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COBBLE HILL, BC

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http://vancouver.craigslist.ca/nvn/cto/4745159821.html



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ST MARYS, ONTARIO

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you know that is weird..I have seen that exact some wording used in sveral kijiji ads..so either the same dude is advertising several cars or it's a generic ad..I just seen that same wording on a fkin K-car add. for a k-car POS .. I have seen it about 4 or 5 times now..how weird is that??



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ST MARY'S, ONT

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Scammers. That car was located in a part of Calgary. You'll often see ads for neat cars from Alberta, I saw an E46 wagon like the one my wife wrecked in Saskatoon, almost identical wording, so I asked a friend to look into it, next email back, this guy's talking about how his wife is away and payment deatials and such. :(



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DORCHESTER, ONT

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fatchuk wrote:

you know that is weird..I have seen that exact some wording used in sveral kijiji ads..so either the same dude is advertising several cars or it's a generic ad..I just seen that same wording on a fkin K-car add. for a k-car POS .. I have seen it about 4 or 5 times now..how weird is that??


 The ol' "Cut and Paste" is a pretty easy operation for most of us. Perhaps someone read a similar ad and thought it was clever, humorous, witty and eye catching enough to sell their own car. A quick cut and paste, edit out anything that doesn't apply and enter any substitute info in it's place. Voila!

.....or it could be a scam. As always, buyer beware! 



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COBBLE HILL, BC

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A closer look shows Alberta plates.
Liar, liar....


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CLINTON, ONT

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2000 Pontiac Trans Am Firebirdodometer: 71800paint color : silver drive : rwdfuel : gas transmission : manualtitle status : rebuiltcylinders : 8 cylinders

OK, let me start off by saying this Pontiac Trans am is only available for purchase by the manliest of men (or women). My friend, if it was possible for a vehicle to sprout chest hair and a five o'clock shadow, this Trans am would look like Tom Selleck. It is just that manly. 

It was never intended to drive to the mall so you can pick up that adorable shirt at Abercrombie & Fitch that you had your eye on. It wasn't meant to transport you to yoga class or Bed Bath and Beyond. No, that's what your Prius is for. If that's the kind of car you're looking for, then just do us all a favor and stop reading right now. 

This car was engineered by 3rd degree ninja pirate super-warriors in the highest mountains of Japan to serve the needs of the man that cheats death on a daily basis. They didn't even consider superfluous nancy boy amenities like navigation systems (real men don't get lost), heated leather seats (a real man doesn't let anything warm his butt), or On Star (real men don't even know what On Star is). It does have leather seats to easily wipe the blood and gore off of it, t-top roof to easily climb in and out of at high speeds and a Ws6 package with traction control for those high speed chases. 

No, this brute comes with the things us testosterone-fueled super action junkies need. It has a 345 HP engine to outrun the cops and a 6 speed transmission so you know grandma wont be taking off with it when your not looking. It's saved my bacon more than once. It's got special blood/gore resistant upholstery. It even has a first-aid kit in the back. You know what the first aid kit has in it? A pint of whiskey, a stitch-your-own-wound kit and a hunk of leather to bite down on when you're operating on yourself. Actually thinking about it I'm going to keep that first aid kit, for all my upcoming manly adventures. 

My price on this bad boy is an incredibly low $12 500 but I'll entertain reasonable offers. And by reasonable, I mean don't walk up and tell me you'll give me $6000 for it. That's liable to earn you a Burmese-roundhouse-sphincter-kick with a follow up three fingered eye-jab. Would it hurt? Hell yeah. Let's just say you won't be the prettiest guy at the Coldplay concert anymore. 

There's only 44 875 miles(or for you who need help that's 71 800 km) on this rear-wheel drive hellcat from Planet Kickass. Trust me, it will outlive you and the offspring that will carry your name. It will live on as a monument to your machismo. 

Now, go look in the mirror and tell me what you see. If it's a rugged, no holds barred, super brute he-man macho Chuck Norris stunt double, then reply to this ad. I might be out hang-gliding or BASE jumping or just chilling, but leave a message and I'll get back to you. 

This car has no problems what so ever. It passed its last inspection with flying colours, and is being sold as-is. Perspective buyers are responsible for their own inspection costs, and we have a vehicle history report available. 

You know you want it.



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BELLE RIVER, ONT

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....3rd degree ninja pirate super-warriors .....that's good , right ?

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