....and call everyone "Brutha-man"!

I have a jonnhy depps tyle pirates of Caribbean out fit . I,m putting on kijiji soon . I,m 6 ft 245 fits ok . the woman says I can,t be a pirate 2 yrs in a row ha ha
I went to a kids toy store an looked for a parrot but ended up with a white chicken , I cut off one of his legs an gave him a wooden leg , crooked twig from back yard , an sewed his foot back onto that , he has his own pirate shirt , and eye patch , earing and sash match the costume . I sewed him onto my left shoulder , he has a beer mug in one hand / wing . His name is Spitty .
I been the cop from " I,m A liar " off utube by henry rollins band , went as a Satan,s Choice guy I knew from way way back . , nerds , tarzan nerd . gangsters , went as the scariest thing known to man kind
a proctologist , simple white smock , on back , git er dun procto 1 800 we go deep . got one dish washing glove , a little furry halo from a kids angel costume , then glued the halo to right sleeve almost to arm pit , then took brown paint and painted the halo , then smeared a chocalate brown paint all up an down the one sleeve , the one glove an all around the right hand pocket of dr coat , went to wally world bought a few different types dog treat ie bacon strips , chicken bones , found an old broken watch , the glued an sewed that all onto the one sleeve . the furry , brown , sh it stained looking halo was the depth gauge for probing , from the halo up sleeve nice an clean .
Its funny cause women were like , That's not scary .... guys were like hey whoa , get the f away from me . ha ha .
this yr I,m gonna be a doctor an my woman an friend of hers are gonna be naughty nurses ..77.

Axeually come to think of it , I morphed my old buddy , into a Teller Morrow auto mechanic from the shop on SOA . One of the woman,s friends had a pimp,s n hoe,s party , she dressed like a hoe . I redid the cop out fit . I was standing out in their back yard talking to some people , and there was some lady at the party , had been inside the house , came out into back yard , ran back in hosue , looking for chris an Jacinta , an starts telling them the police are here , there,s a cop in the back yard , they all laffed when they came out , she,s like oh that's just Angela,s husband
last year I tried to get some guys together to be the SOA,s had 8 guys lined up , one dude even with official jail house tats from Kingston , from way back . every body ended up backing out for one reason or another . so I went as one of the shop guys . I can,t decide if I,m gonna be like a ken an Barbie , Ken doctor or if I,ll be like the doctor from HomeBoy
www.youtube.com/watch
at 1;07
tough decision ha ha ..77.

well, the clown thing could be pretty scary.........tell everyone you're going as john wayne gacy !!!!!!!

Some good ones there. Keep'em coming.

night ops gi joe was cool but local bars won,t let you bring in any thing looks like weapons , plastic guns knives clubs etc .
the bumble bee one was cool , there was a dude last year was done up like iron man , that costume was unreal and home made too ..77.

You could be one of the Fruit of the Loom guy's...you could go as "Skid Mark". Put 'I'm the Fruit of the Loom guy nobody talks about.... on the front, and a big SKID MARK on the back. You can bet they would get that one.

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night ops gi joe was cool but local bars won,t let you bring in any thing looks like weapons , plastic guns knives clubs etc .
the bumble bee one was cool , there was a dude last year was done up like iron man , that costume was unreal and home made too ..77.

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 Ya I went to a poolhall, they took away my plastic gun because they said it could be used to hit someone......as I was holding a pool cue....

I,m on the left . The other nurse is my Old Lady .

 she was gonna go out with three other girls as nurses . I was gonna be a doctor , but after the woman told me they had one eggstra large costume the same as hers at the store , well things just started to happen . we had a lotta fun . people got in line to get a pic with me .

One bone head , drunk , tried to pick a fight wwith me .. it was kinda serious for a few minutes . I wasn,t really worried , the work out woulda been good for me .

best part was the realization on dudes face , when he ,s doing all his poses an trying to look menacing . and I just said to him , hey man I been done this road a few times before , and probably will be again some time , but right now you gotta realize , your drunk I,m not , and your about to get in a bar scrap with a guy in a nurse out fit , that's 6 ft an 246 lbs . Tommorow , this isn,t gonna seem like it was such a great idea , so go fuk off back to where you came from an I,m gonna forget you in about 3 seconds . he thot about it for a few secs , an left . ha ha ... loser ..

In the mens room , I,m checking  my hair in the mirror , an a really drunk guy  comes up to me an says you know , there,s some really hot nurses in here tonight , but man , this is just wrong . we all laffed ha ha ..77.

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I went out in my bathrobe and slippers...Everyone kept asking what I was?...I said.."comfortable"