I laugh every time I hear this. (please read with the appropriate accent in mind)
Three nieghbours meet o the street, all car guys.
The German guy says "We had a great Christmas. I bought my wife a new Mercedes. She loves it"
The English guys says "Well I bought my wife a new Jaguar. Now she will do anything for me"
The Italian guy says "Yeah. I buy my wife a new Chevelle for Christmas"
The other two look at each other and say " Why would you do that? Why not buy a Ferrari or Alpha Romeo they have great cars and they are made in Italy"
Italian guy replies "NO! NO! I buy her a Chevelle to chevelle the snow.