Never let retired husbands fix stuff without supervision!!
Today my wife said. "Honey, fix that gutter downspout!"
Well, as you all know, I'm retired...
I invited some of my buddies over. One brought his welder. Took us about 4 hours, and 30 beers, but we got the downspout fixed (my welder buddy gave it an artistic flair). Wife is speechless... I cannot wait for it to rain again