Bath Night In Scotland
A Scottish couple took in an 18-year-old girl as a lodger. She asked if she could have a bath,
But the woman of the house told her they didn't have a bath, although if she wanted to,
She could use a tin bath in front of the fire.
"Monday's the best night, when my husband goes out to darts," she said.
The girl agreed to have a bath the following Monday.
After her husband had gone to the pub for his darts match, the woman
Filled the bath and watched the girl get undressed. She was surprised to see that the lass
Didn't have any pubic hair. She mentioned this to her husband when he came home. He
Didn't believe her, so she said:
"Next Monday, when you go to darts, leave a little early and wait in the back garden.
I'll leave a gap in the curtains so you can see for yourself."
So the following Monday, while the girl again got undressed, the wife
Asked:
"Do you shave?"
"No," replied the girl. "I've just never grown any hair down there. Do you
Have hair?"
"Oh, yes," said the woman, and she pulled up her nightdress and showed the
Girl that she was really generously endowed in the hair department.....very
Generously indeed.
The girl finished her bath and went to bed.
Later that night, when the husband came in, the wife asked him, "Did you
See it?"
"Yes," he said, "but why the hell did you have to show her yours."
"Why ever are you worried about that?" she said. "You've seen it often
Enough before."
"I know," he said, "but the dart team hadn't!"
The Irish Millionaire Mick, from Dublin , appeared on 'Who Wants To Be a Millionaire' and toward the end of the program had already won 500,000 pounds. "You've done very well so far," said Chris Tarrant, the show's presenter,"but for a million pounds, you've only got one life-line left, phone a friend. Everything is riding on this question. Will you go for it?"
"Sure," said Mick. "I'll have a go!" "Which of the following birds does NOT build its own nest? a) Sparrow b) Thrush, c) Magpie,
d) Cuckoo?" "I haven't got a clue." said Mick, ''So I'll use me last lifeline and phone me friend Paddy back home in Dublin ."
Mick called up his mate Paddy, and told him the circumstances and repeated the question to him. "Fookin’ hell, Mick!" cried Paddy. "Dat's simple - it's a cuckoo." "Are you sure?" "I’m fookin’ sure." Mick hung up the phone and told Chris, "I'll go with cuckoo as me answer." "Is that your final answer?" asked Chris. "Dat it is."
There was a long, long pause and then the presenter screamed, "Cuckoo is the correct answer! Mick, you've won 1 million pounds!" The next night, Mick invited Paddy to their local pub to buy him a drink. "Tell me, Paddy? How in Heaven's name did you know it was da Cuckoo that doesn't build its own nest?"
. She must have a very good sense of humour
. 
