why is purple seagull sh%t so much harder to get off then white seagull sh#t ????
Why can you have a gay pride float in the Santa Claus parade , but you can,t have a WASP one , ( this may only pertain to the sh*tty of barrie ) ..77.
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I,m as cool as Milner , but axeually a bit more like Beckwith
the old saying "when one hole closes another one opens"??
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Fords Rule ! If it ain't designed and manufactured in North America it sucks ! I don't do rice, pasta, fish and chips, sauerkraut, Ikea or other third world motor vehicle !
why is ok to name a chick sandy , sandi , or even sandee . but name one dirty , muddy or grubby and see what happens .
why do people call them selves African American when theyre not from , have never been to , cant speak any of the languages an if they could move there , They,d wanna come right back
why is it when people are mixed with Scottish blood an some other kind they always say Scottish first
why is it you call the stoooopidest person you know by the name of one of the smartest people on the planet . ie way to go einstien ..77.
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I,m as cool as Milner , but axeually a bit more like Beckwith
why do doctors spent 5 minutes washing their hands then put gloves on?
That's easy .... doctors are cheap, they re-use those rubber gloves until one tears. Those gloves also automatically turn inside out when you remove them .... yeah, you know what that means those gloves get a little "pooey" on the outside and the outside becomes the inside the next time he puts them on ...... hence the need for meticulous hand washing.
-- Edited by chips on Friday 11th of December 2015 07:13:16 PM
why do women "save" themselves for marriage but not tell us it's to their 2nd husband?
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Fords Rule ! If it ain't designed and manufactured in North America it sucks ! I don't do rice, pasta, fish and chips, sauerkraut, Ikea or other third world motor vehicle !
my wife:"why do all men just drink beer and watch hockey all winter?"
my answer " why do all beavers hibernate for the winter?"
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Fords Rule ! If it ain't designed and manufactured in North America it sucks ! I don't do rice, pasta, fish and chips, sauerkraut, Ikea or other third world motor vehicle !
If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea...does that mean that one out of five enjoys it?
Why do croutons come in airtight packages? Aren't they just stale bread to begin with?
If people from Poland are called Poles, then why aren't people from Holland called Holes?
If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled?
Why is a person who plays the piano called a pianist, but a person who drives a race car is not called a racist?
If it's true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are the others here for?If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, then doesn't it follow that electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted, cowboys deranged, models deposed, tree surgeons debarked, and dry cleaners depressed?
Do Lipton Tea employees take 'coffee breaks?'
What hair color do they put on the driver's licenses of bald men?
Why did Kamikaze pilots wear helmets ?
-- Edited by teejay99 on Thursday 17th of December 2015 12:22:03 PM
-- Edited by teejay99 on Thursday 17th of December 2015 01:36:32 PM
those gloves get a little "pooey" on the outside and the outside becomes the inside the next time he puts them on ...... hence the need for meticulous hand washing.
