While enjoying their evening ****tails at home, the wife asks her husband, in a very seductive voice, "Have you ever seen Twenty Dollars all crumpled up?"
"No," said her husband.
She gave him a sexy little smile, unbuttoned the top 3 or 4 buttons of her blouse, and slowly reached down into the cleavage created by a silky bra,and pulled out a crumpled Twenty Dollar bill.
He took the crumpled Twenty Dollar bill from her and smiled approvingly.
She then asked him, "Have you ever seen Fifty Dollars all crumpled up?"
"Uh... no, I haven't," he said, with an anxious tone in his voice. She gave him another sexy little smile, pulled up her skirt, and seductively reached into her panties... and pulled out a crumpled Fifty Dollar bill.
. He took the crumpled Fifty Dollar bill and started breathing a little quicker with anticipation.
"Now," she said, "have you ever seen $50,000 Dollars all crumpled up?" He said, "No!," trying to hide his anticipation,
Women are cagey. One day back in the 80s ,my wife phoned me at work to say she had run into my 53 Chevy .She said there was a long dent and the back bumper was hanging. Nothing I could do at that point so all day I was upset and pissed that the car was wrecked. Naturaly first thing I did when I got home was to check the car.I could only find a small scratch on the quarter and asked her why she said the bumper was hanging. She replied that if she had said that she scratched the car I would have been upset this way I was relived it was only a scratch.I never fixed that scratch as long I owned that car because I thought it was a great story. Ed