He met an older woman at a bar last night.

She looked pretty good for a 60+year-old. In fact, she wasn't too bad at all, and I found myself thinking she probably had a really hot daughter.

They drank a couple of beers, and she asked if he'd ever had a Sportsman's Double?

'What's that? He asked.

'It's a mother and daughter threesome,' she said.

As His mind began to embrace the idea, and I wondered what her daughter might look like, he said, 'No, I haven't.'

They drank a bit more, then she said with a wink, 'tonight's your lucky night.'

They went back to her place. They walked in.

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She put on the hall light and shouted upstairs: 'Mom...you still awake?'