Vladimir Putin, Donald Trump, and Justin Trudeau all die and wind up in Hell. While there, they spy a red phone and ask what the phone is for. The Devil tells them it’s for calling back to Earth.
So Putin calls Russia and talks for 5 minutes. When he was finished the Devil informs him that the cost is a million dollars, so Putin writes him a cheque.
Next Donald Trump calls the U.S. and talks for 30 minutes. When he's finished the Devil informs him that the cost is 6 million dollars, so Trump writes him a cheque.
Finally Trudeau has his turn and calls Canada for 4 hours. When he's finished, the Devil informs him that there would be ‘No Charge’ and to feel free to call Canada anytime.
Putin and Trump go ballistic and ask the Devil why Trudeau got to call Canada for free. The Devil replied,
" Since Justin Trudeau became Prime Minister of Canada, the country has gone to Hell, so it's a local call! "
