A couple of old guys were playing golf when one mentioned that he was going
 to go to Dr. Smith for a new set of dentures in the morning..

 His elderly buddy remarked that he too had gone to the very same dentist two
 years before.

"Is that so?", asked the first old guy. "Did he do a good job?"

 The second oldster replied, "Well, I was on the golf course yesterday when a
 guy on the next fairway hooked a shot. The ball must have been going at
 least 200 mph when it smacked me right in the nuts."

 The first old guy was confused and asked, "What the hell does that have to
 do with your dentures?"

 "It was the first time in two years my teeth didn't hurt!"