I was reading an article last night about fathers and sons, when memories
came flooding back of the time I took my son out for his first pint.
Off we went to our local pub which is only two blocks from the house.
I got him a Fosters. He didn't like it - so I drank it.
Then I got him a Carling Black Label, he didn't like it, so I drank it.
It was the same with the 1664 Lager and Premium Dry Cider.
By the time we got down to the whisky I could hardly push the stroller
that reminds me of a joke of 2 older gentlemen sitting in the club.
1st old timer asked the other fellow if he would like a Scotch. Who replied "No thank, tried it once, didn't like it." He asked him if he would like a cigar. replying again "No thank, tried it once, didn't like it". He then asked him why he was at the club and he replied he was waiting for his son. the 1st old timer replied "Only one"?
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There are 106 miles to Chicago. We have a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark, and we're wearing sunglasses.
that reminds me of a joke of 2 older gentlemen sitting in the club.
1st old timer asked the other fellow if he would like a Scotch. Who replied "No thank, tried it once, didn't like it." He asked him if he would like a cigar. replying again "No thank, tried it once, didn't like it". He then asked him why he was at the club and he replied he was waiting for his son. the 1st old timer replied "Only one"?
