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FOXBORO, ONT

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morning,

 

 

 

 

 

A woman runs a red traffic light and crashes into a man's car. Both of their cars are demolished, but amazingly, neither of them is hurt.

 

After they crawl out of their cars, the woman says; "Wow, just look at our cars! There's nothing left, but fortunately we are unhurt. This must be a sign from God that we should meet and be friends and live together in peace for the rest of our days."

 

The man replies, "I agree with you completely. This must be a sign from God!"

 

The woman continues, "And look at this, here's another miracle. My car is completely demolished, but my bottle of wine didn't break. Surely God wants us to drink this wine and celebrate our good fortune." She then hands the bottle to the man.

 

The man nods his head in agreement, opens it, drinks half the bottle and then hands it back to the woman. The woman takes the bottle, immediately puts the cap back on, and hands it back to the man.

 

The man asks, "Aren't you having any?"

The woman replies, "Nah. I think I'll just wait for the police."

 

Adam ate the apple, too.

Men will never learn...



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AYLMER, ONT

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COLDSPRINGS, ONT

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This Happened To Me Out West....On A Tight Road (This Road Is Barely A Two Lane) In The Slocan Valley BC...I Was Coming Around A Sharp Bend Hugging The Shoulder IN MY LANE As Best I Could.....When A 4X4 Coming The Other Way Was Hugging The Same Shoulder As Me (You Guessed It CRASH). I Get Out And The Lady In The 4X4 Gets Out. Everybody Is All Right That Was A Blessing . The Lady Is Shaken Up And Sits Down On A Rock On The Side Of The Road And Asked Me If I Would Like A BEER Cus She Had An Open Case In The Truck. And No Hemi I Didn't Say Yes. So Maybe JUST Maybe I Got One Up On Adam.

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COBOURG, ONT

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sseoing that its april 1st heres a list of some tricks played today

http://www.torontosun.com/2014/04/01/april-fools-jokes-include-metric-flight-times-shoes-that-can-call-home



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