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58Chev


ETOBICOKE, ONT

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Life just gets better as you get older doesn't it.

I was in a Starbucks Coffee shop recently when my stomach started rumbling and I realized that I desperately needed to fart.
The place was packed but the music was really loud so to get relief and reduce embarrassment I timed my farts to the beat of the music.
After a couple of songs I started to feel much better. I finished my coffee and noticed that everyone was staring at me..

I suddenly remembered that I was listening to my Ipod.... and how was your day ?



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el toro


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Well I can't trust a fart any more. The first thing I look for when I go anywhere is the ****ter. What's an Ipod.

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fatstax


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heck if i was in the hipster shrine known as starbucks i would let it rip and ask the yuppie wannabes to rate it as i left



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GOOD ONE!! Lol

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janies dirty 37


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Lmao



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Cat in the Hat


BRANTFORD, ONT

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Ever try to find a public phone lately?

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I tried to call a customer ,to find an address, from a pay phone the other day .The number I was given was a416 area code and I was in 905 area .I finally got an operater and she asked how I was going to pay for the long distance call .Since I don't have any cards I told her that it would be cash and I had about $2.80 in coins .She laughed and said nice try minimum charge is $5.85.Holy crap I wasn't calling B.C..Turns out the guy in the varity store knew the customer so it worked out but geeze $5.85 for a call.By the way the opperators ridicule cost me 50cents cause the change return didn't work either. Ed

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slim


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Grumpsbodyworks wrote:

Ever try to find a public phone lately?

 They had a few in Hamilton at Jackson square had to take them out because if the drug dealers weren't on them some other low life would be rolling the coin box .



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Cat in the Hat


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So Slim. What do you think Hemikev did with all those quarters?

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slim


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When he gets his strength back.   Id bet he puts them in a sock and beats you about the head with it. Then maybe a nice trip to the sundowner. biggrinbiggrinbiggrin



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JohnnyBgood


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Ive been to the Sundowner.....several time...quarters ain't going to do it....

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Gazoo


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JohnnyBgood wrote:

Ive been to the Sundowner.....several time...quarters ain't going to do it....

 I can't remember when quarters would do it.



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slim


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Ya I know but I had to add something cheerfull and upbeat . Cant really continue flogging someone else with your  sock.... well ... you could ..... if you happend to live in Hamilton.  



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slim wrote:

Ya I know but I had to add something cheerfull and upbeat . Cant really continue flogging someone else with your  sock.... well ... you could ..... if you happend to live in Hamilton.  

 HaHaha!



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