During a lady's medical examination, the doctor says:
"Your heart,lungs, pulse and blood pressure are all fine.
Now let me see the bit that gets you ladies into all kinds of
trouble."
The lady starts taking off her undies but is interrupted by
the doctor. "No!No! Leave your knickers on . . . Just stick out your
tongue!"
If brains were wire, some couldn't short circuit a firefly.
