A new Army Captain was assigned to an outfit in a remote post in the Afghanistan Desert.

During his first inspection of the outfit, he noticed a camel behind the mess tent.  
         
He asks the sergeant why the camel is kept there.  The nervous sergeant said, "Well sir, as you
know, there are   50 men here on the post & no women.  And sir, sometimes the men have 'urges'.  
That's why we have Molly The Camel".

The Captain says, "I can't say I condone this, but I understand about 'urges', so the camel can stay."  

About a month later, the Captain starts having his own 'urges'.  Crazy with passion, he asks the
sergeant to bring the camel to his tent.  

Putting a ladder behind the camel, the Captain stands on the ladder,  pulls his pants down and
has wild, insane sex with the camel.  

When he's done, he asks the sergeant, "So is that how the men do it?"
 
"No, not really, sir....they usually just ride the camel into town where the women are."