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EASTERN ONTARIO

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These  three statements tell you a lot about government and  culture:


1. We are advised to NOT judge ALL Muslims  by the actions of a few lunatics, 
 but we  are encouraged to judge ALL gun owners by the actions of a few  lunatics.  
 Funny  how that works.

And another statement for  consideration--

2.  We constantly hear about how  Canadian Pension Plan (CPP) is going to run out of money. 
 How come  we never hear about welfare running out of money?  
 What's  interesting is, the first group "worked for" their money, but  the second didn't.

Finally ..

3.  Provincial Social Services is proud to be distributing this year  the greatest amount of free money ever .
Meanwhile, the Parks  Branch, asks us "Please Do Not Feed the Animals." 
 The  stated reason for this policy is because.... 
 "The  animals will grow dependent on handouts and will not learn to  take care of themselves."

That ends Today's Lesson On  Irony



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very ironic that welfare is now called "ontario works" hahahahahahaha and what about employment insurance ? what does that even mean ?



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studeshaker wrote:

very ironic that welfare is now called "ontario works" hahahahahahaha and what about employment insurance ? what does that even mean ?


Years ago employment insurance was called  UN employment insurance and it was in case you became unemployed it would supply an income.  So what do you think Employment insurance is for? 



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That's what happens when you elect teachers and ex government employees to run the province. It's sad that there is enough tax supported employees and welfaries to give a corrupt government a guaranteed majority were 90% of the province has no representation. It pays more to be on welfare than to work (the new full time, 28hr, week) for min wage. Need a raise just **** up another kid. Disgusting.

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I am forever thankful that I live in a country where our sick and disabled have their living and medical expenses covered. I am also proud that we as a society will offer a helping hand to adults who are having a tough time of it. But the blatant ripping off of these Social Services, therefore our taxpayers money IS disgusting.

I really wish that our leadership would set a better example. I hope that every Civil Servant who has overcharged or miss-spent on their expense/"petty cash" accounts is losing some sleep.
The recent "rash" of civil government workers being investigated by the RCMP is disheartening. Elected government officials have a pretty good life. They are put in positions of power by the public and are expected to spend our money wisely.

Not to:
-book extra people using false names on government flights, then cancel the false names just to have more privacy for you and your daughter, on the 48 flights you flew with your daughter, and the 2 flights you sent her by herself.

-Go to international funerals, send a card instead

-take a job with government and then file for expenses involved with living too far away. Move closer, you can afford it.

-Say that you charged $10,000 to your expense account, when in fact the bill to us taxpayers was over $50,000.

-spend over $1,000,000 for a painting of a red band over a black background

If our "leadership" rips us off, why shouldnt everyone else? I thought we as Canadians were a bit better than this?

 

El Toro- Dont even get me started on "teachers".



-- Edited by Hog on Wednesday 13th of August 2014 08:00:28 AM

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They're ALL getting away with this Sh*t cause nobody's hungry yet.

When that changes you'll see some big changes. JMO

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so as the old song said. "Who is gonna collect my welfare to pay for my Cadillac?"
I have declared a moratorium on worry and angst here. Now my only goal is not to be stupid myself (and some days that is a full time job!). I hold all the above mentioned up as a bad example.
don

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My bosses son left work at 3 pm to go to a chiropractor appointment . his mom is a supply teacher in the Catholic school system an her family gets free chiropractic and other medical stuff too , and a cut on pre scriptions , through the teachers union , as the techers benefits program , covers family members as well as the union member .
and just to entertain yourselves this weekend , any high school or college student you know , ask them to spell the words , alphabet , elephant or marsupial , just for fun ..77.


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My daughter works for OPG and she has an excellent drug and medical plan. A friend of mine is a teacher who has an excellent drug and medical plan. My step son works for an Ontario Government department and he has an excellent drug and medical plan. Another friend of mine is a retired GM worker who has a drug and medical plan that far exceeds the medical plan of any of the above mentioned people I know. Maybe we should be pointing the finger at GM employees because they have the best medical plan or if we are so jealous of teachers, maybe some of you could become teachers. After all, it is a free country that allows any of us to work in any field that we wish to.

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Or ask them to say the word "supposedly"  no brainchild, its not actually suposaBly.

 

 

 



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^^ That's a tough one. How about an easy one like library - no kids, it's not a lie-berry.

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Its not just kids...I have a 60 year old friend that calls Chicago.....Chi-cargo

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or folks that call a chimney - a chimlee hahahaha. another good one is "nuc-u-lar" power. jeez, it's pronounced the same way it looks - nuclear.



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I recently purchased a " KOHLER " motor for my old John Deere lawn tractor . One guy said he had been dealing with those " K-R-OHLERs for years -- Like a sammich for lunch ???? -- LATER -- DON / fleet 51

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Had an older neighbour who used to call the municipal grader the "Scratchin Stick". Another was raspberries, they were razzleberries. Lol

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Holy crap, I at least 2 IQ points higher den dem and I can't get a job.
I'm told I is really smart but don't speak francais????

Teachers !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Fire them all...... replace them with iPads...... kids would learn more.

