer, no luck, she comes around the car with a HANDSAW,,,, And FREAKIN out ,,starts trying to saw the chain!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Just then headlights are commin down the road, so we drive away with the lights off for a bit, drive around a few Square miles then go back to see what's happening.
The car is now GONE, the gate is relocked!!
We figure the old lad who owned the pit heard the racket and seen the lights on and came over and let them out!! Lol The womans poor husband must have wondered WHY his handsaw was SO DULL!!!!!!
The first time i was in "Pursuit" of a police cruiser! (Instead of the other way around.) Lol
Us guys hung out together most nights at a Sunoco service station. After closing at 11Pm, we'd grab a bite to eat then cruise the main drag as so many guys did those days.
One night in late fall, it was getting frosty at night, we went by a VW dealership, and noticed steam or exhaust comming up behind the corner of the shop section. It was obvious a car was in behind there and idling.
Turning around to go check it out, i pulled in back with my high beams on,, and,,,,,,,,,,,,,
Here is a known to us cop with the cruiser, with,,, another guys wife!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
They both look around in my headlights , he throws the old 352 ford in drive and takes off.
I floor my old 261 poncho, and start chasing him. He's making distance between us, but we know where he is headed, as we knew where this lady lived. He's up to 70MPH , (in a 30MPH zone,) and as we pullover a hill, he is pulling away from her house, and he is speeding off, now alone. Never saw him on patrol the rest of the night.
My second and last "Pursuit" of a police cruiser:
(This was a friendly hilarious one that probably would NEVER happen today!!)
Again cruisin the main drag late at night we see the cruiser parked stting in a used car lot.
Noticing that the driver is a heck of a nice cop, never hassled any of us, and actually chuckled at our pranks we played on some guys, I drive around the block, and sneak up behind him with my lights off. He sits there a minute then takes off.
Finding him again, 1/2 hour later, again he is sitting in the car lot.
We sneak across the street , no lights on, and then pull my lights on and back away behind a building,then peek out at him again, did this a couple of times.
Then all of a sudden he goes burning rubber (with no lights on), taking off around the corner, I had a 283 then so chase him in pursuit. I was able to keep up to him, and around corners he went , almost once broadsliding the old cruiser as it was sandy at the intersection, tires were squealing, and we're busting our guts laughing!!!!!!!!!!!!
This lasted about another 2-3 minutes, then he slowed down and pulled on his headlights and casually drove off down the main drag.
Laughed about that a number of times after talking to him, he was having a boring night, and being not much older than us, decided to have some fun!!
A great guy, respected by us all, and eventually he had a number of promotions, and got up quite high in that force.
This happened long ago actually in 1961. "The night the cops couldn't find the cruiser".
Back in those days the cops on the night beat used to stop at all businesses and check all the doors windows etc to see if everything was secure.
Any businesses that were on the edge of town, a cop would drive around to each in a cruiser.
One night some friends of mine were headin home after a couple of beers, and A guy we always called "Yukon Eric" was in the car, when they noticed a Cruiser pull in to check the doors at a tune up shop.
The cop got out and with his flashlight walked around the back of the shop to check the doors.(Leaving the cruiser running.)
My friends stopped and Yukon jumped out, Jumped into the cruiser, (a 61 chev 283 , three on the tree, ) and took off with it, They followed him not knowing just were the hell he was going,, and he drove it out to the river flats, down an old trail, and buried it good and stuck in MUD!! They picked him up and all headed home.
The other two cruisers spent all night trying to find that car, and in the early morning someone phoned the police station and reported a cruiser sitting down in the river flats!!
Yukon was never apprehended for this deed, but it sure was laughed about for years.
one of my younger cousins fell through the ice while we were playing on the pond we werent suppose to play on. hes soaked and frozen, we rush him home, dry him out and bribe him with chocolate bars to not squeal on us, we stuff his snowmobile suite behind some cabinet in the basement of my uncles/aunts house. little bugger blackmails us for about a month or hell tell on us. 20 years later my uncle finds snowmobile suit in basement while having new furnace installed. hope he doesnt read this forum.
AS i posted above back in those days the cops on the night beat checked businesses for security.
Again at the nightly Sunoco station meetings, after closing we're standing outside talking, and one of the guys says i just seen officer ********** up the road a ways he's on duty checking doors. Now we knew he would be down that way shortly, and would be checking a business across the street from the Sunoco.
Now Officer **** was a new rookie and being a dick head pulling all the guys over checking licenses , insurance etc, stating the mufflers were too noisy etc, so he was not popular at all.
One of the guys lived just up the street and had a BIG dog. So off he heads for home and comes back, and slips over to the business across the street, and slathers the shop door knob with fresh dog ****!!
We wait, and here comes the new rookie.
Gets out lookin tough as he always did, and goes and grabs the door knob,, then stops,, looks at his hand, then smells it,, then gets into the cruiser and drives off with the clean hand to go get cleaned up!!
We're all busting up laughing, wondering what the cops at the station said when he arrived!!!
back in 77???? lived in New Glasgow N.S .. our town cops went on strike , i had a 67 fairlaine , 289 , 4bbl,jacked in the rear , on SS s ,, thing to do back in the day . they had their picket line right on the main st.. all of us ( probably 15 low budget hotrods ) would pull up in the early evening put bleach under the tires and do burn outs all night long , cops would just watch this all night long . we d go sit with them with beer , some would spark up if you know what i mean , we were livin ..RCMP would watch but not do anything as i think there to make sure no looting ,, young and dumb we d race and burn out. well when that strike ended we all paid ,they remembered the hell we raised , lookin back , some of the best times id ever had.... a few moons ago....
heres 1 , same town, out roadtrippin , lots of beer on the extreme back roads , came across a long abandoned home , there was a old trunkof old womens dresses and night gowns ( we re talkin 1940s-1950s ) well were totally pissed up and ART the drunkest decides to take off his stuff and put on all this old blommers and and whatever else he could find .. so we leave and sure enough we get pulled over by the RCMP . ( on any other given night theyd take our booze and make us walk home ) but not this night , they took us all in,, steady parade of a bunch of police come to the cell to see art in the old bloomers , yeah we were criminals , lol
I loved sex at a early age 
