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TOPIC: morning giggle
shag766
FOXBORO, ONT
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Jan 5, 2015
morning giggle
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A blonde heard that milk baths would make her beautiful.
She left a note for her milkman to leave 25O Litres of milk.
When the milkman read the note, he felt there must be a
Mistake, and thought that she probably meant 2.5 Litres
So he knocked on the door to clarify the point.
The blonde came to the door and the milkman said,
"I found your note asking me to leave 250 Litres of milk..
Did you mean 2.5 Litres?"
The blonde said, "No, I want 250 Litres. I'm going to fill
My bathtub up with milk and take a milk bath so I can
Look young and beautiful again."
The milkman asked, "Do you want it pasteurized?"
Wait for it, wait for it .......
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The blonde said, "No, just up to my t!ts .....
I can splash it on my eyes!
-- Edited by shag766 on Monday 5th of January 2015 04:30:36 AM
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Ninop69
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I can just picture it!!!
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