Favourite vehicle descriptions

teejay99 · BELLE RIVER, ONT

Favourite vehicle descriptions

DaveM · ONTARIO

Fast.

teejay99 · BELLE RIVER, ONT

Then there's " lady driven " biggrin biggrin biggrin

hemi43 · ONTARIO

POS !! First Ford and last I ever owned !!

Fordy Acres Car Farm · DORCHESTER, ONT

Dodge for Sale. Heat works. Just not at your feet. All year round, even when you'd rather have A/C. Comes with a roll of duct tape, you supply the dryer duct hose.

janies dirty 37 · SOUTH RIVER, ONT

teejay99 wrote:
Then there's " lady driven "

Ya..... I shake my head at that one. Rightly or wrongly not usually associated as a good thing with most guy's. But I know lots of people in general who don't even know how to open there hood.

You can see pretty quickly if it was maintained or not. I don't care what the ad say's. It what I see/hear when I go look/drive it.

My personal fave is needs TLC. Who the hell wants something they have to show "tender loving care"to confuse

I want to have something I can drive the crap out of.....when/if need be. But that's just me.

flatblack55delivery · PORT HOPE, ONT

Ran when parked.(10 yrs ago)
Would make a good rat rod.(no floors and parts missing)
Sitting on aS10 frame.(can't figure out how to fix it)
Already chopped ,hard work done.(can't find any glass)

MANCAVER · info@mancavestuff.ca

"no time to put into it" "too mant projects on the go"

translation = in over my head. didn't think it was this bad and don't want to put any more money into it.

Cat in the Hat · BRANTFORD, ONT

flatblack55delivery wrote:

Ran when parked.(10 yrs ago)

Would make a good rat rod.(no floors and parts missing)

Sitting on aS10 frame.(can't figure out how to fix it)

Already chopped ,hard work done.(can't find any glass)

LMFAO

Got one in the shop to fix right now

With that exact discription !!!!!!

teejay99 · BELLE RIVER, ONT

..."needs paint " ...= El Rusto Bucket

T

-- Edited by teejay99 on Sunday 12th of January 2014 10:56:45 AM

GhostPost · ONTARIO

How about 90% complete?
How about owned it for 2 weeks wife can't drive standard!
Only needs battery?
Will pass safety easily!
Will pass etest
If it will then do it.
If it needs $20 used battery get one
Your wife could not drive stick before you bought it?
Only 1 owner but I'm 3 rd in possession.
Hmm you didn't pay the taxes. ILLEGAL!!!

wolfman1 · ST GEORGE, ONT

All the hard work is done

teejay99 · BELLE RIVER, ONT

Good Ones !

Coupla oldies but goodies ....

1) " Doesn't burn a drop of oil ! " ....right , it throws about 4 quarts of oil per day on account of the blown rear main seal ...doesn't get a chance to burn

2) " Highway Miles " ....what , you live on the highway ? .... 'course it's better than "field driven " I suppose .

Iwannagofast · ONTARIO

......" never seen rain"....

DaveM · ONTARIO

Corvette engine = 1977 "Vette" 305

slim · DUNDAS, ONT

..." rare " cant find parts or its so butt ugly no one ever wanted one

GhostPost · ONTARIO

RV 3/4 Race Cam......
ba ha h ha ha....when did RV's come with race cams??? WTF is a 3/4 race cam????

Turns heads....
( also means click on next ad).....

slim · DUNDAS, ONT

3/4 race cam the history behind the name

http://www.hemmings.com/mus/stories/2008/02/01/hmn_feature17.html

-- Edited by slim on Sunday 12th of January 2014 03:20:31 PM

hemi43 · ONTARIO

GhostPost wrote:
RV 3/4 Race Cam......
ba ha h ha ha....when did RV's come with race cams??? WTF is a 3/4 race cam????

Turns heads....
( also means click on next ad).....

Usually based on a SBC cam, because 25% of the lobes have been wiped off !! biggrin biggrin

sasquatch · NORTH BAY, ONT

Thanks for the great story on Winfields slim, enjoyable reading.

