for those who think i pick on certain nationalities--here is one from mine

Subject: An Irish Family Tradition

 

Seamus had long heard the stories of an amazing family tradition. It seems that his father, grandfather and great-grandfather had all been able to walk on water on their 18th birthday.
 
On that special day, they'd each walked across the lake to the pub on the far side for their first legal drink.

 

So when Seamus's 18th birthday came around, he and his pal Mick, took a boat out to the middle of the lake. Seamus stepped out of the boat... and nearly drowned! Mick just barely managed to pull Seamus to safety.

 

Furious and confused, Seamus, went to see his grandmother.

 

'Grandma,' he asked, "Tis me 18th birthday, so why can't I walk 'cross the lake like me father, his father, and his father before him?"

 

Granny looked deeply into Seamus's, troubled brown eyes and said, "Because ye father, ye grandfather and ye great-grandfather were all born in December, when the lake is frozen; and ye were born in August, ya fookin' idiot!"