"because some U.S. **********border guarding****** decided I shouldn't be allowed in HER country anymore"

Don't hold back......tell us how you really feel..........

-- Edited by poncho62 on Friday 25th of October 2013 06:52:23 PM

Link no workee Fast. (At least for me anyway.)

Hey Fast you can always come to the armdrop lots of really neet cars there and this year there were lots of old gassers or were they new ,hard to tell but lots of cool stuff.The only border to cross is #7HWY. Ed

-- Edited by flatblack55delivery on Friday 25th of October 2013 10:19:15 PM

 You should have paid better attention in health class to find out where our "ticklish spot" is.

-- Edited by janies dirty 37 on Friday 25th of October 2013 11:37:06 PM

Yes.....and for future reference...... that's "superb*tch"  to all the haters.

Janice

-- Edited by janies dirty 37 on Saturday 26th of October 2013 12:52:41 AM

yea its like forever,,,sad thing is I have been over there a half dozen times before ..no problems, no questions other than stating my buisness for going over...I did my time.. I paid my dues and everything else to get my name cleared ...pardon, passport etc..and this bitch for some unknown reason takes a disliking to me ...runs my name and bam,,,after 2 hours of gestapo treatment and questioning I get escorted back to the Canadian side , handed some papers saying I am now considered an illegal alien and told not to try crossing again...all in the mean while my wife and her sister are sitting in the American office ..because,,,they can cross...The bitch did say I could apply for a waiver after I paid the U.S. $1000.00 to get my name off the flagged list, then I could apply for a waiver for $565.00, which in her words were...you may get it, but don't count on getting across with it.....guess this should have been in the off topic section.....and now,,,back to the link!

Pardons don't do much good if your record is already on your passport.
If you have a record in Canada and it is not on your passport, then a pardon will work. But you have to wait for it to go through before you apply for a passport.
I have had a few waivers. They used to be $200. and lasted 5 years. Now they are $595. You don't have to pay anything else like the bitch told you. The waiver comes from Washington, DC and gives you permission to enter USA. It over rides the bitch at the border. My experience has always found the women border people to be the worse.
To get a waiver takes a while. Fingerprints from RCMP, etc.
I let mine run out and I think I may have to bite the bullet and spend $595 to renew it, if I want to visit the kids in North Carolina.
By the way, my record is from 1954. And I was guilty by association only.

janies dirty 37 wrote:

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 You should have paid better attention in health class to find out where our "ticklish spot" is.

-- Edited by janies dirty 37 on Friday 25th of October 2013 11:37:06 PM

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 I'm not sure how this thread ended up on this subject matter? But it sure goes along with the threads tittle, "We need things like this".

I always get a giggle out of your responses.

Gettin kinda hot up there in the north country.This a new way of keeping warm in the winter. Ed

lmao. No need to be scared Dave...... just bring your sense of humour and as usual.....I'll bring mine

the border thingey. drove truck for many years and crossed hundreds of times, no problem. about 15yrs ago me and another guy, native canadian, go to cross for some golf down south and they turn me around for something back in the late 70's here and a small thing down there, many years ago. when they run us at the border the native has a record as long as his arm and tell him he can go in but i go home. his card says north american citizen.
i get a hold of a lady in kingston that does truck drivers stuff to get across and the process starts. 2 yrs for the canadian pardon, approx 200.00, to get here and 1yr for the american one with a cost of approx 200.00 for a 5yr waiver. paid 500 plus for the next 5 yr u.s. waiver. it took about 3 months to process.
get to the border this spring going to utah to p/u 2 cars in utah i had bought. this snot nosed mid 20 something little betch says no. the waiver is 2 pages, one is a cover page and the other is the actual waiver. i had only the waiver page that i had crossed many-many times with and she demands the both pages. i even talked to her boss and he says she is right but not using common sense. no poop. 2-3hrs wasted and a 4 hr drive.
had a buddy with me and home we go. had bought 2 cartons of cigs and a bottle of grey goose for the drive down. back on the canadian side i give him the return papers and he says there has been a bunch of it just lately. didn't say nothing about the cigs and booze. i paid a guy from around here to take my truck and trailer and go get them. in hindsight that saved me a lot of bucks sending him. i don't travel cheap. lol

there is funny in everything they say. 1- when cleaning the truck before the bud leaves i find the cover page in the overhead counsil. i did have it with me--dummy. 2- when you add up the price on getting 2 cartons of cigs and a bottle of booze it pays to shop local.

anybody wanting the ladies name in kingston let me know. fast chevy if you are from up there, i was a guest for a little bit just after kelly decided he didn't like the accomodations.

-- Edited by shag766 on Sunday 27th of October 2013 08:02:39 AM

Rick..i remember the "Kelly" break quite well...cops were scared ****less..as were some citizens..and some were rooting for him LOL..i think every thing that happened here while he was on the loose was blamed on him...he died a few yrs ago..

I'm waiting for my rejection. EVERY time I cross right now it's a headache.