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shag766


FOXBORO, ONT

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HEARTLESS ENGLISH...
 
An English tourist was driving through Scotland when he noticed
a man on the side of the road having sex with a sheep.
A few kilometers further on he came upon a small town,
so he parked his car and went into the pub for a drink.
He grabbed a beer, sat at a table, and then took a look around the bar.
He immediately noticed a one-legged guy sitting over at a corner table,
masturbating without a care in the world.
 
The English tourist turned to the bartender and said,
"what sort of country is this?  A few kilometers back down the road there
was this guy having sex with a sheep, and now that guy in the corner
is furiously masturbating in full view of everyone."
The bartender said, "You heartless English bastard. He's only got one leg.
How do you expect him to catch a sheep?"        

 

 


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BARRIE, ONTARIO

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that was funny … Do you know why Scots invented the kilt ???? cause sheep learned to run away at the sound of a zipper

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Iwannagofast


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Apparently they're onto the rubber boot trick too - this from a buddy in Newfoundland.

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