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flatblack55delivery


PORT HOPE, ONT

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Hey guys I just heard a new rule about buying your wife a Christmas gift.I am old enough to know not to buy anything she can clean the house with,and never buy anything with a cord attached(too easy to swing it at you with )now I just found out that it is not a good idea to buy her gift at the same place I buy my gas,who knew.  Ed



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Sacotu


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i just ordered a wood dash kit for my wifes hhr. hope she likes it.

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I was planning on my best Shop coveralls with a clean rag in my pocket and taking her to McDonalds for a coke and a burger Christmas day..It's been a tough year with the Liberals in office and paying the heat Hydro bill is about I can afford this Christmas..as The Mcgwuinty Scrooge Liberals have taken all our Christmas money this year ..I hope Rudolph is able to get around Ontario safely dodging all those great and wonderful hydro producers of GREEN energy such as monster turbine windmills that pump out tons of cheap renewable hydro..and he will need welding goggles to protect his eyes from the glare of those renewable Solar panels that given us thousands of High paying green jobs..... These money saving GREEN energy have changed my income so much and impressed me with there efficiency I was thinking of buying her a solar panel to heat her electric blanket ..Just can't decide ..With all the new rules and the new green energy choices.. biggrin

 

Merry Christmas to all.....ho!!ho!!ho!!!...And a happy New Year

 

 

 



 



-- Edited by fatchuk on Friday 6th of December 2013 01:56:52 PM

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I Was Thinking New Stainless Taillights For Her And Now I Can't Seem To Walk To Good. ED If You Don't See Me On Tuesday Please Send HELP!!!!



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hemi43


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flatblack55delivery wrote:

never buy anything with a cord attached

 Damn !! I guess I'd better take back that parachute I bought her. I got a good deal on it because it had a few moth holes in it.wink



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wife has never been hunting before. tempted to buy her this new hunting cap designed just for wives.  merry christmas dear wink

 

 



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-- Edited by not as drunk as you thinkle peep I am on Friday 6th of December 2013 02:36:58 PM

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Cat in the Hat


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I bough mine a "heated tailgate" for my truck.......

If I run out of gas in the winter....it will keep her hands warm pushing me to the gas station!

Think she'll like it?

Or should i set up the cot in the garage? ( To join Dave )

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I got her two things with cords last year, and they weren't for cleaning, so the "no cord" rule is just a myth.

I got her a new lawn mower and weed wacker. biggrin



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Well , I can see you guys won't be "getting any " for a while !!

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Grumpsbodyworks wrote:

I bough mine a "heated tailgate" for my truck.......

If I run out of gas in the winter....it will keep her hands warm pushing me to the gas station!

Think she'll like it?

Or should i set up the cot in the garage? ( To join Dave )

 They don't make those for Dodge trucks !!



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Dan.....be creative...

I used a ceramice floor heater....placed it on the inside of the tailgate panel and plugged it into the cigarette lighter....

I know they are factory installed for breakdowns on chevy's.....Just tryin to keep up with you!

Dodge's dont break down like chevy's but sometime they run out of gas!

just laffin

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427CARL


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After 46 years    

My sweetheart "buys" something nice, and lets me know what I got her....wink    

 

works perfect

 

 

I just bought a loaded 2001 rust free Yukon for 1250.00   Merry Christmas to me    yea !!!



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