An older gentleman was on the operating table
awaiting surgery and he insisted that his son,
a renowned surgeon, perform the operation.
As he was about to get the anesthesia, he
asked to speak to his son.
"Yes, Dad , what is it?"
"Don't be nervous, son; do your best,
and just remember, if it doesn't go well,
if something happens to me,
your mother is going to come and
live with you and your wife...."