After a meeting several days ago, I couldn't find my keys.
I quickly gave myself a personal "TSA Pat Down".
They weren't in my pockets.
Suddenly I realized I must have left them in the car.
Frantically, I headed for the parking lot.
My husband has scolded me many times for leaving my keys in the car's ignition.
He's afraid that the car could be stolen.
As I looked around the parking lot, I realized he was right.
The parking lot was empty.
I immediately called the police.
I gave them my location, confessed that I had left my keys in the car, and that it had been stolen.
Then I made the most difficult call of all to my husband: "I left my keys in the car and it's been stolen."
There was a moment of silence.
I thought the call had been disconnected, but then I heard his voice.
"Are you kidding me?" he barked, "I dropped you off!"
Now it was my turn to be silent.
Embarrassed, I said, "Well, come and get me."
He retorted, "I will, as soon as I convince this cop that I didn't steal your car!"
Welcome to the golden years...
1940 Chev 1957 Chev 1965 Chev pickup 1965 Chevelle 1966 Chevelle Wagon 1970 MGB
I'd rather be in the garage! I'm old school, I use the "inches" side of the measuring tape!
Five Horses Is Her Name
This is truly mystical and deep.
Absolutely beautiful
A man asked an American Indian what was his wife's name.
He replied, "She is called Five Horses".
The man said, "That's an unusual name for your wife.
What does it mean?"
The Old Indian answered,
"It old Indian Name. It mean...
NAG, NAG, NAG, NAG, NAG!