my new neighbor..
 
She's single...
 
She lives right across the road.

I can see her place from my kitchen.

I watched as she got home from work this evening.

I was surprised when she walked over and up my driveway and knocked on my door.

I rushed to open it, she looks at me and says,
"I just got home, and I am so horny! I have this strong urge to have a good time, get drunk, and make love all night long!  Are you busy tonight?"

I quickly replied, "Nope, I'm free, I have no plans at all!"

She said, "Great! Could you watch my dog?"

Being a senior citizen really sucks!