First-year students at the OSU Vet School were attending their first anatomy class with a real dead cow. They all gathered around the surgery table with the body covered with a white sheet.
The professor started the class by telling them, "In Veterinary medicine it is necessary to have two important qualities as a doctor. The first thing is that you not be disgusted by anything involving the animal's body." For an example, the professor pulled back the sheet, stuck his finger in the butt of the cow, withdrew it, and stuck his finger in his mouth. "Go ahead and do the same thing," he told his students.
The students freaked out, hesitated for several minutes, but eventually took turns sticking a finger in the butt of the dead cow and sucking on it.
When everyone finished, the Professor looked at them and said, "The second most important quality is observation. I stuck in my middle finger and sucked on my index finger. Now learn to pay attention. Life's tough but it's even tougher if you're stupid.
My first life lesson with cattle was when i was about 12 ,,got home from school and Mom was in a panic dad was at work and one of the cows was birthing and the calf was turned and stuck so thats the first time i tyed a knot in a vagina with twine to save it,,,gooey but all went well,,,,,,Think about that one tonigt,
My first life lesson with cattle was when i was about 12 ,,got home from school and Mom was in a panic dad was at work and one of the cows was birthing and the calf was turned and stuck so thats the first time i tyed a knot in a vagina with twine to save it,,,gooey but all went well,,,,,,Think about that one tonigt,
i have had to do it more than once. its part of the mantra you do what you have to do.