Snowday..... teachers should stay safe at home if it's not safe enough for buses.....while min wage tim workers risk their life to get to work to serve the legal drug to teachers off for a snow day? How are teachers worth any more than a min wage earner????

got me started

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henry wrote:

 How are teachers worth any more than a min wage earner????

got me started


 No one is worth any more than another person and everyone has an opportunity to work at whatever they are qualified for. I would suggest the "min wage earner" enroll at the local Faculty of Education and step up to the plate to improve our current education system. There's no point in complaining about something unless we are prepared to help improve it.



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Wow! How did a joke pointing out social inequities turn into a teacher bashing thread? Not my original intention.

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MScott wrote:

Wow! How did a joke pointing out social inequities turn into a teacher bashing thread? Not my original intention.


Probably because teachers are so easy to bash .smilesmilesmile



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MScott wrote:

Wow! How did a joke pointing out social inequities turn into a teacher bashing thread? Not my original intention.


 And the GM workers bashing

Bruce Rossiter wrote

Another friend of mine is a retired GM worker who has a drug and medical plan that far exceeds the medical plan of any of the above mentioned people I know. Maybe we should be pointing the finger at GM employees because they have the best medical plan .

 

 

Boy are you misled.. 

After 30 years of GM  factory life my body is worn out and my benefits are not enough to take the pain away or treat it.

Thanks for " pointing a finger" but you are wrong. 

TMJ

 

  



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toomuchjunk wrote:

 

Boy are you misled.. 

After 30 years of GM  factory life my body is worn out and my benefits are not enough to take the pain away or treat it.

Thanks for " pointing a finger" but you are wrong. 

TMJ

 

 

  


 Pointing a finger and stating an example are two different things.

I guess my GM friends lied to me about their medical benefit plans.



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>>>"I would suggest the "min wage earner" enroll at the local Faculty of Education "

and......... how does the family live while in school ?

a famous saying by overpaid people that have a job...
" ah.. go get a job, I have one"

pay teachers minimum wage.

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toomuchjunk wrote:
 

Boy are you misled.. 

After 30 years of GM  factory life my body is worn out and my benefits are not enough to take the pain away or treat it.

Thanks for " pointing a finger" but you are wrong. 

TMJ

 


 TMJ, you know what they say, everyone has an opinion and an a-hole, and both usually stink.. just like the "pay teachers minimum wage" comment. 

 

Just comes from a place of ignorance. 

I'm glad as hell I put my efforts into IT, an industry where I didn't have to wear my body out to earn a living. My mind.. well.. Never mind that.



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At 85 I don't have to much to do in the morning ( afternoons are alright) so I usually stay up to 2 or 3am and sleep until 11ish. Tonight I happened to be going thru the previous posts and all the x I thought the posts were US originated.As we are having exactly the
same problems it would probably be interesting if we could involve some Europeans in the
discussion.Im afraid we would find out no matter where we went ,at least in democracies
where officials are elected free $ gains votes and keeps them. In most of the others it's probably a fear of riots by the free $ recipieients. Carr

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studeshaker wrote:

very ironic that welfare is now called "ontario works" hahahahahahaha and what about employment insurance ? what does that even mean ?


 You're social insurance number evidences you as an employee of the federal government...therefore you are always em=ploy=ed by nanny...its also your person's cra account number

Un-em-poly-ment was just deception ...Now cause it evidences you as employee of the federal government ask yourself have you been properly paid...



-- Edited by Ground Pounder on Thursday 31st of March 2016 10:54:21 PM

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Ground Pounder wrote:
studeshaker wrote:

very ironic that welfare is now called "ontario works" hahahahahahaha and what about employment insurance ? what does that even mean ?


 You're social insurance number evidences you as an employee of the federal government...therefore you are always em=ploy=ed by nanny...its also your person's cra account number

Un-em-poly-ment was just deception ...Now cause it evidences you as employee of the federal government ask yourself have you been properly paid...



-- Edited by Ground Pounder on Thursday 31st of March 2016 10:54:21 PM


 huh ???????



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Must be paint fumes.

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Petebil wrote:

Must be paint fumes.


 Ya "NOT' Its called an education...lmfao

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Ccjjt5OihM



-- Edited by Ground Pounder on Friday 1st of April 2016 09:53:21 AM

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Ed-U-Cat-ion .....

Ed is my cat. When he asks me what he is I say "Ed, you cat" (Educat).
Ed is part lion. Lion broken down is L-I-O-N. Part of L-I-O-N is ION.

To sum this all up, my cats name is Ed and he's part lion ..... why you're bringing this up now is beyond me confuse

 

I never had a nanny so the rest doesn't apply to me hmm

 

 



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chips wrote:

Ed-U-Cat-ion .....

Ed is my cat. When he asks me what he is I say "Ed, you cat" (Educat).
Ed is part lion. Lion broken down is L-I-O-N. Part of L-I-O-N is ION.

To sum this all up, my cats name is Ed and he's part lion ..... why you're bringing this up now is beyond me confuse

 

I never had a nanny so the rest doesn't apply to me hmm

 

over you're heads suppose...

Brought it up cause :  the thread is titled...Today's Lesson On Irony wink

 

Thats some cat you got pics....lol

 

 


 



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