Subject: Panties on a plane
Three large black ladies were getting ready to take a plane trip for the
very first time.
The first lady said, 'I don't know bout y'all, but I'm gunna put me on sum
hot pink panties beefo' I gets on dat plane.'
Why you gonna wear dem fo?' the other two asked.
The first replied, 'Cause, if dat plane goes down and I'm out dare laying
butt-up in a conefield, dey gonna find me first.'
The second lady said, 'Well, then I'm a-gonna wear me some Floe resant
orange panties.'
'Why you gonna wear dem?' the others asked.
The second lady answered, 'Cause if dis hare plane is goin' down and I be
floating butt-up in the oshun, dey can see me first.'
The third lady says, 'Well, I aint gonna wear no panties...'
'What? No panties?' the others asked in disbelief.
The third lady says, 'Dat's right girlfriends, you hears me right. I ain't
wearing no panties cos, honey, dey always look for da black box first'
