Two little boys are going to the  hospital the next day for operations.

Theirs will be first on the  schedule.
 
 The older boy leans over and  asks, 
                 
"What are you having  done?"
 
 The second boy says, "I'm getting  my tonsils out, and I'm afraid."
 
 The first boy says, "You've got  nothing to worry about. 
               
I had that done when I was  four.
They put you to sleep, and when  you wake up,
They give you lots of Jell-O and  ice cream.
It's a breeze."
 
 The second boy then asks, "What  are you going in for?"
 
 The first boy says,  "Circumcision."
 
 "Whoa!" the smaller boy  replies.
"Good luck, buddy.  I had  that done when I was born.
Couldn't walk for a  year."