A husband went to the police station to file a "missing person" report for his                 

missing wife:

Husband:          I lost my wife, she went shopping & hasn't come back yet.

Inspector:         What is her height ?

Husband:         I never checked.

Inspector:         Slim or healthy ?.

Husband:         Not slim , she can be healthy.

Inspector:        Color of eyes ?

Husband:          Never noticed.

Inspector:         Color of hair ?

Husband:         Changes according to season.

Inspector:         What was she wearing?

Husband:         Not sure . It may have been  a dress or maybe a suit.

Inspector:        Was she driving?

Husband:          Yes.

Inspector:         Tell me the type & color of the car ? . . . . .

Husband:         A black Audi A8 with supercharged 3.0 litre V6 engine generating

                        333 horse power teamed with an eight-speed tiptronic automatic

                        transmission with manual mode. It has full LED headlights,  which

                        use light emitting diodes for all light functions. It  has a very thin

                        scratch on the front left door.….and then the husband started crying...

Inspector:         Don't worry sir,... . .We will find your car.