58Chev · ETOBICOKE, ONT

teejay99 wrote:
Then there's " lady driven "

If they drive anything like my wife, I wouldn't touch it. evileye hmm

teejay99 · BELLE RIVER, ONT

Same with my step daughter ...able to turn a 15k car into a $500 junker in about 3 years

fatstax · COBOURG, ONT

i knew this guy in this area who died a couple of years ago, he had a car dealership, his handle was hollywood as he wore mirrior shades pretty much all the time and all his cars were cherries as he would call them. nice guy actually but smooth as glass he was, could sell anything

teejay99 · BELLE RIVER, ONT

Haven't heard the "cherry " expression for a looong time ....it was the same as "mint" .

workin class · FINCH, ONT

RUST FREE!!! no charge for the rust. Went and looked at a "restorable" 57 Chevy sedan delivery only thing left was the roof. Seller says the make patch panels for the rest.

Cat in the Hat · BRANTFORD, ONT

Last time i heard CHERRY i was in high school

And they didnt last long !

teejay99 · BELLE RIVER, ONT

biggrin biggrin Veddy Bad Man , Veddy Bad . biggrin biggrin

slim · DUNDAS, ONT

90% rust free .... no one ever does the math but on a 3500 lb car that's 350 lbs of rust .

cheyenne · VIENNA, ONT

The one add statement / description that I am always leary of,..and wonder if the seller is actually being a little Too Honest, ( in his own way ),...." WONT LAST LONG !! ",...One could take that a number of ways,...does he actually mean that the car won't last long advertised,..( now that he has advertised it ).....or,...that it is going to puke it's guts out all over the highway any time now, ?? Thats a scary one to try and decipher.

-- Edited by cheyenne on Monday 13th of January 2014 01:28:32 AM

johnod · SOUTHERN ONTARIO

Restored, I always like that one, then they proceed to list the non OEM parts.

Cat in the Hat · BRANTFORD, ONT

"Fresh Paint and Body" = buckets of bondo to hide sins

Redneck · RODNEY, ONT

Frame off restoration, when the car is a unibody. confuse

Fordy Acres Car Farm · DORCHESTER, ONT

All original. Then goes on about new red paint (was brown), has updated disc brakes and electronic ignition.

teejay99 · BELLE RIVER, ONT

I'm wondering about one of the newer descriptions ..." rotisserie restoration " ....for me it brings to ,mind a couple of guys sitting beside the Barbie while chicken is spinning around the rotisserie as the guys slap a couple of gallons of bondo an their project . Maybe , maybe not . biggrin biggrin

T

ElwoodBlues · SOUTHERN ONT

I still chuckle at the part in "Christine" when she is referred to as a "mechanical as*h*le".

-- Edited by ElwoodBlues on Thursday 23rd of January 2014 10:52:58 PM

Dave Scott · ANCASTER, ONT

This car is too fast for me = can't afford the insurance or gas

small chip in windscreen = giant crack failed safety test and a new screen is a thousand bucks

never smoked in = by me in the last two weeks I've owned it

excellent mpg = according to the book

no knocks or rattles = when I turn up the stereo really loud

not for the feint hearted = I have never drive a fast car

quality German engineering = I can't afford to fix it

cam belt just replaced = 5 years ago by the previous owner

breaks my heart to sell it = I really need the cash asap!

sasquatch · NORTH BAY, ONT

"Lost interest due to family obligations"

(Split up and has to sell to pay off the other half.)

58Chev · ETOBICOKE, ONT

Heads completely re done 5 angle valve job ready to be installed ??

Always thought it was 3 angles..??

teejay99 · BELLE RIVER, ONT

I guess"5" is the new "3" , or maybe the guy was standing at two angles at the work bench due to adult beverages . biggrin

T

Lightspeed Mike · BELLEVILLE, ONT

Very fast, never raced. Well how do you know it's fast then. Or too afraid to blow it up.

GhostPost · ONTARIO

The one I never figured out was lost storage or no room in driveway/garage. WTf? Is it sitting in a tree now? Lost storage? How do you loose storage ?
Why would someone who is paying rent faithfully say please remove your HOTROD in the winter. ??? How do you loose storage in the winter? No room in garage or driveway???
You decided all of a sudden after years of ownership that your cherish car is no longer worth a parking spot?

427CARL · CLINTON, ONT

"killer" and / or "Sick"

newer expression for someone who powdercoats the polished rims on his 2012 Camaro Black

or buys a 80,000.00 2015 Corvette and options for black rims

or how about "Race Tranny" disbelief transmissions are transmissions

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58Chev · ETOBICOKE, ONT

Canadian Car, Never Seen Snow.